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omg guyes i am so sorry for the wait. we (kathryn and i) kept telling kim to write this and chapter 9 for Naruto Characters in my House? but she took so long kathryn decided to write this party.
oh and i know i havnt updated For the Love of Music in a while, i had a family emergency last week and im only half done chapter 4. please be patient! it will be up by sunday!
thanks for being patient! and reviewing!
-princessmon
This party has a feature presentation of Missy May in it…in case you are wondering she is myspace friends with Mojo and Kathryn
Rock Lee: (crying in sunset) Gai-sensei… I'm sorry… but it must be done.
Gai: Yes I know… I'm so proud of you…
Kathryn: WTF? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Kim: o-kay… eww… GET A ROOM!
Olly: (crying) It's soo sad…
Mojo: (walks in) What the… what's going on?
Kathryn: I have no… MOJO!
Kim: MOJO! When'd you get back?
Olly: Oh Mojo! I'm so happy to see you!
Mojo: I just got back now… so... about them…
Kim: They're just being their normal selves.
Kathryn: Moj…
Mojo: Yeah?
Kathryn: Get out of my house…
Mojo: WTF? No…
Kathryn: Moj… I need you to leave… and come back in an hour…
Mojo: Why?
Kim: Just go!
Mojo: Fine! Meanies…
(an hour later)
Mojo: awww it's a pool party for me and Itachi! How cute!
Kathryn/Kim/Olly: (beaming) yup… we're amazing…
Mojo: uh.. no… I am … and Kathryn… we're equal in the amazingness.
Naruto: Hey guys! Great party!
Kathryn: Thanks Naruto!
(Kathryn, Kim, and Mojo are in beach chairs along the pool, wearing sunglasses and drinking tropical drinks)
Mojo: So where's Caitlin?
Kim: Yeah… I haven't seen her in a while…
Kathryn: Oh yeah… she unfortunately was taken ill…
Mojo: Oh no…
Kim: That's so sad… we should bring her a slice of cake…
Kathryn: That might make her even more ill…
Mojo: But it would cheer her up to see us… and a piece of cake…
Kathryn: True…
Olly: CANNON BALL! (jumps off diving board and splashes Kathryn, Mojo and Kim)
Kathryn: MY TROPICAL DRINK! TOOKA! GET ME A NEW ONE! (Kathryn gets bigger, like in the Naruto shows when one of the characters is extremely mad)
Olly: But I just got in…
Kathryn: TOOKA!
Mojo: I'm amazing!
Kim: wow… that was odd…
Mojo: and Kathryn's amazing…
Kathryn: I don't care that you just got in! You splashed me!
Mojo: We're both amazing…
Olly: But… fine… (gets out)
Kathryn: Oh hey Neji!
Kim: Were you saying something Moj?
Mojo: (sad) No body pays attention to me :'(
Itachi: Hello there my darling Mojo…
Mojo: Itachi!
Neji: Hello Kathryn, this is quite the party you have thrown at your house
Kathryn: Why thank you Neji…
Kim: Oh yeah… Moj didn't you say you had a surprise for us…
Mojo: I did… oh yeah… I ate it…
Kim/ Kathryn: OO WTH?
Olly: Here's your drink Kathryn (runs up)
Kathryn: Hang on a minute Tooka… you ate it?
Mojo: Yup… it was delicious…
Olly: Ate what?
Kim: Our surprise…
Olly: Really? What was it?
Kathryn: That's what I'd like to know…
Mojo: Oh… it was one of the Shire's delicacies… a sort of candy…
Kim: Oh… okay… we were thinking… it was something not edible
Mojo: Why would you think it was something not edible?
Kathryn: I don't know…
Olly: Well anyways Kathryn, here's your drink.
Kathryn: So, Moj how was it?
Mojo: It was wonderful….from the shire…all the way down to Rivendell.
Itachi: Mind you we did run into a few orcs along our path
flashback
Mojo: wow…look at that….the tree is talking. You don't see that everyday
Itachi: no Mojo my darling you really don't
Mojo: hm…OMG WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
Itachi: …
Missy May: IT'S A PACK OF ORCS COMING RIGHT FOR YOU!
Mojo & Itachi: wtf? Who the heck are you?
Missy May shiny light surrounding behind her: I am the way of the light
Mojo: oooo pretty stars in eyes
Itachi: NO MOJO DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!
Missy May: I will save you both from these orocai stretches out hands and an even shinier light appears
orcs keep charging for them
Mojo: THEY'RE STILL COMING! ITACHI DO SOMETHING
Missy May: awww it didn't work : (
orc grabs Itachi
Itachi: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Mojo: I didn't want to have to do this but it would appear that I have no other choice
claps hands
Itachi: Mojo nothing's happening
Missy May: Oh I understand…
Then Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimley appeared out of no where lightening fast and they kicked the orocai and their middle earth ass.
