The characters of Super Smash Brothers finally meet Tabuu.
Tabuu Ah, I see that you brave souls have entered the subspace, defeated my entire army, and destroyed my giant battleship…. with a small dragoon….
Kirby Well, we had to, it was an eyesore.
Snake Yeah, it looked like a big dick.
Tabuu Hey, it's not my fault, Wario was the designer. Well, forget that. You pitiful fools are gonna die from my awesome might.
Mario Yeah, who are you?
Link I think he's Tron.
Zelda No, he looks more like Tron Guy.
Olimar Who's Tron Guy?
Diddy Kong I think it was some fat guy in a Tron costume.
Yoshi What's a Tron?
Tabuu SHUT UP!
Tabuu spreads its wings.
Pit Oh, you have wings. Not impressive. Besides, what kind of badass fighter would want to have angel wings? It will make you look like a pussy.
Rob Look who's talking.
Pit (pause) Ah, bullshit…
Tabuu sends out his offwaves, killing all the fighters.
Mario Mama mia!
Meta Knight This attack is too cheap!
Pokemon Trainer Why am I hit? I'm not supposed to be hit! I hide in the background while my pokemon do all my work.
A large explosion causes a cloud of smoke to cover the fighters. However, some of the fighters' trophies are visible.
Tabuu Wow, that was easy. Wait a minute…
As the smoke clears, 5 fighters appear, still standing. Ike, Fox, Lucario, Samus and Captain Falcon.
Tabuu Um… well, I'll just kill you again.
Tabuu spreads its wings again, but Sonic appears and destroys the wings.
Sonic Hey guys, what did I miss?
Ike/Lucario/Fox WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!!
Tabuu Enough! I might be weakened, but I can still win!
Ike Shut up, bitch. GREAT AETHAR!!
Ike performs the Great Aethar.
Sonic Why are you so cheap, Ike?
Ike Why are you so cheap?
Lucario Everyone, stand back….
Lucario jumps into the air.
Lucario KAMEHAMEHA!!
Lucario performs the Aura Storm/Kamehameha. Tabuu falls to the ground, next to Samus.
Samus Hey Tabuu, guess what….
Tabuu You're firin your lazah?
Samus YOU BASTARD! You stole my line! Now I need a cooler one… I know… KAMEH….
Lucario Already taken.
Samus You guys are no fun…. I know.
Samus fires her Zero Lazer.
Samus IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
Tabuu is sent flying.
Sonic What did that have to do with anything?
Samus Can't talk, I'm being electrocuted.
Samus's suit falls off.
Ike Oh sweet, you're a sexy naked chick!
Fox Ok, mine turn… LANDMASTER!!
Fox summons a Landmaster. The Landmaster crushes Tabuu. Peppy is on the radio.
Peppy Fox, do a barrel….
Fox I already freakin' know, thank you very much!
Fox does a barrel roll in his Landmaster before shooting Tabuu with the Landmaster's cannon.
Tabuu I wanted to lead an army. I wanted to get rid of you Nintendo characters. I wanted to have the world! But is there anything that I can have?
Lucario You can have….
Dedede MY BIG GAY DANCE!!
Dedede does the caramelldansen. His army of waddle dees attacks Tabuu.
Sonic How did you get here?
Dedede Long story. Ok Captain Falcon, finish this guy off.
Captain Falcon BLUE FALCON!!
The Blue Falcon runs over Tabuu. The Blue Falcon flies high in the air before Captain Falcon jumps out of it.
Tabuu I do not die… It will not die!
Captain Falcon FALCON PAWNCH!!™
Captain Falcon does a big ass FALCON PUNCH
Sonic Captain Falcon!!
Lucario Fox, what does…
Fox My scouter say about his power level? Not this shit again. Wait…. OMG…. IT'S OVER 9,000,000!!
Ike WHAT, 9 million? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Tabuu AHHHH!!
Tabuu disintegrates as the Falcon Punch destroys the fabric of space and time. The explosion becomes too massive to be described.
Sonic Hey Chuck Norris, stop over-exaggerating the Falcon Punch, we're on a tight budget. Why do you think the pokemon are still poorly drawn? But seriously, how the hell are you guys so powerful?
Ike I fight for my friends….
Sonic O rly? What friends?
Ike Well, good question….
Lucario Well, I am powerful because the aura is with me…
Sonic You mean the force is with you, you copyrighting piece of shit.
Peppy Don't forget Fox's barrel roll!
Fox Peppy, SHUT UP!!
Samus You guys, what about the dead fighters?
Lucario Oh yeah, thanks sexy chick. We should revive everyone.
5 minutes later, the surviving fighters revive the fallen ones and escape subspace. They stare at the ocean.
Bowser This is boring.
Dedede Well, I know how to cheer everyone up… BIG GAY DANCE PARTY!!
Everyone starts dancing while the song Celebration (Celebrate good times) is played.