The Banana Slug: Twenty-Five Chapters! I don't think I ever got Twenty-five with my other fanfics from my old persona! Obviously, it was a good idea to change my profile and be a different person! To commemorate twenty-five chapters, this one is going to be filled with memes! Twenty-five! This chapter will have twenty-five memes!

The Joker: In a row?The Banana Slug: Yes, in a row!

You Got BatRolled!

By The Banana Slug

CHAPTER 25: BatMemes

1. Batman is Nathan Explosion

Batman was at his computer, looking at that one video of the chick rubbing herself with spaghettios, that one was messed up.

Suddenly, Robin walked down the stairs and to his mentor, who was doing his best to ignore the boy.

"Hey! Batman! Hey!" yelled out Robin happily."What do you want, Robin?" growled Batman.

"Did you hear what this chapter is going to be about?" he asked in a cutesy way.

"No…and I don't care," growled Batman.

"This chapter…" he revealed, giving a dramatic pause, trying to contain his excitement, "Is gonna be about…MEMES!"

Batman spun around, glared at Robin, and from the top of his lungs, screamed out…

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

2. Poison Ivy is M. Bison

Poison Ivy was watching all this on her computer screen, giving a dark and evil laugh as she did so and rubbing her hands together…maliciously.

"This is delicious!" she cooed out pleasurably as she sat on a throne of wood, with Killer Croc eating a security guard next to her.

He then asked, with blood on his face and a dead corpse in his massive green hands, "Guess you won't be needing those tapes I made for you. You want me to get rid of them?" He hoped she wouldn't, since they were a slideshow of all the wonderful times they had together.

"Don't be hasty, Waylon," she said with a dark kindness in her voice, then hissing out with glee, "Not until I see Batman lose it so that I can send it to the internet! Which should be any moment now!"

On the screen, it then showed Batman growl as he ripped the chair that was connected from the ground, lifted it above his head, and threw it at Robin. Robin screamed as he fell onto the floor, crying as the chair was crushing his rose from her seat, and with her fist up in the sky, she proclaimed, "YES! YES!"

3. Silent Clay, Deadly Face II

We all know Roland Dagget, right? The guy from the original Batman animated series? The guy who made Clayface into Clayface?

Well, that guy was outside his mansion, carrying a metal garbage can full of junk to the street for the garbage man, so that he could take it away for all of our convenience.

He sighed and slapped his hands together, getting another can to put there. When he lifted the second can, it could be seen that Clayface was on the middle of the road, holding a revolver for some strange reason.

"Garbage Day!" called out Clayface with a dark grin and soulless eyes. Roland looked at Clayface as the muddy shape shifter held out the gun.

"Huh? No!" yelled Roland in his only dialogue in the whole series. He was then shot by Clayface, going straight through the garbage can and right through Dagget's cold heart, killing the poor bastard and making him unable to appear in the series laughed as Roland fell to the pavement, twirling his gun and blowing at it like all the cool cats do. He walked forward a bit and laughed once again, effectively getting his revenge in a cheesy movie way…

…Just like he always wanted…

4. Did you know Hush was a Ginger?

Hush stood in the middle of a roof, holding up a camera and looking at it sadly, looking around a bit.

"Hi, uh, this is Hush," he grunted out, "…It really irritates…that Batman would say…red-headed people don't have souls…but we do. We do have souls. And lately, I've been called a ginger by the Joker. A fat ginger. As well as every criminal in Gotham."

He sighed and scratched his head. "It really hurts my feelings…" he said, "I don't like to admit it, but it does…really bad…"

Then, out of nowhere and almost bipolarly, he yells out angrily and pointing his fat finger at the camera, "Gingers have souls! I go to church! I'm a Christian! …You don't know me! You're not god!"

He then begins to make ghost noises for some bizarre reason that I can't really explain. He even wiggles his lips around, making motorboat sounds with his bizarre eyes looking at the camera.

"You're not god, Batman!" growled Hush, "So if you think…that I don't have a soul! Tell me! …Otherwise, fuck you! …Bitches, fo' real!" Oh damn, he got gangsta on us.

