A/N: I'm at my friend's house, so I can just do one chapter while she watches her new show. (she, like, lives for tv. -_-)
"Creevey, Dennis!"
Hey, do you like milk?
Yeah, love it! And plus I love the Giant Squid! I wanna marry her!
Her…?
Yeah, the Giant Squid is female!
Nice…
Yeah!
So, you sure don't seem like a Slytherin…
Yay!
Or a Ravenclaw…
Okay…?
Or a Hufflepuff…
Gryffindor! Alright! Woohoo!
Just one word of advice: do not join the Harry Potter fan club with your brother.
What!
GRYFFINDOR!
"Why do think I wouldn't be able to join your fan club?" Dennis asked Colin, sitting at the Gryffindor table.
"I don't know!"
"I'm joining anyway, 'cuz," Colin joined in here, as it was their motto, "Harry Potter is the best!"
A/N: The sorting hat said that because they would've had to disband when Umbi-wait, the rating-Umbridge took over. Anyway, review please! : )