Some of these are inspired by (well, taken from) a comic by sadwonderland . deviantart . com. She does amazing comics of awesomeness, and is totally ftw. Also, in regards to editing earlier chapters: by editing, I meant deleting. So, goodbye to baby names B, C, D, E and F. They were crap. But, handily, most of the good ficlets were bunched together, hence the keeping of A, G, H and I. Have a look back, if you care to. But now we only have 25 chapters, so the note in chapter ex-25 doesn't work anymore. ENOUGH. Rambling, I mean. On with the show.
DISCLAIMER: Characters aren't mine, and 123 and 124 are even more not mine.
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FICLET 121 – Heaven
'Harry,' said Ron one day, 'I'm really worried. What if Voldemort kills you?'
Harry stared at the floor. 'Why, I guess then I'd be dead.'
'Yeah,' Ron replied. 'And what would I do then?'
'Well, if you die too, you know where to meet me in heaven, right?' Harry asked earnestly.
Ron's face split into a wide grin. 'By the Butterbeer stand on the Lesbian Cloud!'
'Playa!' laughed Harry. 'I love religion.'
They high-fived.
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FICLET 122 – Babies
The Weasleys were visiting Bill and Fleur, who had just given birth. Fleur was holding the little squirmy bundle proudly.
'Aww…' Ron cooed. 'What is it?'
'Eet eez eh giiiiiirrrrl,' trilled Fleur.
Ron looked shifty. 'Oh, right…' he said. 'Yeah… because it's a baby…'
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FICLET 123 – RPG
Harry, Ron and Hermione were playing Dungeons and Dragons, which they had stolen off Ginny.
'Right, Hermione,' started Ron. 'You are facing the prison cell. There are two armed guards standing outside. What do you want to do?'
Hermione thought for a second. 'Easy. Stuff one guard down the other guard's throat. Now I just have to fight one fat guard who's suffocating.'
'Harryyyyyyy,' Ron whined. 'She's not entering into the spirit of the game!'
'I can't find anything about suffocating guards…' Harry said, flicking desperately through the rule book tome.
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FICLET 124 – Corner
'You know what?' cried Snape at breakfast one morning.
'What?' asked McGonagall and Dumbledore.
'Screw marmalade! I'm going to have chocolate spread and marshmallows on my toast this morning!'
'Wow Severus,' McGonagall replied. 'That's… that's really pushing the boat out.'
Snape smiled self-satisfactorily. 'Some people live on the edge, but Severus Snape lives on the corner.'