"I'm gettin' tired of people makin' fun of me, like "Hahaha! He's a ginger! Hahaha!"…Really, that's funny? Yeah?" he ranted with no sense of humor, then yells angrily, "It pisses me off! Ginger people do have souls! I got red hair…well, I used to have red hair! And I'm proud of the fact I used to have red hair!"

He growls as he asked, "Everyone else get's respect! White people, Mehicans, Kryptonians! What's the difference? TELL ME! God! Cause I don't see much of a difference, a'ight? …I used to be a red-head…and I'm proud of it!"

He then sighed and turned off the camera, looking at the sky as Joker was passing by in an air balloon. He yells out, "Hey! Gingy!" as he passed by the building.

Hush, with no sense of humor, was not pleased.

5. Bees, My God!

Batman was chained to a wall with some weird wicker helmet on his head as Scarecrow and a cadre of insane mental patients were behind him. He growled as he yelled to Scarecrow, "Let me go before I hurt you!"

"Don't make me laugh," hissed Scarecrow, "Now, you will suffer from my deadly Bee Weapon!"

"Bees…" said a terrified Batman, "…My god…" Scarecrow was given a large jug of bees that had a hose at the top. Scarecrow dragged the jug by the hose as he crept to the chained Batman, who was struggling against his chains.

"Ah! No!" he screamed, "Not the bees! Not the bees!"

Scarecrow then connected the hose with a hole on the helmet, causing the bees to swarm inside. He roared in pain as the bees got everywhere, in his mouth, in his eyes, and even his nose, stinging him.

"AAAAAH!" he screamed in misery, "Oh! They're in my eyes! M'eyes! AAARGH!"

As Batman spat out bees, Scarecrow gave a trollicious grin, clasping his hand against his mouth to contain the laughter.

6. Quote from Arkham City and Phoenix Wright

It was a courtroom, with one side having Two-Face defending himself, and the famed Phoenix Wright defending the city of Gotham City.

"We have enough evidence to say that Harvey Dent, once great attorney for this fine city, was involved in the murder of ten people and injured twenty during the bombing of the New Years Eve parade" explained Phoenix proudly, "This should be proof enough to send him to Arkham with no chance for parole! In other words…"

"OBJECTION!" yelled out Two-Face, pulling out his gun and shooting Phoenix Wright in the noggin', causing everyone to shriek in fear as his body falls limp on the floor.

Two-Face then blows on his gun and says with a cocky tone…

"Overruled."

7. Slenderbat

Joker was at his computer, eating a bowl of Doritos as he was checking his e-mail. He scrolled down the countless ones from Harley asking him about his day, which he could give two screws 'bout Harley's wonderment.

He then spots one that makes him raise his eyebrow, it is unnamed but says its from Batman. He opens it and it reads…

"I am outside your house."

Joker chews his chips with a wide-eyed fear, looking at his right window of his trailer hideout. He slowly gets up, wearing only a white messy wife-beater (how fitting) and a pair of heart-covered boxers and walked over to said window.

He slowly moves away the blinds and looks outside, seeing a sight that makes his heart jump. He sees Batman, but wearing a black business suit, a white shirt, and a black tie. His signature bat-mask was the only thing that he wore from his original suit.

Batman quickly looked over at the Joker, glaring with an expressionless frown. The Clown Prince gasped in fear and jumped away from the window, sweating as he looked around in fear.

"I'm screwed…" he chirped.

"Yes, you are," growled Batman, who was right behind the Joker, who was crapping his pants as I am writing…

8. A Message From Ra's al Ghul

Batman was over at his computer, turning it on to see a message left from the Demon's Head in his e-mail. The screen soon showed a video file, with Ra's standing in his main hall, glaring at the camera.

"You are a fool, detective!" he growled nefariously, "Your intellect is as weak as your compassionate views."

He sighed as he continued with a dark and condescending snark, "Failure is your destiny. I will destroy Gotham and all who live in it to preserve the world, and let the ashes create soil for the Earth."

