As you MAY have guessed, I took this scene from Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire.
But…
It was too good a chance to pass up. XD
I own neither Naruto or Harry Potter. ^_^
Previously on Konoha Hell High:
"In Summer when the top end of the school is coming to the end of their year, we have the Prom. Now as I'm sure you know, everyone must have a date so that they can dance to the opening song. The first dance, as tradition, shall be the-"
Chapter 24.
Babbling, bumbling, band of Baboons.
"-the Waltz." Asuma finished.
A silence met this.
Hinata filled with joy. Finally! A chance to show them something that she was really good at!
Tenten was indifferent. She didn't mind. It was just another dance move to add to her collection.
Sakura felt determined. It was a new experience and she wanted to try and do her utmost to succeed. 'CHAA!' Her Inner said, punching empty space in determination.
Temari was horrified. She couldn't dance, and here she would look an absolute fool.
Hanabi, Hinata's older sister (A/N: I know it's actually her little sister, but for this I made her older. Potassium?), was also happy. Hinata had once taught her a few of the moves for the waltz and felt sure that she could reproduce them.
Hana Inuzuka, Kiba's older sister, was disgusted. She couldn't dance and to be honest she couldn't be asked to. It was best to just get it over and done with.
Ayumi, a friend of Hana and Hanabi's was confused. How did a waltz go?
Then there was Konan.
Konan was in Hana's, Hanabi's and Ayume's class, but she was part of the emo crowd who called themselves the Akatsuki, but they had transferred to another school across Konoha the year before.
She didn't have a clue how to dance at all. But deep inside, she wanted to know how to. This could be her chance.
The boys however, had the same idea as Temari.
Except for Choji, Lee and Neji. They DID actually know how to waltz.
"Now, we have upheld the waltz for hundreds of years. So I do NOT want you destroying this tradition by behaving like a babbling, bumbling, band of baboons!" Asuma said sternly.
Kankuro leaned over slightly and poked Kiba.
"Try saying that five times faster…"
"Babbling, bumbling, band of baboons… "
"Babbling bumbling band of baboons."
"Babblingbumblingbandofbaboons."
Aranya turned to talk to Kurenai and Asuma as Genma walked out to go and get some music to put in the player.
Kiba meanwhile, who was Konoha's local DJ, stole up and put one of the CD's in before rushing back to his place.
"The music's ready!" He called
"Good. Ok. Lets go…Now. To dance…is to let the body…breathe…" Aranya said, flourishing her arms slightly. Here she turned to the girls side of the room with a smile.
"Inside every girl, a secret swan slumbers, longing to burst forth and take flight!" She emphasised.
Kiba turned to Naruto, Gaara and Shikamaru quickly.
"There's something about to burst out from Karin's fat ass frame, but I don't think it's a swan." He muttered with a grin, causing them to burst out into barely concealed guffaws of laughter.
"Inside every boy, a lordly lion, prepared to prance…Mr Inuzuka." Kurenai continued as Aranya quickly went to the CD player, going forth and grabbing him by the wrist.
"Yes?" He asked cautiously
"Will you join me please." Kurenai said, quirking her eyebrow. Asuma smirked from the other side of the room as Gaara, Shikamaru, Kankuro and Naruto all pushed him upright, letting Kurenai drag him to the middle of the hall.
"Now, place your right hand on my waist." She instructed him.
"Sorry…Where?" He asked in slight shock.
"My waist." She repeated, her cherry red eyes glistening dangerously at him. He complied, tentatively placing his hand on her waist.
A wolf-whistle sounded out from Lee and Kankuro at the same time amidst laughter, and he pulled his hand back, ready to strike out at them.
"Now, extend your arm…" Kurenai continued, grabbing his hand and putting it back on her waist. "Asuma, the music if you please."
Asuma nodded and pressed play.
"STOP. Hammer time. Doo Doo Doo Doo. Doo Doo." The speakers blared out. Kiba stopped and held his hand palm up to an astonished Kurenai.
"Can't touch this." He said, beginning to dance slightly.
Asuma rolled his eyes and pressed stop, putting another CD in which believed to be the correct one...and pressing play.
"Doo, doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, dodo dodo, dooo dooo, doo doo doo doo doo doo." The speakers sang out.
The whole class erupted into laughter as Kiba started to dance old style with Kurenai, making her twirl around in astonishment.
"YOU GOT RICKROLLED!" Temari yelled over the top of it all, causing more hilarity.
Asuma grinned and picked up another CD and putting it in and once again, pressing the play button of doom.
