Author's Note: I'm soooooo sorry but after this I'll be gone till the 10th of August... maybe the 11th... I usually don't travel this much I promise!
Silver: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU! I won't stand for this! STONE HER MEN!
Ciel: *sweet drops* Really?
Author: *runs from an overly pissed Silver whose throwing rocks at her* HELLLLLLLP!
Ciel: Sebastian, do the disclaimer.
Sebastian: Yes my lord. SebastianStalker does not own Black butler. If you don't stalk me, why is that your name?
Author: *creepy like* How do you know I don't stalk you? *rock hits head* OUCH!
Sebastian: 0.o
"When did my weird ears go away?!"
"About five minutes ago."
"Why didn't you tell me?!"
"I saw no reason to." he says smirking.
Well I do... "Now what?" I ask him.
"OH BASSY!" a reaper stands behind Sebastian hugging his neck. "Why are you with other women besides me? Your only love." The reaper says.
"I do not love you Grell. Leave so I can continue my lesson."
"Aww but don't you want to give me a lesson? Like Sex Ed..." he says in a seducing voice.
"Eww..." I mutter.
"Please don't put such images in my head." Sebastian says sighing getting annoyed.
"Aww but Bassy, you know you love it..." Grell says still cleaning onto Sebastian's neck.
"If you do not leave, I will use you in this next painful lesson." Sebastian says.
"Oh but Bassy, you could never hurt me!"
"Very sell, Miss Silver, Mr. Sutcliff is your target for this next lesson, your fighting lesson."
"What?!" Grell says while I giggle. "Buuuuuut Sebby, you would never let that cunt hurt me!"
"Hey! Who you calling a cunt?!" I say glaring at him, wishing that he would get thrown into a wall... no one calls me a cunt and gets away with it!
"Oh darling, you of course! That shade of red does not flatter you at all! In-fact, you're so ugly that no shade would flatter you, I never thought that this was possible!"
An invisible force throws him into the wall behind him, I smile, "That's what I'm talking about! Grell, never insult a demonic angel... princess... thingy..." I sweet drop, "Just don't insult me OK?"
He looks at me, "Oh it's on now you whore!" he says, "I will paint you with red!"
I frown, "Last time I checked, I don't bleed red, I bleed black." I say, it's not true of course, I just want to enrage Grell more.
"Well we'll just have-to fix that wont we?"
I smirk, "Reaper, you annoy me, I will enjoy ripping you in half and eating your brain and drink your blood as a meal." I say, well not really me, my demonic side says that, I'm just waiting for it to defeat Grell...
"Wait... are you the daughter of Abigale and John Hunnyer?" Grell asks, voice laced with worry.
"Yes." my demonic voice says, "And little weak Willow Hunnyer just gave me and the angel most of the control of her body..."
"Hey! I'm not weak!" I say in my normal voice.
"Then why are we in control for the time being?"
I moan. Damn! She's right!
"I give up! I give up! I can not fight the child of the royal family of demons and angels! Please have mercy your highness!" he says on his knees begging.
"Grell, you have insulted me, apologize." I say, my normal side slowly regaining control.
"I'm sorry your highness!" he says.
I smirk, my demonic side is still in some control, "Perhaps your blood would not taste so good, your surrendering so easily. Such a shame." I say turning from him and walking away. My normal side gets all control again and I'm really tired. "OK, that has to stop happening..." I say feeling dizzy.
I hear Sebastian snapping open his pocket watch, "Oh my, is it really already time to make the preparations for lunch? Please excuse me." he says and leaves with Grell trailing behind him.
It seems as if my brain has decided that this is a good tome to pass out properly, because I'm now on the floor, but before my eyes close all the way, shoes come up to my face and someone kneels to my face, its one of the three triplets, his purple hair falls onto his face. My last thought before the darkness takes me is, Crap, not again...
Author's Note: I'm really sorry that I'm going to be gone for so long, I'll make it up to you somehow... some way... some day...
Silver: Not good enough! Am I meant to always get kidnapped?
Author: Mayyyyyybeeeeee...
Alois: *rides in on a magic rainbow unicorn named Charley* HA! I SHALL AVENGE YOU NOW CLAUDE!
Sebastian: *sighs* Must you be so loud?
Silver: *sweat drops*
Author: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?! And on a unicorn...
Alois: Because I can be...
Author: Must the only other human here be you?