CC25

A.N.- Hey, I'm finally back again! Sigh... Well, coming up this week are two specials, so I figured it would be nice to have a regular chapter first. Well, I hope you enjoy it.

Dagobah, a few days later, outside of Yoda's hut

Sean and Tenko gently eased the fighters down above to swamp. The hatch hissed open and they jumped out. Tenko sighed in relief when the swampy air hit her.

"Ahhh... It's so nice." She declared "And the air isn't overly humid, yet it's warm!"

"Mmm!" Carys agreed "It feels almost like we're back home again in Florida."

Paco and Sean didn't interject, because they were already swimming in a lake. Tenko frowned.

"Hey, guys, if I were you, I would get out of tha-"

"AGHHH!"

"Too late. Come on Carys, we have two idiots to rescue."

When they finally rescued Paco and Sean away from the monster in the swamp, they walked towards the jungle and got ready.

"Ok!" said Carys "I'm going to list out what we need. Let me know when if you have it.

2 full body cloaks!"

"Check!" said Tenko, holding up 2 gauzy pieces of fabric. Carys nodded in approval.

"Good. Darth Vader costume from Party City!"

"Check!" proclaimed Paco, who would be taking on that role. "Hey, out of curiosity, how did we find a Party City in the Star Wars galaxy?"

Carys shrugged. "No idea. Obi-Wan Kenobi mask and Jedi Robes?"

"Check!" Sean yelled, putting on those items.

"Hologram machine with Isabella's image in it?"

Tenko shook her head. "We don't have that. But we have a Bella-Bot, will that do?"

Carys nodded. "That's good. Um, C4 tiger and a Pokemon costume!" She pulled said items out of her pocket.

"Oh, and we might need some hydrochloric acid."

Tenko wordlessly held up a vial.

"Good!" Carys returned the list to her pocket.

Sean smiled weakly. "If we're careful, we may be able to pull this off." He looked at Paco for reassurance.

Paco grinned. "It'll be fine. Just remember that your past self will arrive here as soon as we set off the bomb, so get ready to get out of here. I have the fighters ready to take us to our next destination as soon as it happens, so we'll need to run in and take off."

Tenko and Sean nodded. With all the flying experience they now had, it wouldn't be a problem. There was a silence for a moment, and then-

"What are we waiting for? Time to get crackin'!"

"Enough visitors these days, I do not have" said Yoda as he bumbled around his little hut. "And bore me, young Skywalker does."

"HELLO STRANGE GREEN THING!" screamed two high-pitched figures as they tumbled in (literally) through the door.

Surprise flashed across Yoda's face, but he quickly recovered.

"Strange green thing I am not. Yoda I am." he told the two high-pitched figures.

They ignored that and bounced (yes, they bounced) closer to him.

"Hey, Yoda," started the first "what would happen if we poured hydrochloric acid on your blonde head?"

"Blonde?" screeched the second "since when is Yoda blonde?"

Yoda sweatdropped.

"Poor eyesight you must have. Blonde I am not, grey I am." he told them.

An awkward silence ensued-

Said awkward silence ended when Luke Skywalker jumped throught the open window.

"Hey, Yo-" poor Luke never got a chance to finish before he heard

"USE THE FORCE, LUKE!"

"I AM YOUR FATHER, LUKE"

"GO AWAY, LAME LUKE!"

"Wha—wh-what..." aforementioned Luke stammered "who said that?"

With guilty expressions, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Darth Vader, and a little girl stepped out from behind a screen, and watched as Luke attempted (poorly) to understand the situation.

"You know what, Luke? Your lame and stupid. I don't like you. I challenge you, let's have a fight to the death!" said the (until now) innocent looking 9 year old girl.

"Awww..." inserted the first high-pitched figure "Isabella, my darling niece, I'm so proud of you!"

Isabella didn't reply because she had just drawn a lightsabre and was locking swords with Luke.

Then, to everyones suprise, a Voltorpe Pokemon suddenly rolled in and used self destruct.

"BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!"

Just as Yoda made his comment and flashed off, the "Obi-Wan", the "Vader" and the "two-high-pitched-figures" charged out of the hut at top speed, leaving an extremely blackened and confused Luke Skywalker behind. They crashed through the jungle for a few minutes before finally collapsing under a tree.

Sean groaned and took off his disguise.

"That was awful!"

Tenko nodded as she pulled at her black cloak. "And that voice I had to use? Gahhhh!"

Paco laid back and tore his mask away from his face.

"All we need to do now is meet up with lollipop Yoda."

There was a silence for a moment. Tenko was pretty happy about it, too, as she remarked.

"Ahhh, it's so quiet and peaceful.

... Wait a second- it's a little too quiet.

Oh no. Where's Carys?"

Somewhere on Dagobah, Carys snickered and pulled a hologram projector out from under her black robe.

3...2...1... There!

A confused looking Shoda (Sean/Yoda hybrid) ran into the clearing. Carys pulled switched on the hologram and sang out of a speaker she had placed earlier.

"Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato-Oh! I'm so yummy!"

She held back her laughter as the Shoda charged and ended up in the swamp.

Sucker.