Batman glared at Ra's as he kept on rambling, "You disrespect yourself and your own parents, who died for your worthless existence."

And before the video ended, Ra's ended it with an epic and memetastic, "You are made of stupid!" Ra's then walked away and the video ended.

Batman just sat there, offended and confused by the Demon's Head's last words, also wondering if anyone got that reference.

9. Scarecrow Cry

In Arkham Asylum, during lunch time, the Joker, Scarecrow, and Black Mask were eating sloppy joes. They were wearing the prison uniforms but were allowed to keep the masks, well, in Scarecrow and Black Mask's case.

"Why are you two still wearing your masks?" asked the Joker.

"Mine is stuck," said Black Mask with Sloppy Joe in mouth.

"Mine hides away my bishonen ugliness," explained the Scarecrow.

"Good thinking," replied the Joker to Scarecrow, "Bishonen is a dangerous thing."

Suddenly, from the skylight, came down Hugo Strange, wearing Batman's costume and landing on the table, squishing their sloppy joes.

"Beware…the Batman!" roared Hugo, pulling out cardboard batarangs. Joker stared at Hugo, unamused by the man. Black Mask was spooked, looking at Hugo with his mouth dropping.

Scarecrow, however, was starting to develop tears and began to tremble. His expression was that of fear and sadness. He then let out a long cry that went like this…

"…Miiiiii!"

"You jerk! You scared the Scarecrow!" yelled Joker angrily as Scarecrow kept on letting out the weird cry, "Get outta here before I rip ya a new one!"

Hugo stood there dumbfounded, with Scarecrow still crying at him with that weird cry. Black Mask then got up and whacked Hugo at the back of the head with his tray.

"That's for steppin' on my Sloppy Joe!" he yelled angrily.

10. Boom! Deadshot!

There was this man on the sidewalk, eating chocolate ice cream as he walked. And then suddenly, he was shot in the head and fell to the floor, lifeless.

"Boom! Headshot!" yelled a voice from the distance. On a skyscraper was the terribly evil Deadshot, who was aiming his gun at more people at the area.

He shot at another man right between the eyes. "Boom! Headshot! I can dance all day! Try me!"

As one young man tried to run away, Deadshot shot him in the back of the head, "Boom! Headshot! Yeah! Yeahahaha! Wooohoohoo! Take that bitch!"

He then began to admire his wrist-guns, saying to himself as if in an interview, "So yeah, uh, these are my customized gats here, they own! THEY! OWN! HAHA!"

As the cops began to close in the area, Deadshot aims at the lieutenant in the area, who was speaking into a radio. With a click of his lips, Deadshot shot right at the side of the head…and getting a perfect kill that gave him +6000 points.

"BOOM! HEADSHOT!" he roared out with glory. He then sighed as he began to interview himself again.

"So yeah! What can I say, nothing like hunting people down and killin' 'em! My heart's beatin'! My hands are shakin'! But I STILL SHOOTIN'! It's like BOOM! HEADSHOT! BOOM! HEADSHOT! BOOM! DEADSHOT!"

And then he was tackled by Batman, who glided from a taller building and slammed Deadshot onto the pavement, bashing his head over and over again on the cold hard granite.

Batman then got up from the unconscious Deadshot and said with a smirk, "Boom…Headshot."

11. Waylon Bit Me!

In Arkham, Aaron Cash was in front of Killer Croc's cage, sporting a smile and moving his hand back and forth as Killer Croc slowly moved forward to bite him. Croc quickly nipped the fingers of Aaron.

"Ouch!" let out Aaron, pulling his hand away and saying happily, "Waylon bit me!"

Not learning his lesson, he stuck his hand in there again, but Croc finally managed to get Cash by chomping down on Aaron's entire hand.

"Ahohow! Ow!" let out Aaron with good spirit, but then blood trickled from Croc's maw, causing Aaron to let out, "Oooh…OW! Ouch Waylon! OWWWW! Waylon! OWWW!"

