Disclaimer: I do not own Hunter x Hunter or The Nightmare Before Christmas in any way shape or form. I am merely using the characters and songs for entertainment purposes.


Note: This song is sung by us, the writers, because of the end of the anime. We put a lot time and effort into writing these parodies. We enjoy what we do, and we appreciate all those who share our pleasure in reading these. Thank you for your support and comments. This will be the last one for this fic, however we have new projects coming up. It has been a pleasure working with my friend on these and I'm sure it will be great working with her in the future. I encourage you to read my solo writing pieces and also read what will come out in the future.


Our Lament

There are few who'd deny, at what we do we are the best

For our knowledge does extend far and wide

When it comes to the four, to the troupe, and nen

We know it all without ever even trying


With the slightest little effort of our fandom grasp

We can name every Hunter we have met

With flickers of our hands, and some well placed words

We have written songfics that have made you freak


And show after show it's the same routine

Yet we are so wary of losing the team

Now the show, has met its end

And we say goodbye to our dear old friends

Oh somewhere deep inside of our bones, an emptiness begins to grow

All we want is a new episode

A longing that we know too well


We are masters of cosplay and the leaders of fans

And our rooms are filled with merchandise

To our friends, we are plucky

And we're oh so lucky

To be known throughout England and France


And without dread, we have knowledge in our heads

To recite Hunter x Hunter quotations

No fangirl or boy can scream like we can

At only the slightest provocation


But who else could ever understand

That the fangirl queens who know it all

Would suffer for their crowns,

If folks only understood

They can't live without, if they only could

Oh there's an emptiness in our bones, that calls out for new episodes

The emptiness grows day after day

We'll be judged for, our torrent of tears