I'm bored again, so I will update again.

And sorry about putting this up again, forgot the special thanks. And putting it up again because Fangs name didnt show up.

Disclaimer- JP would never write a crack-fic like this

Special thanks to TheCatWithTheHat for the idea, and I will use the other half of it in the next chapter.

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jefFREE- Max, this is by far the stupidest theme for names we have had

MaxInAMillion- hey! this was a great idea! I mean, modifying our Virginia names to be different yet the same

ArielFromTheLittleMermaid- I wish I had red hair...

MaxInAMillion- NO YOU DONT! red heads are eeevvviiilll

ArielFromTheLittleMermaid- I should murder you with a dinglehopper!

MaxInAMillion- YOU SEE! now you are thinking like a red head... whats a dinglehopper?

ArielFromTheLittleMermaid- its what sebastion called a fork, and hurtful!

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MaxInAMillion- Angel wait! I'm sorry!

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zephart- finally, she's gone, now Fang, I can tell you what she said

st_nicholas- what who said?

tiffanyAMAZINGcrystal- its Max, isnt it

st_nicholas- so what did Max say?

zephart- man, you dont want to know

st_nicholas- I can imagine DX

jefFREE- the world is coming to an end! fang typed an emoticon!

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st_nicholas- so what did she say

zephart- basically, she wanted to llick the wounds off of your shirtless body

st_nicholas- wow thats...

zephart- I know, right

st_nicholas- really sexy

tiffanyAMAZINGcrystal- grossness!

st_nicholas- can one of you stab me not fatally so that Max could lick my wounds?

tiffanyAMAZINGcrystal- dude! sicko!

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MaxInAMillion- *reads chat history*... oh Fang, you dont need to have wounds (even though I like the taste of blood), I could just lick your abs... your amazing, yummy abs that I could lick all day...

st_nicholas- uh, since you like the taste of blood are you a vampire? and o.O

MaxInAMillion- am I a vampire? o.O

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st_nicholas- *clears chat history* no one needs to know I talked that much

I wrote this in like ten minutes, so it will probably only show up as like, 200 words. (there is no word count on wordpad, so...)