Killer Croc then chomped hard and tore off Aaron's hand right off, leaving a bloody stump for a hand.

"Waylon!" whined Aaron in misery, "That really hurt!"

Cash looked at his bleeding stump as Killer Croc looked back, the crocodile man then chuckled childishly. Aaron tried to stay mad, but couldn't and began to chuckle too.

He looked over to the security camera with a dumb grin. "Waylon bit me," he said happily, then yelling out to Croc, "And that really Croc! And it's still hurtin'!"

Killer Croc simply shrugged happily, chewing on Aaron's hand with a big drum grin.

12. Killer Moth!

It was outside of Arkham, during the night as the place was under-high alert. The watchtowers were searching the area with searchlights as the siren rang through the area.

As they searched, Joker, Scarecrow, Black Mask, Two-Face, Riddler, and Harley Quinn were behind a large bush, waiting for their chance to get out of Arkham Asylum Scott's Free.

"Okay, guys! Shouldn't be too hard," explained Joker, "If we can just get past these guys we'll be free to the outside world. Anyone able to fly?"

"Uh, I think Drury Walker can fly," added Riddler, pointing to Killer Moth, who was on the ground, pulling at the grass childishly.

"But I think he can only hover so…" added Scarecrow.

"Christ…" grunted Joker, then telling them the game plan, "Alright, Scarecrow, you throw some Fear Gas grenades at the West Watchtower, and Harley, you take my Joker Venom grenades to the East Watchtower. Now, some guards will come rush out afterwards, so Black Mask, Two-Face, and I will fight them off with our semi-automatics while Riddler hacks the gate open. Killer Moth will have your back."

"I think this'll work this time, it's a decent plan," replied Two-Face, then asking Riddler, "What do you think Riddler? Can you give me a number crunch?"

Riddler nodded and said, "Uh, yeah. I'm coming up with a 66.99999, repeating of course, of success." As they rambled Killer Moth got up and looked at the group.

"Okay then!" announced Joker happily, "That's a lot better than before! So, we just need to…"

"A'ight chums! Let's do this!" cheered Killer Moth as he ran past the group to the watchtowers as he roared out, "KILLERRRR! MOOOOTH!"

They all watched Killer Moth, with Harley Quinn letting out, "Oh my god he just ran out…"

Suddenly, the watchtowers looked over to Killer Moth and shot him with rubber bullets. They got a hold of the others in the bush and began throwing gas grenades at the group.

"Crap! Crap!" yelled Joker, "Cheese it!" They began scattering, getting shot by rubber bullets and being blinded by the grenades. Killer Moth was on the ground with Joker and Black Mask.

"Godammit, Moth!" growled Black Mask, "You ruined everything!"

"Drury, you are just stupid as hell!" grumbled the Joker.

"Least I have a chicken," retored Killer Moth.

"WHAT CHICKEN!" screamed the Joker as the gas engulfed the three…

13. …Dinklebat

Joker yawned as he walked out of his room, wearing nothing but a pair of purple boxers as Harley laid on his bed after a night of love-making…and a slap against the face.

Joker scratched his ass as he opened the fridge, looking through it and trying to find the chocolate milk. He growled and yelled out, "Harley! Where's the goddamn choco-mo?"

"It should be in there!" called out Harley.

"Well, it's not!" yelled back Joker angrily. Suddenly, he heard a tap against his window. He looked to see Batman standing outside of it. Joker walked over and opened it, with Batman having a chocolate milk moustache.

"Sorry, mi amigo," said Batman with a smile, "Thought I could help myself with some o' your choco-mo. Bye." Batman then glided off the ledge of the ten story apartment complex, flying away from the Joker's hideout.

The Joker clenched his fists and growled out with disdain, "Batmannnn…"

14. Nyan Catwoman

Batman and Gordon were sitting on a bus stop, both drinking a glass of chocolate milk without a care.

"Life is good," sighed Gordon.

"Yyyep," said Batman without care.