Itachi: well then I'm glad you saved me because I was about to use my Mangekyō Sharingan Mangekyō SharinganMangekyo Sharingan.
Mojo: well at least you saved your energy
Missy May: yes at least….nods
Mojo and Itachi: …
Gandalf: ahh yes Mojo how are you doing
Mojo: I'm doing just fine
Aragorn: don't forget to say hello to Kathryn for us, after all it was because of you and her that the ring of power no longer exists
Legolas: Mojo? Is Kathryn still your gardener?
(If you haven't made the connection MojoFrodo and Kathryn Sam his gardener...or her gardener)
Mojo: no actually she's not….she's Hokage now
Gimley: and who is this fine lad?
Mojo: this is my husband Itachi. We're on our honeymoon
Itachi: bows pleased to meet you
Gandalf: ah, your honeymoon well congratulations
Aragorn: we best be off…we have other business' to attend to
end Flashback
Kathryn: well that sounds…interesting
Missy May: oh it was
Everyone except for Mojo and Itachi: WTF! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Itachi: well….
Mojo: turns out she was in middle earth looking for Sasuke
Sasuke: eh?
Itachi: AND I ITACHI! Being his older brother guided this young lady back to Konoha where she can be united with my dearest younger sibling Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke: …another fangirl?
Olly: wow what an awe inspiring story. Did you really go as far as middle earth just to find Sasuke?
Missy May: YES! One could say I even went farther … as far as space goes … which could be eternity… Sasuke and I are soul mates! And I KNOW I WAS DESTINED TO FIND HIM
Neji: one can never escape destiny...nodding in agreement
Sasuke: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Kim: now Sasuke that's not nice…right Gaara?
Gaara: -- …no it's perfectly fine with me
Kim: GAARA!
Gaara: KIM!...
Kim: yes?
Gaara: DIE!
Kim: awww
Olly: well Sasuke is over there…your name's Missy May right?
Missy May: well you can call me that but my real name is Monica
Mojo: we have the same name
Missy May and Mojo look at each other with two thumbs up and say: sweet!
Missy May: SASUKE! Cries as running towards
Sasuke: uh…
Kathryn: hm I'm not sure if Caitlin would approve of this after all she likes Sasuke too
Olly: yes and it is unfortunate that she's sick
Caitlin: hey guys whats up?
Everyone: GASP
Kim: you're not sick anymore
Caitlin: nooo… Naruto came in and told me someone wanted to take my Sasuke. Nothing can keep me away from true love hearts in eyes
Kathryn:…ew. Don't sicken me with your foolish romance you ignoramus
Orichamaru: BUT KATHRYN I LOVE YOUUUUUU!
Kathryn and Neji: where did he come from…not again
Olly: I'll save you wack
Orochimaru goes flying
Rock Lee's thoughts: since everyone is confessing their love…..
Rock Lee: MOJO I LOVE YOU
Itachi: pwned
Rock Lee…..semi- dead
Alexander Alfred Anderbutt: Indeed, well done Itachi. However it is time that I take mojo back for myself. While I do applaud you for getting rid of this rock character you are still my main competition. Mojo is mi….
Itachi pwns…again.
Mojo: Itachi you're so strong
Itachi: I know
Kim: GAARA I LOVE YOU!
Kathryn: CAN IT WITH THE LOVE ALREADY. EVERYONE LOVES EACH OTHER! THERE!
Caitlin: yes Missy May….shifty eyes Sasuke is mine clings to Sasuke
Missy May: he is mine…you did not travel to middle earth to find him
Caitlin: no….i already knew he was in Konoha because I love him more
Missy May: I love him more
Caitlin: I love him morer
Missy May: I love him morest…HA I WIN
Caitlin: I love him infinity
Sasuke: --…please stop you're hurting my arms
Sakura and Ino: who said they love Sasuke? We love Sasuke!
Sakura: he's mine Ino pi!g
Ino: he's mine forehead girl!
Caitlin: he's mine!
Itachi: well I didn't know my brother was so popular
Shikamaru: this is beginning to get bothersome
Naruto: stupid Sasuke hogging all the girls
Missy May: hm Caitlin you are a worthy opponent…it would seem that I will have to return…one day and finally prove my love for Sasuke by getting him the best gift in the world for him!
Kathryn: -- yeah you do that.
Caitlin: grr…..yes….you and I will have a score to settle when you return. But don't underestimate me…for I shall search for the best gift ever as well!
Missy May: no I will!
Sakura: NO I WILL
Ino: NO I WILL
Caitlin: I WILL
at another conversation
Kim: awww….sorry you're homecoming didn't go as planned
Mojo: it's okay
Kathryn: we can always leave them and go out for ramen
Naruto: YES!
Kim: okay…another…semi-successful party :P.