The Hellsing Files

by ToMakeMeTame

There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.

25. Voice Lessons Part One

The Hellsing Files

-Voice Lessons (part one)

"Master, why do I have to take voice lessons? I sing fine!"

Alucard growled at his fledgling. "Have you ever heard yourself? And you forget that because of the mental connection, I can hear you when you're in the shower. I though the French Pig was bad, but..." He trailed off, shaking his head.

"Well, then, who's going to teach me?"

A huge grin appeared on Alucard's face. "The French Pig, of course."

Seras' mouth dropped open. "WHAT?"

"It turns out that the French Pig actually does have a good voice. He just doesn't show it that often."

Seras sweatdropped. "You... you mean..."

"Yes. You're going to be locked in a room with the French Pig and a piano for two hours."

"Oh shit."

"I thought you liked him."

Seras stared at him, a red tinge starting to grow on her cheeks. "W-what?"

"Well, the whole incident with the stream, for one thing..."

"HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?!?!?!"

Alucard smirked. "Integra's mind isn't so hard to look at. She had bad dreams about that for the next week."

"Oh, fuck."

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Moral- Don't try to keep secrets from Alucard. He finds out about EVERYTHING.

Next chapter- Voice lessons with Pip! Should be interesting, huh? R+R!