Suddenly, they caught something that caught both their eyes. It was Catwoman, wearing nothing but her mask and bra and panties that's color scheme resembled pink pop tarts, with a large stereo strapped to her back with multi-colored streamers flowing from it, as she was riding a bicycle down the street. The song playing on the stereo was some ungodly melody that tore into the soul something fierce.

"Hi Batman! Hi Gordon!" greeted Catwoman, waving at the two, then continuing down her way. Both just stared at her for a moment, the returning to their drinks.

"I'm dating her," reminded Batman.

"I know…you son of a bitch," added Gordon with spite. Batman only smiled at this.

15. Bane is Sexy

Oracle wheeled into the bathroom of her apartment, only to find Bane standing there only wearing his mask and towel, standing there with a canister of Venom.

"Hello, ladies!" grunted a proud Bane, "Look at your man." Oracle did so, looking at Nightwing as he was sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching World's Dumbest Criminals.

"Now back at me," said Bane, she did, and then he rambled, "Now back at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back at me. Sadly, I am not your man. I am Bane. Now look around."

She looked around and saw she was on a yacht in the middle of the ocean. Bane then said, "You are on a yacht. With Bane. Now look at my hand."

In his hand was a platter of cooked lobster, with a flag of Mexico on it. "This is dinner. From Bane. Now look up. Look down, you are in my mansion in Columbia. Owned by Bane."

She looked around and saw she was on the balcony of his mansion, just as he said, still in her wheelchair but now in a yellow bikini. "This could be what your life. Just choose the right man. Bane. I am a horse."

Oracle then looked at Bane with wide-eyes as he saw that Bane did in fact, turn into a horse.

"…Let me think about this," she replied calmly.

16. Alfred Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM

During the late night, Batman walked into the kitchen to find Alfred stirring a pot of a chocolate viscous material over and over again, with a tired look in his eyes.

"Alfred, what are you doing?" asked Batman with a frown.

"Making chocolate pudding," said a tired Alfred.

"It's 4 o'clock in the morning," replied Batman, "Why are you making chocolate pudding?"

"Because the author is controlling my life…" he said, Alfred then took the chocolate pudding and walked up the stairs, entering a room where the author is residing in.

He was on a bed, watching "Requiem for a Dream" on the big screen. He laughed out loud during that Ass to Ass scene.

"Here's your chocolate pudding," said Alfred, handing the bowl to the Banana Slug.

"No danks, I no hungey right now," said the Banana Slug. Alfred just stood there, without expression. He took a deep breath for quite a long time, and then yelled out…

"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

17. Riddler Freaks Out

Riddler sat at his desk as the camera showed him throughout all the television screens all over Gotham City, sitting there with a devious grin.

"Greetings Gotham fools!" he hissed proudly, "I have a riddle for all of you, and if you don't solve it on time, I will blow up Wayne Tower, sending you all into economic depression! Riddle me…uh, okay, I don't know…whatever it is, it's not right on the teleprompter, I don't know what that is…"

A henchman called from the other side, "No there is, the riddle that you wrote is on there."

"Okay, but," let out Riddler, the henchman trying to speak out, but Riddler then yells, "No! I can't read it! There's no words on it! Damn it!"

"Okay, it's there," said the henchman.

"No! There isn't! There's no words on it!" yelled Riddler angrily, "Do your damn job for Christ's sake! …In the Shark's head! What does that mean? In the Shark's head?"

"It's, uh, part of the riddle, boss," answered the henchman.

"…What?" grunted the Riddler, "But that's only the last part of it! I need the rest, dammit! Fix it!"

"Okay, okay," answered the henchman, Riddler sighing in anger as he waited for the man to fix it.

Riddler then opened his mouth and said, "Now, in the gulf there…" He growled as if something didn't show up, face palming himself…in the face.

He opened his mouth again and said, "Now, in the gulf…" He slammed his hands on the desk angrily.

"I can't do it!" yelled Riddler angrily, he then sighed as he said, "I'll improvise! We'll do it live…WE'LL DO IT LIVE! Screw it! We'll do it live! …Don't write it! I'll remember it from the top of my head! We're doin' it live! …Fuckin' thing sucks!"

