Hey guys. I just wanted to keep you updated as to what's going on lately.
HollyWoodHaHa is in South Carolina until the 16th, and tomorrow is my last day of school. We've been busy, eh?
Since I am using Windows Vista, every format change I makes is lost when I post for HollyWoodHaHa, so it requires double the editing. That's why Holly handles the posting, and that's why I don't like to post in Haha's absence (I am one of the laziest people you'll ever meet- I'm so lazy that I don't even want to breath sometimes! O.o Uhh, you might have to be me to get that). NOTE- Ash just learned how to fix that, using compatability mode (When you save your .doc to a template that can be used with Windows 98, 2003, XP, etc). But I still don't like having to do all of the editing. That was never my favorite part when writing a story... ah well.
I CAN get on HollyWoodHaHa's account now. See, I 'm sick of using mine (and that will explain the sudden drop-off in my stories. Also, I have a general lack of inspiration and am getting to the pathetic point of apathy when it comes to my stories) and right now, I am devoting all of my time fanfic wise to the unposted Rainforest fics (aka- the fics contained in the notebooks under my bed that probably contain enough trees to make a rainforest- at the very least a small temperate one) and ones on my flash drive as well as this one. In short, it's easier to use my friend's account now.
Now, what was originally here was a Comment Special. I'll put it back up… but I'll warn you that it has taken me a LOOOONNNGGG time to edit (since HWHH isn't here to do it for me). Please enjoy!!!
BTW- The next chapter will be Jane!!
EVERYONE THAT I CHOOSE ONLY GETS ONE REVIEW PUT UP HERE. And if I didn't pick you, I'm sorry. I got a lottt of people in, though. I went through and fixed the bigger grammatical errors that were bothering me (-.-') so your comments might appear a little different
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Chi Cullen: HOLY FRICKEN CRAP! You had me worried about an ACUTAL ending there!/hysterical panting/
OMFC, this basically included EVERYTHING I LIVE FOR! Harry Potter, Twilight, Bichies, Pirates of the Carabbean(three was not really my favorite, one will always be best!) ah hell, I'll even throw in Charlie the Unicorn (WHICH WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS BTW!)
I cracked up because I am listening to my Windows Media Playlist, and JUST as mister announcer guy(Jack) started reciting the lyrics to "This is How I Disappear" My Chem came on! Oh, and did you go through the whole freaking Welcome to the Black Parade CD!?!?!?!?! HILARIOUS!
your loyal reader,
Chi
A- Ahem, CORRECTION! It's just The Black Parade. ANYWHO... yes. I was listening to the whole CD (out of pure boredom/lack of inspiration) and just thought I'd insert some lyrics. Yeah, I'm pretty worried about the ending of our story, too. It's going to be painful to watch it end... and yes, that ending is coming upon us very fast, due to lack of characters. As a matter of fact, yeah. That hiatus-until-Eclipse theory is still very plausible at this time due to lack of material, as well. The authors pretty much live for the same thing. Just throw in My Chemical Romance and all things Disney (possibly also Fruits Basket for me, Linkin Park and Kingdom Hearts for both, and Hannah Montana for HWHH) into that mix and you pretty much get our interests. We have plenty in common, eh? XDDD I just came up with the perfect name for a Nonexistent Harry Potter book- Harry Potter and the Attack of the Rabid Ninja Plushies. O.o Why am I telling everyone this? -sigh- AND I AGREE! PIRATES ONE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST!!
Angelic Cruxis: Can you say gut buster? I was dying the whole entire time I was reading this. Truly funny guys. And HollyWoodHaHa, please give my regards to KingdomMewFruits. You two truly make a great pair!
A-Since I have an extended vocabulary, I CAN say gut buster! Or but guster… O.o
And thanks! Great to know that my work is also appreciated!! n.n
A- OMC is the new OMG! It means Oh My Carlisle, and please read L.C.Candle's story Welcome to Insanity Room 191 (well, if it's not in that one, it's in another) if you want further information (credit to L.C.Candle and her many crazy friends). LAN... well, that has to do with like... I think (if I remember correctly) Internet connections.
GoodyGoody23: Also, Pirates 3 was great, don't you think?
A- YESSS IT WAS! I didn't even let myself get up to go pee, it was that good. I mean, not the best... but it toootally beat Pirates 2 and was still pretty darn good.
ILOVEVAMPIRES2007: Okay i almost died of laughing at times, but it was weird at times and I can't wait till you put up the next chapter.
A- Yeah, that was the product of poor editing. It was a lot funnier the first time I read it... hmm, we'll need to stop slacking off when we edit...
ichigoxringo: JASPER IS A SCANDALOUS MAID!! But, I wanna see summa that fanservice. w00t.
A- Ehehe... that would be...errr... interesting to say the least. BRING ON THE FANSERVICE!
