Summary: A island full of cats is paradise for Kou and Yui. Mukami brothers and Yui visits a world ruled by cats.

Characters: All Mukami brothers, Yui. K

Genres: Humor, Fantasy

Rated: K+

Cat Island (For LOL)

Apparently, there was a paradise full of cats. A world where it was only inhabited by cats and only cats. And guess the two blondes who wanted to go.

Yes, it was Kou and Yui. Definitely Kou and Yui.

"Do you two really want to go?" Ruki crossed his arms, a bag of weird sparkly dust glowing in his hand. Ruki had went before and once was enough. He had warned them countless of times that getting back would be trouble but, he never told them it would make them puke.

In fact, he wanted them to go and see them suffer as he had.

Kou and Yui nodded their furiously.

He handed the bag over to Yui. "Sprinkle some over yourselves to get there. If you want to get back home you have to eat it."

Kou and Yui looked at the bag, their eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Don't you guys want to go too," Yui stared at the trio. Struggling to take the scissor away from Azusa, was Ruki. Azusa was trying to injure himself with scissors yet again. Yuma was lounging on the sofa peacefully enjoying his sugar cubes. "It'll be fun if we go together."

Kou nodded. "M Neko-chan is right! Let's go together~"

Azusa stopped struggling against Ruki, letting Ruki take the scissor away. "If…one of you slap me...I'll go."

"Yay~ M Neko-chan will—"

"No way, I won't do that." Opening the bag, Yui grabbed some sparkling dust in her hand and sprinkle it on herself. She began to glow like the dust in the bag. Yui quickly handed the bag over to Kou and as the cat lover disappeared she waved the Mukami brothers goodbye. "Kou-kun will do it!"

"Huh..." Kou's gaze was transfixed on the spot where Yui had disappeared for a few seconds before returning his gaze to Azusa, who was staring back at Kou with a hopeful look. "Seriously Azusa...why are you a masochist."

Azusa just smiled in response.

Kou went over to Azusa. He didn't slap him at all. Kou just softly touched his cheeks with his hands.

"Wait...that's not a..."

Kou reached into the bag and grabbed small amount of dust in his hand. With a smile plastered on his face, Kou sprinkled the dust on Azusa. Like Yui, Azusa glowed like the dust and with that he disappeared.

With a bag in hand and a bit of shiny dust in his other, he faced Yuma and Ruki and smile. But in Ruki's eyes, it was a disturbing smile. "Now then~ Who's next?"

"Whatever, as long as you two don't fucking bring cats back home with you."

With a poof Yuma disappeared.

"Ruki let's go~"

"Kou don't you dare—"

"Ruki are you scared of the dust?"

"Kou you better not—"

Poof

….

For Yui, Kou and Azusa it was paradise. Azusa was being mauled by cats because he wouldn't stop purposely angering the furry creatures while Yui and Kou were cuddling with the cats.

"Yuma-kun isn't going to pet any of them?"

"Ha? Hell no, cats are horrible creatures that murder my garden. I would never pet—"

"Meow~"

A cat rubbed against Yuma's leg, purring as if asking to be petted. In inhuman speed, more cats suddenly appeared and rubbed against Yuma's legs. They gave him those adorably looking stares making Yuma pet them.

"Did you say something Yuma," Kou teased.

"Shut it!"

Since Yuma seemed to be enjoying his time with the cats, Yui asked, "Ruki-kun, can we take—"

"Hey! I never said I was okay with bringing cats home! I don't like them on bit." Yet Yuma was still petting the cats.

Yui blinked her eyes innocently. "Eh? You seem to be enjoying your time with them. It means you like them right?"

"Huh...that means nothing at all. Hey Ruki—"

"Four cats. Only four cats." Ruki already found a cat that he like. "Yuma, go find one that you like."

"What...I don't—"

Yuma spotted a cat with a bag of seeds. It dug a small hole in order to plant the seeds.

"I want that one." He quickly pointed to the cat with the bag of seeds.

"Heh~ I thought you didn't like cats Yuma," Kou teased.

"S-Shut it!"

