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In the name of 5/4, I say kick down the door to someone's room dressed as Boba Fett. Really early in the morning. XD
IAE says "Ok…. What's special about 5/4? Eh this will be funny though."
Next morning
*kicks down front door* IAE dressed a Boba Fett yells "Everyone in this house! You are surrounded! You will be taken priz-" *Everyone in the house attacks IAE*
Undyne yells "DIE BOBA! YOU AND DARTH VADAR ARE GOING DOWN!"
Alphys says "My life detector confirms that your claim that we are surrounded is a load of Bulshit!"
Papyrus yells "GET WRECKED! MOTHER F***ER!"
Sans says "Hey guess we're going to be uprooting the foundations of your attack."*uses blue magic to suspend IAE above the house*
IAE says "Uhhhh guyes? It was jus-"
Gaster and Sans surround IAE with 2000 Gaster Blasters than they say "Geeeeeeeeeeeeet *they fire the Gaster Blasters* Dunked On!"
IAE yells as he falls yells "OOOOOOOOOOOWCH THAT HURTS A TON!"
Sans says "So it hurt a skeloton?"
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Sans, I dare to shout I LOVE YOU TORI!
Sans says "na. rather not. if i did tori and asgore would come running after me firing fireballs."
Papyrus says "SANS YOU HAVE TO! THE REVIEWER DARED YOU AND YOU KNOW THE RULES!"
Sans says "i know. you must do all dares from reviewers. but you know me. i'm just to lazy."
IAE says "Actually you can skip out of the dare. You will just have a punishment that is related to the dare."
Sans says "welp i'll take the punishment."
IAE says "You have to search up Soriel pictures for two hours with Frisk."
Sans says "fine"
One hour later
Sans starts puking and he says "WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS!? I MEAN I SAW SOME AT LEAST SOME REASONABLE MOMENTS IN THE HALL OF BAD SHIPS BUT THIS THIS IS INSANE"
Frisk says "Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope so much nope."*walks out*
IAE throws Frisk a bleach bottle says "It's memory bleach. Drink it to forget the last hour. Though it will make you pass out."
Frisk exclaims "THANK YOU!" *runs to Sans* says "Drink this it will make you forget the last hour!"
Sans says"Thank you Frisk."*drinks it than passes out*
Frisk says "Welp I don't want to remember any of it so."*drinks it and passes out falling on Sans*
Josho 123
Mettaton I want an exclusive on your new sitcom "That's Mettaton!"
Mettaton says "Ok darling! When are you available? This will be amazing! A human on the show!"*starts rambling about what they are going to do.*
Undyne: Alright, u wanna tussle?
Undyne yells "LET'S GO PUNK!"
Josho says "Let's tussle! *summons a rapier* en garde!"
Battle START!
Arena The MORPH ARENA
*The wind is howling
Announcer announces "And Josho attacks! Removing 800 HP from Undyne!"
Undyne exclaims "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY A LITTLE HARDER THAN THAT!"
Announcer exclaims "Undyne attacks using tons of spears but Josho avoids them!"
Announcer announces "The arena changes to trap mode! On random places on the battle board arrows will be shot from the sides of the arena!"
*Undyne suplexes a boulder just because she can.
Announcer announces "And Jo-"
The crowd yells "JUST SHUT UP! LET THE COMBATANTS SPEAK YOU DIMWIT!"
Announcer says "Ok. Jerks."
Josho FIGHTS but he barely nics Undyne so he does 69 damage
Undynes yells "YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN AGAINST ME? BECAUSE I UNDYNE WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!"
Undyne FIGHTS! But only hits Josho with one spear dealing 10 Damage!
Josho replies back "IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL AN ATTACK? THAT WAS PATHETIC! YOU ONLY HIT ME WITH ONE SPEAR!"
Josho FIGHTS! Taking Undyne down to 1 HP!
Undyne says "Huh guess I underestimated you. Good fight punk!"
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IAE says "Hoi! Thanks for revewing! Now lets awnser some questions!"
ERROR, what is your story? How did you meet everyone?
IAE says "Well. After the bonding moment where Sans, Papyrus, Asgore, Undyne, Alphys and Toriel view the sun for the first time Frisk had to leave because she had to go see her real parents. *you see Frisk walk out of the room and Sans goes to check on her* I expected her to leave at this point. Anyway when she got home her "parents" stabbed her till she was at 1HP purely for the fact of surviving the fall into the underground…. Her parents were really abusive. Moving on. While Frisk and her "parents" were having a family bonding moment. Her friends were having an aMAZEing time trying to get home's on the surface. And by amazing I mean getting attacked by every human they met. So they headed back to the underground and I met them in the judgment hall. Turns out that place is time anomaly central. Guess it's from all the resets that occurred there. Anyway long story short. I turned the underground into a flying island and Frisks parents are in jail for child abuse.
Papyrus, you and Undyne should have a fight! Not to the death or anything, but Undyne tries to get Paps to 1 HP, and Paps tries to get Undyne to 1 HP.
Marty: Or you can have a cooking duel!
Or, you can fight!
Marty: Duel!
Fight!
Marty: Duel!
Fight!
Marty: Duel!
Y'know what? Howzabout we let ERROR decide. It's up to you!
IAE says "Ok. Let's do both! They will cook a full inventory of whatever they want. Then they will fight and use their food as healing items. Though I won't be doing it this chapter one FIGHT is all I can handle a chapter so. Don't get arrested and have a good day!"