Twi Trek

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Twinterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, assist civilizations in their quest for peace, and to boldly crackfic where no fic has gone before. The Hot Potatoes are at it again. Rated M for eventual naughtiness and crackmania.

25. Chapter 25

Twi Trek

Chapter 25

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I felt bad for my Vulcan second-in-command and his intelligence-led libido. Heaven help us if A-whora ever started reciting the Twifleet rule book.

"The reasons for the Volterrian's hatred of the Rimjoboneian's same-sex orientation is unknown," Swann continued. "After several distress calls with overly-loud and obviously fake female orgasms echoing in the background, Twifleet has decided to take the situation seriously. Our mission is to infiltrate Rimjob and plant a spy in their midst."

Boner shot out of his chair with his hand raised high.

"I volunteer as gaybute!"

"Jesus fuck," I grumbled as Swann stared at my cock-loving physician.

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A/N: Gaybute...Tribute...sorry...had to be done.

:-)

Know what I saw in porn the other day? A foreskin shot. They poured tequila into a dude's foreskin and sucked it out.

Why is this relevant? It's not. But DUDE!

Okay...onward, Hot Tot!

MWAH!

MR