A/N: Short chapter, just something to lighten the thick mood.

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT… but I am going to have a girls night tomorrow.

Ch.25

Apov

Bella is coming over for diner tonight!... And I have no idea how to react. Last night she wasn't kidding when she said she has zero food in her house. Its empty, nothing at all except for monster, Mikes hard lemonade, water and a vine of grapes.

She had ordered pizza after we woke up from our dry hump session which is what Bella proudly called it. You could feel the bliss coming out of Bella and me while we ate pizza while watching The Big Bang Theory where she pronounced that Sheldon looks like Edward and penny would be Rosalie.

That comment had made me laugh so much that when I got home and saw Edward and Rosalie in the living room I bursted out laughing. I was still angry at them but Bella had soothed me telling me to not fight with them and if they didn't like her it wasn't a big deal.

Unhappily I complied… but that also could have been because she was kissing my neck and her hand was on my breast when she said this in the car. Anyway I told her to come over today to hang out, it was time she met my parents in a nice terms instead of that unexpected little freak out and our date.

Besides we were spending so much time at her house I was getting a bit home sick. And I bet Bella felt sick of her house seeing as everything brought back memories or so she said. I was planning on helping mom with cooking when I realized… I have freaking no idea how to cook.

I mean, I know how to cook simple things like… cerial… oatmeal… caned soup… Chef Boyardee and mac and cheese. And when I presented this issue with my mother well, she demanded I learn.

Not kidding… she made me sit in the kitchen while she cooked and I took notes. After half an hour I was pretty sure I knew how to make half the things she told me. But… when she put me to work… I burned the water.

I don't know how! But I did! Emmett found that hilarious until I reminded him abut the poptart incident including the microwave and he shut up. Mom had just suppressed a smile and told me to head up to my room and just call Bella over so… that's what I did.

Just then the doorbell rings and my head snaps up. I walk out of my room quickly trying to make it but freeze in my tracks when I see Rosalie open the door. I decide to see how the act when I'm not around and hide back in the corner and listen to them interact.

"Hello, Rosalie." Bella's soft voice says. There's quiet before she sighs. "Bella, come on in. Alice is… somewhere." She says a bit coldly before I hear the door click. "Oh, um… so, how are you?" Bella asks.

I look around the corner to see Bella and Rosalie face to face neither of them looking at me but staring at each other in a stare down to the death. "Perfect, you?" Rose asks in her bitchy tone.

I see Bella smirk a bit but her eyes don't waver. "I'm doing pretty good." She says. Rosalie frowns. "Whats with the smirk?" She asks. Bella smirks a bit more prominent and says. "I know you don't like me, what's up with the charade? Even in school all I am to you is a way to be popular. That's the only reason any of you stuck around me that first couple of weeks and now that you are you think you can out throw me?" She asks in a strangely uncaring tone.

"Well, Rosie. I hate to break it to you but I don't really care for popularity. Its just something that came with my money and looks. I could care less if I were popular or an outcast. You do, you seem like the type to thrive on it. Then by all means take my throne just know one thing." She says steping closer to her.

"Any of you make Alice cry for some stupid reason such as you not accepting me ever again and I will forget that I love that girl and crush your rep until its nothing. Until your nothing but a joke." She says in a deep menacing tone.

I raise an eyebrow, is all of this true? Was that my siblings edge the whole time, popularity? I shake my head and wait for Rosalies response. "How the hell dare you come into my house and treathen me? God, if it werent for Alice-" Bella cuts her off.

"What? You would act worse? But then again, you love causing pain on your sister don't you? I bet you get off on that, your sick. What? Your going to wait for your sister to come down here and be rude to me then? For what, just to get off on it later?" She says with an edge.

My eyes are wide, the hell? Do these people I think I know so well actually act like this when I'm not around? Before I can process it theres a slapping sound and my eyes are wide when I see a grinning Bella holding her cheek.

"Struck a nerv?" She asks innocently and Rosalie is positively vibrating with fury. "We never intended on using you for popularity nor do we wish intentionally to hurt Alice! We just don't like the idea of Alice with you for the simple reason that her last girlfriend used to cheat on her constantly." Rose says to Bella.

Bella's grin fades in to one of counfusion. "Her girlfriend from Chicago? She cheated on Alice?" She asks in shock. Shit, I forgot to mention that to her. Rose stops and nods and Bella's face goes from one of shock to anger. "How can…. Who the hell would ever cheat on Alice? I mean… I've never cheated in a relationship, Rosalie. I have no wish nor desire to be with anyone other then Alice." She says to her.

Rosalie looks at her for a moment before sighing. "Fine, lets just call it quits. I'm sick of seeing Alice so hurt because of us but… she did say something that bothered me a bit yesterday." She says and I freeze.

Shit, I'm so screwed. Bella frowns and raises an eyebrow, her stance looking guarded. "What would that be?" She asks. Rose observes her for a moment. "That we have something in common." She says and I sigh in relief.

For a moment I thought she would make something up. Bella's stance relaxes and I shake my head sadly if the only knew. "Maybe its our temper." Bella says with a grin and I actually hear Rosalie scoff softly.

Bella's eyebrows furrow and her grin gets wide. "I know what it is." She says snapping her fingers. "What?" Rose asks amused by Bella. "We're both hot as hell." She says with a grin and they both laugh before she chuckles. "Alright, I guess I'll go find Alice. Oh, wait. She's right over there. Alice, now come out from your hiding spot your only fooling Rose." She calls over to me.

