iDOAzu's POV
I stared at the man Sexy-chan had called Kakashi for a while. After a minute of this going on, he finally decided to come say hi. I tried not to blush.
He's rather handsome.
"Hey, Azusa," he said casually. Azusa-san looked up.
"Oh, no, not you Azusa. Me Azusa," I told her. She nodded and turned back around. "I'm known as Miura-san, actually," I said to Kakashi.
Kakashi nodded. "Oh, OK. Is that your twin? I heard that you had one."
I nodded back. "Yes, that's Azusa-san," I explained. "And…you're Kakashi, right?"
"Mm-hm. I'm your husband."
I tried not to explode from blushing too much or fall out of my chair. "W-what?"
"Well, I'm from this alternate universe place where the two of us are married, and we adopted this kid," Kakashi said, pointing to the kid I didn't recognize who was holding a baby. "We also adopted that kid." Now he pointed at MuraMako, who was hiding desperately behind Yukipyon. When she noticed someone pointing, she emerged.
"Why are you pointing at me? Am I in trouble or something?" she asked cautiously.
"No, you're just my daughter."
"Oh, OK. That makes perfect sense…wait, I'm your daughter? Since when? Isn't my dad, like…alive?"
"Yes, but in the alternate universe I come from, you are my daughter."
MuraMako blinked and stared at him; then she shrugged and hid behind Yukipyon again.
I looked over at the baby. "Who's baby is that?" I asked.
Kakashi shrugged. "Ours," he said dismissively.
"Th-that's our baby?!" I gasped. "S-since when did I have a baby?"
"Can I hold it?" MuraMako asked the kid holding my baby.
"DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!" was the kid's response, squeezing his sister defensively.
"I'm not going to shake it! I just want to hold her!"
"Too bad. She's my sister!"
"She's my sister too!"
Kakashi shook his head. "Those two are always bickering in my universe too," he announced. "Anyways…we should probably go home now. Bye."
"You're leaving?" I whimpered. "But…don't go! I've always wanted to get married…maybe we could get married in this world too!"
"OK. Hey Sasuke, I'm going to get married in this world too."
"Whatever. Just don't shake the baby."
"Alright."
I turned to Azusa-san, excited. "Azusa-san, did you hear that? I'm getting married!" I squealed.
Azusa-san smiled at me. "Congratulations," she praised.
"I know! I'm excited! Everyone, I'm finally getting married!"
"OK. But let's wait until after the party."