He sighed again and said with a false triumph, "In the gulf there is a clam! This clam holds all that is dear to the Empress! But where is this clam of the Empress? Why, in the Shark's Head."

As the entire city giggled and chuckled at the Riddler's misfortune, he got up and flipped the desk over angrily, yelling at his henchman as the signal died.

18. Batendo 64! OMG!

It was Christmas Morn, ten years ago, with the Barbara Gordon Batgirl and the Dick Grayson Robin in their jammies as they looked through out the Bat-Tree. Batman and Alfred were sitting on their lounge chairs as they watched the two pull out a big one and began unwrapping it, and they soon discovered with great joy…

"Batendo 64!" shouted Batgirl happily.

"BATENDO SIXTY-FOOOOUUUR!" screamed Robin, with a face so epically awesome that even Batman couldn't top, "OH MY GOD!"

"Thank you!" thanked Batgirl over and over again."RAAAAH!" roared Robin dynamically.

"Thank you! Thank you!" thanked Batgirl, but was then shoved away by Robin, letting out a slightly annoyed, "Hey."

Robin continued to roar as the two slapped their hands on the box like a set of drums. "I think they like it," said Alfred with a smile.

"Now we can play those games from Blockbuster!" yelled a happy Dick, who for some reason did NOT get the clue.

"Oh! Nothing could ruin this partnership!" sighed Batman lovingly, "Not even Joker shooting one of them in the spine."

Don't. Tempt. Fate.

19. Mahogany

The Joker was looking through the paper, sipping a cup of Butterfingers Mocha Espresso. Harley Quinn was at the kitchen, grilling some bacon. He looked at one article which caught his eye. It was Nightwing, and he had just found Joker's secret lab full of super-mutated muskrats that would have eaten all of the dollar bills in Gotham City.

"Damn it! Nightwing ruins everything!" screamed the Joker as he grabbed his knife and slammed it onto the table.

Apparently, this spooked Harley as she looked back at the Joker with an unamused look of annoyance.

"That is mahogany!" berated Harley Quinn.

All that Joker could say of the situation was, with a large grin, "MaHOGany…yes, MaHOGany…"

"…Uh, Joker?" let out Harley, "What are you…"

"Mahogany," interrupted Joker.

20. StarBat 64

From the skies of Gotham City bay were four different jets, both belonging to many members of the Bat-Family. They were flying to a large abandoned oil rig that was hold up by the evil ginger Hush.

"Alright! Let's go!" announced Batman from his Batwing.

"Okay! Let's do it!" yelled Nightwing in his Night…wing…jet?

"…Easy," replied a confident Batgirl from her jet.

"Time to put these motha-humpers to the test!" screamed an overly-enthusiastic Red Hood from his jet, listening to Guns 'N Roses as he flew.

"Why the hell am I not up there with you guys?" whined Robin from the Batcave.

"Cause, Robin, you can't fly for jack!" shouted Nightwing.

"Then why is Red Hood up there!" argued Robin angrily, "He's got poo-brain!"

"Don't you use Adventure Time lingo on me, bitch-boy!" roared Red Hood angrily.

"Hey, both of you shut up!" yelled an angry Batman, "We need to destroy this oil rig before Hush creates an earthquake big enough to topple all of Gotham!"

Suddenly, there were four more jets coming from oil rig, flying right at the Batman's little Top Gun reunion.

"Can't let you do that, Batman!" laughed the Joker from one.

"Hush has ordered us to take you down!" growled Black Mask from another.

"Batboy! Long time no see!" slobbered Professor Pyg from another.

"Hush's enemy is my enemy!" sneered the Riddler. And soon after that, the eight pilots began having an aerial dogfight in the sky, shooting bullets at the other as they circled around the whole rig.

Professor Pyg kept on getting behind Batgirl and ramming into her backside, greatly annoying her and arousing him even greater.

