The insane tales of MLP
chapter 25
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In the Carousal Boutique is where we find an odd kind of conference being held between Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash.
"Ah'm tellin ya that Applebloom is the better choice." replied Applejack.
"And I say you're wrong! Scootaloo has the mad skills to grab Spike's attention."
Both of them pushed their heads against each other while Rarity pushed them back from each other.
"Look you two, it's obvious Spike is a gentle drake, thereby meaning Sweetie belle is more deserving." replied Rarity with a proud smile.
"Hah! Scootaloo is way more cooler! Meaning she deserves him more." smiled Rainbow crossing her forelegs over each other.
"Applebloom is much more cuter!" shot back Applejack.
"Oh, now it's on. Scootaloo could easily get Spike to fall for her with ease." retorted Rainbow.
"I find that unlikely. With my teachings, Sweetie belle could get Spikey-Wikey's eye with ease." replied Rarity.
"Oh yeah?" frowned Rainbow.
"Yes! In fact, I will help my sister claim him!" Rarity proudly called as all three mares glared at each other before running off to help the fillies.
"So? Feel like a bet?" Asked RD.
"You're on!" agreed AJ and Rarity. Then all 3 exited Carousel Boutique to get their sisters.
Applejack yanked Applebloom as she was playing with her Chima Legos. Rainbow Dash got Scootaloo from her house while she was playing with her Ninjago Legos. Rarity retrieved Sweetie Belle from her parent's house while she was playing with her Nexo Knight Legos.
"Alright Applebloom, it's time I show you the ropes on how to land yourself a man. Or in this case, dragon."
"Alright squirt, I'm gonna show you how to activate your swag to get a boyfriend."
"Shouldn't my parents be teaching me how to find a boyfriend?"
"Uh..."
"Alright Sweetie Belle, until you know how to properly get Spike to like you, no one leaves this home."
"But what about this ball and chain?" she asked waving her back leg with the chain on it.
"FOCUS! Now let's begin."
And so a whole training montage happens. Applejack training AB, Rarity training with Sweetie Belle while seeing how things have been going on with her parents, Rainbow Dash being threatened to get kicked out by Scootaloo's parents.
"Come on Applebloom! Pull that haybale!"
"I thought we were training to do something cute, not give me muscles."
"Uh..." AJ coughed into her hoof. "Guys like muscles, therefore Spike will like you."
"Can't argue with that logic I guess."
"Alright Scootaloo, I want you to repeat what I said, got it?" spoke Rainbow walking back and forth in front of the pegasus.
"Got it!"
"Walking up to Spike?"
"Get into his personal space!"
"Interaction?"
"Draw a circle on his chest with my hoof."
"You're teaching her how to be a whore." Said Scootaloo's dad.
"No, I'm teaching her to be confident and upfront. Spike will love that."
"Time to move onto moving your hips the right way now."
"Okay, I'm going to kill her!" Said her dad
"Me too!" her mom agreed.
Then at Sweetie Belle's home...
"Remember, don't let a single book drop." Rarity spoke as Sweetie Belle was trying to balance a tall tower of books.
"Are you training me to be a princess?"
"Of course! Any elegant princess or lady, can capture any man's heart with practice. By the end of this he'll be begging to be with you."
"Have you been watching The Princess Diaries? You know that movie and the sequel sucks on toes right?"
"Then why isn't it on MST3K?"
"It's on Nostalgia Critic."
"Drat!"
We now cut back to AJ.
"Come on! If you can't learn to wrestle Big Mac to the ground, how do you expect to do the same to Spike!" AJ called out to her sister.
Meanwhile at Scootaloo's house.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Meanwhile...
"Sweetie Belle, just keep on looking cute, he will love you!"
"Meow!" went Sweetie Belle.
Pretty soon each of them were done and ready to showcase the fillies.
Spike was playing with his Lego Ninjago, Chima, and Nexo Knights.
"Hey Spike." Said Twilight. "The CMC is here."
"What are they here for?"
"I don't know, Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash said not to ask."
He shrugged his shoulders before walking down to the throne room.
"Howdy." Greeted AJ and AB.
Then Scootaloo got up in Spike's face. "What's up?" She said.
"Hi Spike." Said Sweetie Belle with a big smile and shiny eyes.
"You girls wanted to talk to me?"
"Yes..." Scootaloo replied with her breathe down Spike's neck.
He stepped away from her as AB walked over. "So Spike, what do you think of my work out?" She asked while flexing.
"Uh, good job?" he replied seeing the filly was more buff than he last remembered.
"Uh..."
Then Sweetie Belle skipped around Spike. "Hey Spike. Tee-hee-hee."
"Hey Sweetie Belle "
"Isn't it a wonderful day?" she smiled while looking him in the eyes.
"Yeah, I've haven't had anything bad happen to me all day."
Then she began snuggling up to him. "Will you kiss my cheek?"
"Uh, sure?"
"Yay!"
"No wait, I just remembered..."
"Remembered what?"
"I shouldn't be cheating on my betrothed."
"Betrothed?" they all spoke in confusion.
"Hello?"
"Ah, there she is." Spike said walking to the door.
The girls turned and saw the door open with Diamond Tiara there.
"Hey there my scaley king!"
"Hey my delish diamond."
They then kissed each other.
"I brought my amiibos with me in my saddlebags."
"Awesome!"
Then they ran up to Spike's room.
"You mean all that work was for nothing?" AJ asked.
"Curse you Filthy Rich and Spoiled Rich!" said Rainbow Dash.
"Now what do we do?" asked Rarity.
"Wanna try and hit on Button Mash next?"
"Sounds good to me."