I freeze for a moment before laughing at her and walking out of my hiding spot. "How did you know I was there?" I ask. She winks at me. "I saw you since I stepped in the door. It also doesn't help that you have that yellow shirt on." She says looking at my eyes.

I grin and practically fly down the stairs to her arms. She hugs me to her and kisses the top of my head. "Hello, beautiful. How has your day gone so far?" She asks. I shrug. "Strangely non-dramatic." I say and my eyes shift to Rose who is looking at the ground.

"You heard everything?" She asks her blue eyes looking at me. I nod and she grimaces before frowning. "Then why didn't you step up when she started insulting me?" She asks and I shrug. "You're a big girl and remind me of that. Don't you ever slap Bella again or I will cut up all your clothes and burn them." I say seriously to her before turning around in Bella's arms to kiss her cheek.

It was a bit red. "Incredible, not even in my house for five full minutes and already she has been hit." I mutter cupping her cheek. She winks at me. "Oh, so you prefer hitting me then someone else doing it." She asks.

I grin at her. "When I do it its supposed to be erotic, when my sister does it… its supposed to piss you off." I say fighting my smile. Rosalie's small 'ew' breaks the silence and Bella and I start laughing.

I cherish the sound of all three of us laughing, everything had been so tense in a very long time that that I relished this moment. After our laughter quieted down Rose speaks. "I'm not sorry for hitting you but I am sorry for accusing you without cause to do so. We are just very protective of your short person." Rose says smiling at me.

I scowl and grin when I remember Bella's joke long ago. "I'm not short, I'm fun sized!" I say. A booming laugh from behind me makes me jump. "What is that? Some kind of kinky lesbian thing?" Emmett asks gofily walking down the stairs grinning.

He smiles his dimple grin and looks to Bella and grins wider. "Bella, I'm going to kick your ass at Call of Duty later." He says to her and Bella chuckles. "That's definately not going to happen." She says placing an arm around my waist.

Just then my other two siblings walk down the stairs hand in hand and I beam at them. "Out of the closet? What's the occasion?" I ask them. Jazz blushes and Edward chuckles. "A new beginning." Edward says smiling and I grimace.

"Does that mean I get to hear you and Jazzy getting on along with Em and Rose?" I ask whining. I notice that Bella is quiet behind me and when I look she's trying to hold in a laugh.

I shudder at the thought of getting to hear that and Bella laughs along with the rest of my siblings. Bella's head falls to my shoulder were she is crouching down her whole body shaking with laughter. "Babe, your too funny." She says lauging.

I roll my eyes at her and after a moment I escourt her along with the rest of my siblings to the living room. We all pick our chairs Bella and I choosing a love seat in the corner while Em sits on the floor and Rosalie on the couch behind him. Jazz and Edward sit at the end of said couch.

Bella speaks after a moment. "Does that mean, none of you hate me anyomore?" She asks. Rose craks a smile. "We never hated you, Bella. We just disliked the idea of you hurting Alice. I can see that its not going to happen and I think so can the rest. After all Alice did tell us you were in love and what not." She says waving her hand before running it through Emmetts' black curly locks.

I can practically hear Bella's blush and she ducks her head behind my shoulder. "Cats out of the bag, huh?" She asks softly to me. I shake my head and she sighs. "Thank your god. Hmmm, I wonder how I can tease you like this." She asks lowly in my ear.

I look at her in the eyes and shake my head. "Don't." I say looking over to my siblings who are all wrapped in their own world. Jazz and Edward looking in each others eyes, grabs my attention and Bella's.

"So… how long have they been dating?" She asks. I shrug. "Around a month, maybe more." I say. She nods and purses her lips. "So…they aren't out of the closet in school yet?" She asks and I shake my head.

She laughs softly. "That's kinda stupid, seeing as half the school is gay." She mumbles. I shrug. "Different people, different views." I say. She shrugs. "They remind me of something though." She says.

I frown. "What?" I ask. She chuckles and grabs her phone from her back pocket. "It's alive?" I ask. She rolls her eyes "Yeah, its alive. Its immortal and no where near the bath tub." She says.

She flips threw it before Edward's phone beeps and he grabs in and checks out whatever it is Bella sent him. He shrugs and presses a few buttons before at full blast the song. "Malchik-Gey" starts to play and I laugh.

Edward eyes land on me and Bella and he laughs softly before turning the song off. "I'm sorry Edward, Bella is just strangely obsessed with Tatu at the oddest moments." I say and he laughs.

"Don't worry about it, its now Jazzy's ring tone." He says and Jazz laughs. "I need that song for yours." He says and I groan and Bella laughs exitedly. "Score! It's freaking awesome!" She says and my brothers nod to her and she holds me closer.

"I want to be the object of your passion but its hopeless." She whispers in my ear and I grin at her and turn my head to kiss her lips. "You already are." I say to her and she grins and I turn away form her lips and stand and grab her hand.

"Later siblings." I say and pull Bella with me. Rosalie laughs. "Watch out Bella, you got the energizer bunny on crack there." She says and Bella laughs. "Isn't that what I'm supposed to want?" She asks before I pull her out of the living room.

I turn and kiss her lips once again and Bella pulls back. "What was that for?" She asks. And I grin. "For being an amazing girlfriend." I say hugging her. She hugs me and chuckles. "Anytime, baby. Anytime." She says kissing the top of my head.

A/N: yes, I turned Jazz and Eddie gay, get over it. Next chapter will be the 'show me love' reference and after that you will have to keep REVIEWING for me to know what you want.