"Joker's on my tail! What do I do?" shouted Nightwing.

"Do a barrel roll!" roared Red Hood.

Nightwing paused with annoyance and asked, "You've been waiting to say that this whole time, haven't you?"

"Well…" let out Red Hood. Suddenly, the rig began to quake as it ripped apart. From inside was Hush…'s head! Hush's giant head rose from the rig as he laughed with a deep booming voice, giant mechanical waving around slowly.

"Time! To! Die!" roared Hush dramatically.

Batman looked at the giant Hush with anger, he then groaned and called out, "Next meme please!"

"Batman?" asked the Joker."NEXT! MEME! PLEASE!" roared Batman in fury.

21. Jar of Joker

Gordon and the rest of the GCPD surrounded an abandoned warehouse, which was being held up by the Joker and his men. SWAT teams surrounded the building and created a barricade of cars, with helicopters surrounding the entire area with searchlights on the building.

Gordon walked to the building with a megaphone in hand, he raised it up and yelled into it, "Joker! We have the area surrounded! Put your hands up and give up quietly! Resistance is futile!"

Joker poked his head out of a window and smiled down at ever single member of the GCPD. "Hey! Come to negotiate, you dumb old fart? How weak! Well, guess what I've got?"

He then jumps to the window way and holds up a glass jar of dirt over his head happily. He then began singing as he swayed his hips tauntingly, "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"

Gordon looked at Joker, then began to laugh happily. "I get it! Good one Joker…shoot him down." Joker stumbled around as he dodged bullets from the cops, ducking behind a crate with Harley beside him, holding her legs.

"This didn't help Harley!" yelled the Joker.

"If you don't want it!" ranted Harley, holding her hands to the jar of dirt, "Give it back!"

Joker slapped her hands and replied with an expected, "No!"

22. Candlecrow

Tim Drake and Cassandra Cain slept on the same bed, as Batman did not see any problem with it, and neither do I. Tim woke up and shook Cassandra's shoulder, she yawned and looked at him.

"I'm scared," whimpered Tim.

She sighed and shook her head. Tim looked around and admitted, "I said something today…I said…Scarecrow."

"…Scarecrow?" she asked.

"Yeah, they say if you say Scarecrow, he'll take you away to somewhere ambiguous," explained Tim, "And now you said it too!"

"Tim…that's dumb," she said. She then turned around and closed her eyes, sighing peacefully. She then felt a tap to her shoulder, and thinking it was from Tim, she growled and opened her eyes. Cassandra then saw that there was a rope around her throat, causing her to gulp. She was suddenly yanked from bed as she and Tim were floating above ground as the rope was held by the Scarecrow, who was also holding me in the rope as I am typing this.

"Fools! No one bests the Scarecrow!" he hissed in a menacingly, "I'm going to sell you brats to human trafficking and make a bundle from those sheiks!"

"You don't scare us!" shouted Tim, "You are only doing this because of that meme!"

"What? Candlejack?" he asked. Scarecrow then turned around and saw Candlejack, staring at him with a smile.

"Oh, fuck!" grumbled Scarecrow, who said Candlejack when he really shou

23. Mr. Freeze's Ice Cream Cookies

Victor Fries, who just got out of Arkham by his own because he felt the establishment didn't have anything to offer him anymore, walked down an alleyway to a phone booth on the street. However, it was occupied by Prometheus, who was talking to someone on the other side.

"Yeah? Yeah? No. Yeah?" rambled Prometheus, "Yeah. Yeah, sure. Sure. NO!"

Mr. Freeze entered the phone booth and grabbed Prometheus, he followed this by throwing him out roughly with great prejudice. Prometheus grunted with rage, grumbling as he laid on the floor as Mr. Freeze called Hush, who was taking care of his wife when he was in Arkham.

After a few seconds of ringing, the phone answered with, "Hello? This is Hush.""Hi, Hush," greeted Mr. Freeze.

"Freeze! How's it goin' buddy?" continued Hush happily, "How you holdin' up?"