"It's close to miiidnight… and something evils' lurking in the dark…"
Asuma frowned for a second. But he smiled along with everyone else, including Kurenai as Kiba broke away from her and started doing weird moves to the song, parading up and down the hall.
"Under the mooooonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart…"
"You try to scrreaaammm…But terror takes the sound before you make it…You start to freeze…as horror looks at you right between the eyes…you're paralysed…" Kiba mimed, licking his lips.
"CAUSE THIS IS THRRIILLLLLLEEER…THRILLER NIGHT. AND NOTHIN'S GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THE BEAST ABOUT TO STRIKE!" Everyone joined in at the chorus in broken hysterics as Kiba lifted his arms up in front of him, hands like claws, and paraded from left to right like a monster escaped from one of Lady Gaga's videos.
Asuma picked up the fourth CD, knowing what was going to happen and waiting for the impact as he pressed play.
Kiba turned and spread his arms wide to include everyone as he mimed along.
"You and me honey we ain't nothing but mammals, so let us do it like they do it on the discovery channel."
"FACE DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FU-"
Asuma abruptly pressed the stop button before Kiba could do anymore dance moves which could move up the rating of the fic. (A/N: ^_^ )
The fifth and final disk. 'Genma better get back soon…' Kurenai thought in despair.
"I'm running, falling down, chase me all around this town and now you've finally got me…what am I to do?…OOH OOH OOH!"
"Sexy Vampire! I'm falling in love so just bite me baby, and drink all my blood…OH YEAH! Sexy Vampire, I'm falling in love with you…so do what you want to do!" Kiba pranced around adding to the laughter and applause which was erupting around the hall.
"I'm ba- What the hell?" Genma panted as he re-appeared in the hall.
"Shut up and put the music in please…don't even ask." Asuma groaned.
Kurenai grabbed Kiba before he could sit down and pulled him back upright, placing his hands on her waist and taking his other arm and extending it so that they held hands.
"And begin." Aranya said, pointing out how they were moving and how NOT to move.
"One, two, three…One, two, three…One, two, three…" Kurenai and 'Nya chanted, Kiba being miserably dragged around the hall.
"Oi." Hana Inuzuka motioned to Naruto and Kankuro.
"…?"
"…?"
"I hope you're filming this." She mouthed with a thumbs up.
"Yeah. We can never let him forget this." Shikamaru muttered with a smirk as he caught on to what was being said as he drew out his phone to start filming it.
"Never." Kankuro and Naruto grinned, giving her a thumbs up back.
"Now, everybody up please!" Aranya cried. The girls (mostly), went up with a will and waited. The boys sat there.
Lee, Choji, Neji and Sai, however, immediately stood up and waited to be sorted with a partner.
Hinata, building up some courage, broke from the line. Much to his astonishment, and Asuma's amusement, Naruto was dragged up and felt his hand being placed on Hinata's slim waist.
He smiled down at her and she smiled back, seconds later he pecked he softly on the lips and she giggled, sorting him out so that he stood correctly.
"This pair have got it right!" Aranya said, gesturing to them. Everyone looked with grins spreading across their faces as Temari was taken by Shikamaru.
As they passed Hinata and Naruto, Temari's foot snaked out and caught Hinata's ankle. She flew forwards and landed on top of Naruto, both of them blushing furiously at the whistles and cat calls which followed. They hurried to help each other stand up again.
"Ok. So. Lee? Ok, I'd like you to pair with…What is your name?"
"Karin."
"Ok then, Lee and Karin please, stand facing each other."
"Aaaaannnnddd…You."
" My name is Sasuke Uchiha."
"That's nice. I'll call you chicken ass." Aranya retorted as she called Sakura to stand opposite him. Sakura was suddenly wondering whether or not this was such a good idea as Sasuke scowled at her.
"Temari…? Yes. You and…"
"I'll go with her." Shikamaru immediately offered before Aranya could pair her off with someone else.
"Yep, that's fine." She said, moving on as Shikamaru stood lazily in front of Temari.
"That was quick for a lazy ass like you." Temari said.
"Hm." He replied slowly.
"Lazy." She shot at him, putting a hand on her hip.
"Crazy." He retorted with a smile and a roll of his eyes.
"Tsk."
"Mendoukusai."
Just to let you know, the next chapter which I have written, I found quite hard to write. It was very…Well. You'll see.
But please say if you think I did good, ok or if it was basically a bit crap in a review. =)
Much love.
Oh! And you can always review this chapter as well you know! ;D
Reverse physcology. Wonderful stuff. XD
Kaitaru.^_\\
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