Aaaaand another ten rules :) won't be long until we reach 300 :D
BTW, the sequel to 'One Step Ahead' is up x)
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OC Jackie Walker
Rule #201 (by VoidOfDoomCupcake)
"Rub some dirt in it" never was and never will be the answer to any Avengers problem
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Rule #202
Leave Natasha, Pepper and me alone when we're having the 'time of the month'
(Steve was wondering why women even have it)
(So did Tony)
(And me)
(So Natasha and Pepper took out a picture of the inner structure of a vagina and explained everything in details)
(Now Steve can't look at us females anymore without blushing)
(I still don't get why we have to bleed once a month…)
oOoOoOo
Rule #203
Don't randomly start to yodel
(They thought I have finally lost it)
(Shouldn't have gone to Switzerland with Tony)
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Rule #204
When you're on the Helicarrier, wear shoes
(Steve didn't like how I was running around in babyblue socks)
(He even liked less when I started to slide down the hallways)
(And crashed right into Fury)
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Rule #205
Don't overdo it with the nicknames
(A small list of the current nicknames I have)
-JayJay
-Jack
-Jax
-Jacklee
-Jackielein
(I hate this one)
-Jelly
(…)
-Noodle
(Yeah, I'm not even going to comment this one)
-young grasshopper
-sloth
(And many more… just use your imagination)
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Rule #206
I'm not allowed to take the baggage from the baggage claim anymore
(Everyone was worried when they couldn't find me anymore)
(They weren't amused when they found me sitting on the baggage carousel)
(And waving at every person I saw)
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Rule #207
When watching a soccer game, don't ask "I'm going to get some beer, who wants some?"
(I was surprised how many people wanted some)
(But then again, it's men we are talking about)
(And a soccer game)
(Too bad I'm not allowed to buy beers)
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Rule #208
Don't fall asleep during a meeting
(Tony did)
(And I)
(Natasha just pushed me off the chair)
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Rule #209
If the door is closed, leave it be
(You DON'T want to know what is happening behind a closed door)
(Tony made a mistake by opening the door to Clint's room)
(I believe he's mentally scared for the rest of his life)
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Rule #210
Don't sneak into other people's bed and say "Wow, what a night" after they wake up
(Scared the shit out of Steve)
(Now he can't look at me in the eyes anymore)
(Well, Loki is completely different story)
(He's got his way to get revenge)
(The next day I woke up with him lying naked next to me, smirking)
(Loki: "You know, for a virgin you were pretty good")
(I'm sure my scream woke up the entire neighbor hood)