"Fine," replied Mr. Freeze with tire, "Just had a little run…"Hush then released a moan of ecstasy, who was in Mr. Freeze's kitchen with a box of ice cream cookie sandwiches on the counter, with one in his hand as he munched on them.

"Mmm! Excuse me! But these cookies are delich!" moaned Hush, "Where did you buy them?"

"…Who said you could eat my cookies?" interrogated Mr. Freeze in frustration.

"And about your wife, she's fine! Just fine," talked Hush without stop, "I put her in the cleaning chamber, who knew she could get so dirty in that cryo-tube."

"Yeah, well, it's a matter of expiration and perspiration," sighed Mr. Freeze in embarrassment.

"You want me to go in there and check on her for you?" asked Hush happily.

"No!" roared Mr. Freeze, then calmed down and said, "No…Just…get everything ready when I get there, I have to leave for Alaska. Just make sure the cops don't show up."

"Oh don't worry. I've dealt with the po-po before I think…" he stopped and moaned out again, "Oh! Nnnnh! These COOKIES! You gotta tell me where you got 'em!"

"Put that cookie down!" shouted Mr. Freeze angrily, then finishing with a loud, "NOW!"

Hush was just silent as he held the phone against his ear, he then silently took another bite of Mr. Freeze's cookie.

"…I think they expired…" let out Hush. He then took another bite.

24. This is Arkham!

Joker and a cadre of his escaped inmates were on the roof of Arkham Asylum, with his girl behind him and Aaron Cash and his guards were pressed near the edge. The Joker pointed his knife at Cash with a devious grin."You run out of hot pockets during lunch," ranted the Joker, "You threaten my girlfriend…You cancel Arkham Asylum movie night for budget purposes…you will suffer greatly for this…even though that is not entirely your fault."

"This is blasphemy!" yelled Aaron Cash, "This is madness!"

The Joker lowered his knife as he stared at Aaron Cash with a frown. He then looked over at Harley, who looked at him with a nod and an expression that said, "Mess him up good!"

Joker turned back to Aaron Cash with a grin and asked, "…Madness?" Aaron Cash looked at him with spite as the Joker nodded slowly with a smirk.

He then opened his mouth and yelled out loudly, "THIS! IS! ARKHAM!" The Joker quickly raised his foot and kicked Aaron Cash in the chest, sending the cool prison guard off the roof in slow motion.

"STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMO!"

25. Batman Has Had Enough!

"Batman? What's wrong?" let out Robin as the two were in their jets, flying across Gotham City.

"I can't take any more of these goddamn memes!" shouted Batman from his jet, "Sparta this! Jar of dirt that! Slenderman hit me with a wiffleball bat! I am sick and tired of these endless memes! Who is causing this?"

"I am," said a voice from the radio.

"Hush…" growled Batman, both he and Robin looked out their windows to see Hush on a rooftop, eating an ice cream cookie.

"I am teaching you a lesson…a lesson…in soul," hissed Hush, "And I will keep on haunting you with memes…if you only say one thing…Gingers. Have. Souls!"

"Never…" hissed Batman angrily. The Dark Knight then opened the cockpit of his batwing and leapt out, gliding at Hush rapidly.

Hush growled and roared out angrily, "I will not die! My dream will not die!"

"BATMAN!" roared out Batman as he flew at Hush, his cowl falling off as he threw his fist at Hush.

"PUNCH!" bellowed the Dark Knight as his fist slammed into Hush's fat ginger face. Black lightning surrounded the area from the impact of Batman's fist, creating a storm of epic destruction.

"Captain Batman!" screamed Robin helplessly. A pillar of black lightning arose from the area, only to shatter like glass. Hush looked at Batman with hatred, and then screamed as he exploded. Batman smiled at this accomplishment.

And then the planet blew up, ending this fanfiction chapter. Because believe me, this chapter was tiresome! I doubt you guys will like it. But I said I'd do a chapter of twenty-five memes, and I did it! Deal. With. It.

The Banana Slug: …I do believe I have already given my authors notes a few seconds ago.