…

Yui spotted a cat that Azusa would definitely love. It was playing around with knives and scissors, not minding the fact that the sharp objects could create more scars on its own body. The scarred and slightly bloody cat enjoyed being hurt. It was a masochist just like Azusa was.

"Ah! I found one that suits you really well Azusa-kun!"

Kou followed Yui's gaze. "That one definitely suits you Azusa!"

"I'm fine with any cats, as long as they hurt me." Azusa picked up a random cat and stuffed it in front of Kou and Yui. The cat he was holding was clawing and biting his arms as well as trying to escape from his grip. "Like this one. See?"

"Azusa-kun...I don't think it wants to come home with us..."

"It definitely doesn't like you Azusa."

Azusa tiled his head to the side and blankly blinked. "I don't really care—"

Kou forced Azusa to turn around to show him the perfect cat for him.

"That one...Ruki I want that one..." Azusa swiftly rushed towards it and picked it up. The cat didn't seem to struggled against Azusa in fact it was happy to be in Azusa's grip. He nuzzled his cheeks against the cat's cheeks. In response the cat scratched Azusa, making his face all bloody. Blood started to drip down his face. "This one...I really like this one..."

"I don't think that—"

"Ruki, look at them. They're totally meant to be." Kou looked around pick a cat to his liking. He wanted a cat that wouldn't mind being dressed up in cute little outfits.

"But—"

"I think Azusa-kun would be terribly sad if you said no...he mint end up throwing tantrums like Kanato-kun..." Yui glanced around at the options she had.

"Right~ He might even make a stuffed toy knife or something. You don't want Azusa to turn into Kanato right?"

Ruki sighed. "I guess you two are right."

…

"M Neko-chan, are you done? I already found mine." In Kou's arms was a cat dressed in a stylish outfit.

"This one! It's really cute right?" Yui stuffed the cat in Kou's face.

"Meow~" The cat nuzzled its cheek against Yui's hand.

"Eh...this cat..." It wasn't the type of cat Kou thought Yui would pick.

"Are you two done yet?" Ruki glanced at them. Then he caught sight of Yui's cat. "Yui…"

"What is it Ruki-kun?"

Yui's cat was...chubby. Its cheeks were chubby as well, but Yui didn't mind. Yui nuzzled her cheek against the cat's cheek.

"Never mind...it's nothing.."

In Ruki's and Kou's minds, they wondered how in the world Yui was able to carry the cat in her arms.

"Then~ Let's all go home~"

Having such a blast with the cats, Ruki had totally forgot about the horror of having to eat the dust to get back home.

"Wait Kou don't—"

"Here you go~" Kou shoved some dust into Ruki's mouth.

Once they all got back home they all started to feel queasy. Five faces paled.

Kou and Yui quickly rushed towards the same bathroom, Ruki occupied the kitchen sink and both Azusa and Yuma occupied the living room.

"Ruki..."

"Hey Ruki! What the hell is..."

"Yuma, Azusa go outside—" Ruki ended up puking onto the kitchen floor instead of the sink. He couldn't force himself to stand up and vomit into the sink. Instead, he just stayed put and continued throwing up onto the kitchen floor.

"Why the hell didn't you warn—"

"It hurts...Ruki...it hurts—" Though Azusa enjoyed being in pain, he didn't like this one.

Yuma and Azusa followed soon after, puking along with Ruki. While Azusa, Yuma, and Ruki were puking on unappropriated places, Kou was puking into the bathroom sink and Yui was puking into the toilet.

The weird thing was that all their vomit came out as a sparkly white or sparkly pink colored vomit.

Upstairs, Kou and Yui were puking in the appropriate places.

"This is really terrible—" After finishing his sentence, the only thing coming out from his mouth was white vomit.

Yui, who had sparkly pink vomit, thought positive. "But at least we got cats—blah."

Kou's and Yui's cats rubbed against their owners legs, trying to comfort their owners from the pain of puking.

"I feel like passing out—blah."

"Hang in there Kou-kun—blah."

"Meow~"

Hope this one-shot makes you smile or make you laugh a bit or something. ^_^;