INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
Me: "Well, do you know Ludwig and Gilbert Beilschmidt?"
Audiences: "We do!"
Me: "Germany and Prussia! They're brothers in the Germanic family. So… do you know Bosnia and Herzegovina?"
Audiences: "We do too!"
Me: "Very big. Bosnia and Herzegovina are wife and husband in the Slavic family. And do you know any other brothers?"
Audiences: "Uhhh…"
…today, I felt like I was expelling the stress. I looked so very bright and shiny…
…so, with me, I would not allow myself to miss it. I started by chatting with them about the World Cup. But after Germany, Bosnia and Herzegovina, the fans seemed very confusing…
Audiences: "Uhhh… hey, MJ, do you know the last?"
Me: "Well… I think I knew something. But I'll make an advise: this nation before had been separate to two places: one was the North under Austrian rule, one was the South under Spanish rule."
Audiences: "Wow…"
…but later…
Audiences: "We don't know."
Me: "Alright. Next, this nation was the first place in the world started to reform the Europe."
Audiences: "Wow… and we think…"
…some of them knew something, but they didn't know. I wished that they could be smarter than this…
Me: "Oh come on. This is very easy."
Audiences: "Well…"
Me: "Alright. The last was this was the place where the Roman Empire built a capital in here."
…this time, they found…
Audiences: "ITALY!"
Me: "Of course. Italy was the nation in Southern Europe, under the rule of Roman Empire; separate to many nations under Austrian and Spanish rule; then their war to gain independence from Austria, with Prussia's assists; became an emerged giant Kingdom of Italy, won the World War I, but lost the II due to facsist rule of Mussolini; one of six nations whom created the European Union today."
Audiences: "OOOOOO…"
Me: "But wait, just more. Italy is a wonderful country with Pisa, Collisseum, Vesuvius and the lost city of Pompeii, and else. Italy is a nation belonged to Latin family, and in here located the Vatican, the Holy Nation in the world. So, you know who are Italys…"
Audiences: "The Vargas!"
Me: "That's right. Please welcome Feliciano and Lovino Vargas! CIAO ITALIA!" (HELLO ITALY!)
…Feliciano and Lovino, they were North and South Italy. Perfecto! And I must celebrate it, because I very love Italy…
North Italy: "Ciao!" (Hello!)
Me: "Ah. Please enjoy, brothers."
South Italy: "Always be Italy."
…they sat down to the sofa. I thought it was time…
Me: "It was very long time, Italy. But you two are the most successful nations in the World Cup, with 4 champions, only behind Brazil one title."
North Italy: "Uh, that's right! Do you want some pasta?"
Me: "Actually… yes. I will eat after finish the interview."
North Italy: "Haha…"
…he had been so happy that he raised his hands to the roof. But when he put it down, Lovino acted weird…
South Italy: "Hey… Feli, where is your… pasta?"
North Italy: "WHAT?"
…North Italy threw the pasta flying and the pasta came close to…
…Ukraine…
Russia: "Hey hey what the…"
Finland: "BOMB IS COMING! TAKE COVER!"
Sweden: "What the…"
Portugal: "Oh my Gosh oh my Gosh…"
India: "Pray, pray…"
…and it smashed to Ukraine's face. She was a childish and wasn't tomboyish, so… she wanna cried…
Ukraine: "Hichic…"
…poor Ukraine…
Me: "Hey, Feli, it's not funny, man!"
South Italy: "Don't worry, I have handled of this."
…South Italy held North Italy's hands. Lovino believed that he couldn't make a same mistake. But when he tried to hold Feliciano, he had…
…kicked the spaghetti out. I saw it, and…
Me: "I'm shocking…"
…the spaghetti flew to…
…this time, China, America, Israel and Venezuela. He kicked… 4? 4?! It was impossible…
North Italy: "Uh oh…"
…it hit both four of them. China couldn't believe it…
China: "Oh… you insulted me!"
America: "Yuck!"
Venezuela: "AAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Israel: "US?"
…all laughed…
Audiences: "HAHAHAHAHAHA…"
…North Italy and South Italy also laughed too. These nations also blamed everything about Italy's brothers. Because all of this, I must say it was funny. The situation in the show… well, no one wanted to see anymore…
Me: "Hilarious! Good show! Good show! Perfecto!" (Perfect!)
…then, America and China warned by thumbing their middle finger. I didn't want to ask, so I returned back to normal…
Me: "Alright alright. Stop stop, I can't control myself anymore. Please, Italys."
…the brothers had stopped…
North Italy: "Okay!"
South Italy: "I'm apology. Sorry, sorry."
Angola: "Heizzzz…"
Haiti: "Not cool, man."
…but it was over. So I ordered everyone to stop. The show must be continued. I came close to the Italys, and spoke to them…
Me: "So, having enjoyed? Good. Now, I need to talk about your World Cup qualifying results."
…listening, Feliciano and Lovino stopped. They then prepared themselves, and began…
North and South Italy: "We're ready…, man."
…I might smile now…
Me: "So… it's time to do."
…unfortunately, when I was talking about Italy, China had been arguing with Vietnam…
China: "So what? This belongs to China: South China Sea!"
Vietnam: "But it belongs to me!"
China: "You need to learn something, Vietnam."
…Brazil and Mexico, who disliked this, turned angry and yelled…
Brazil: "Shut up! QUIET!"
Mexico: "Out out out! We will talk about South China Sea later."
…it was the situation called: the Chinese rig. Brazil and Mexico pulled China and Vietnam away, then shutted the door. I knew, but I had to talk about soccer first…
North Italy: "I'll start: we began in group B. We met Denmark, Czech Republic, Malta, Armenia and Bulgaria. Our first race had been in Sofia."
South Italy: "But if Pablo Osvaldo hadn't been there, we might have lost. Thanked him so much for the score 2-2."
Me: "Yes, yes it is."
South Italy: "Later, we beat Malta 2-0 at home."
North Italy: "And in Yerevan, we drove Armenia out: we won 3-1 in Hrazdan."
South Italy: "And you know what, in Milan, Italy: Montolivo, De Rossi, Balotelli, they gave 3-1 win over Denmark."
North Italy: "Wow wow… in Ta' Qali, the black bad boy Balotelli crushed Malta 2-0."
South Italy: "So… we continued like this: in Prague, Czech, we draw him 0-0."
…they told so fast that my eyes turned blow…
Me: "Hhhhhh…"
South Italy: "In Palermo, Alberto Gilardino scored his only goal to win 1-0 over Bulgaria."
North Italy: "Turin, Italy had welcomed Czech Republic by a 2-1 victory. Chiellini and Balotelli had scored goals in the match."
North and South Italy: "And our last matches were 2 draw: 2-2 over Denmark and 2-2 over Armenia in Copenhagen and Naples."
North Italy: "So… we passed: 6 wins, 4 draws, no losts, 19 goals forward, 9 goals away, +10 and 22 Points."
Me: "Hhhhh…"
…I was very shocked about that. And I must be staying back…
Me: "You did fast."
North Italy: "What did you think?"
South Italy: "Yes, we made it well, right?"
Me: "Alright… so, you passed for 22 points."
South Italy: "Yes. We have crossed in and later, we were brought to the group D which includes England, Uruguay, Costa Rica."
North Italy: "And we want to defeat our opponents."
Me: "So…"
North Italy: "Our direct goal? We want champions!"
South Italy: "CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS!"
Me: "And…"
North and South Italy: "We will pass it! We won't let it down! FORZA ITALIA!"
…they slapped its hands, and they started running out. I didn't speak anything when they talked about the qualifying of Italy…
Me: "?"