CanoeingCutie: oh my god! I got the GREATEST visual of Emmett dressed as Ozzy Osbourne lunging at Jacob who's hugging a teddy bear while Rosalie beats up a poor man in a bear suit in the background. (sigh) the bear suit man was just trying to give out flyers for Smokey's Forest Grill when a viscious blond came by and attacked him. And Jacob...well, he just got into Emmett's teddy bear collection.
A- Ahahah, great visual... but for some reason, I started to picture Deep Red in Oompa Loompa form during Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... in that scene where Mike gets zapped into the television... rock star Oompa Loompas making fun of some big hair band.
just a little wicked: THAT SONG! IT'S "MY WAY HOME IS THROUGH YOU" BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! Haha. And you used the "OMC" thing. XD My friend Kayleigh started that, haha.
A-Really? Should I give credit to Kayleigh then? Idk... and I LOOOVEEEE MY CHEM, DON'T YOU?!?!
Insanity's Partner: I just finished taking the FCAT. Isn't it awful? Muahahaha! I think I scored a 5 in reading and a 4 in math. And maybe in the 90th percentile range for the NRTs...Last year I scored in the 99th percentile and my mom was like mad at me for being upset about it. She didn't understand why I was so upset. But seriously! How am I supposed to like up to that again?
A- Hmmm, instead of FCAT's, now I have to take Terra Nova tests! RAWR! I hate the Terra Nova test just as much as I hate the FCAT. Umm, am I spelling that right? I don't know. I haven't taken the TN's since I lived in Missouri (for all of a year... but that was in, like, third grade), I'm pretty sure I got a 4 on the reading and either a 1 or a 2 on the math (Poor, I know, but I was never any good at math... at all) and about in the 70th percentile for the NRT. I think the highest thing I've ever gotten was a 5 on the writing one year and a 5 on the reading the next year. I was upset, because I really, REALLY wanted a 6.
trulyfearless17: OMC! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
I absolutely love this chapter, and your story is refreshing as compared to the twenty million ones that all have the same plot. I think your story is hilarious and...
DON'T MESS WITH THE ALMIGHTY VOICE!
-Christina
A- Yeah, I think so too. I've found a lot of dry-humored ones lately... that are just LAME. I get my inspiration from a refreshing Kingdom Hearts version... eheheh, Larxene... O.o
EXACTLY! DON'T MESSHHH WITH DA VOICE!
blissfulmemories: hah! love all the anime and jap references!!
last chapter u called jasper baka and now cosplaying Yuki and Haru...as Emmett! i cant imagine the damage emmett can do if he's a black haru...(not in a racist way, if u know fruits basket, u would understand what I mean by "black"!)
A- Yeah, Emmett would make one heck of a Haru... especially when he goes black. I've also heard that Yuki has a black side. Wonder how he got it... -coughs, then mumbles something about yaoi lemons...-
KateLovesEdward: LMAO! i loved reading this! see, my mom thinks that i am way too obsessed with Twilight, so usually i just read it when i have spare time. so i am in my room, and i get to Jasper's interview, and i am, like, cracking up, almost wetting my pants, and my mom is like 'what are you laughing at?' and i go 'the oddessy is just so funny!' and she left... she might send me to the loony bin. i am happy as long as i get to hang out with Called For. he's my kind of guy... hahahahahaha...
A- It flatters us to know you guys find us pee-your-pants-then-throw-up-from-all-that-laughing worthy. Every time I read something about Jasper (whether it be in the books or on Stephenie's site... or the Lexicon... or the myspace group...) I immediately think of this Jasper's chapter.
And Called For is the AWESOMEST cotton candy puff being out there! And I'd just like to say that he's Blueshees' brother. Blueshees is so much nicer than Called For... and she is Blue. Called For is pink, because it is a very, VERY masculine color.
xXnumbertwoXx: THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Oh, you truly are a gift! But what do you mean, "wets his combinations?" I seriously don't get it. . .Do I need to have my brain checked (again)?
A- I don't seriously know what I mean by that. I was just watching the Corpse Bride... ehehe. They say it in there... I'm probably wrong, but I'd guess it has to do with bloomers/underwear/pants of some sort. And by the way, "Yay, Edward" is one of my absolute favorite stories. Most of those on my 33 story long faves list are just there so I can see when the authors update them, but your is just AWESOME and deserves to be there!!! n.n
TO ANY GUESSES FOR THE CONTEST IN CHAPTER 12: Thank you for participating. Um, I'm sorry about making it so difficult... I didn't realize just how difficult it was until I checked the reviews in Creative Writing (and yes, I use my OWN separate account to check the reviews. I handle reviews and almost all of the writing, Holly mainly edits and adds in a lot of things she finds funny)…
afslove: this is really random but i am not computer geek so how do u get stories to go on your homepage you know that part in your account where you can work on your stories? yeah that part. great story by the way!
A- Step one: Write story. Step two: Save in an easy place to remember and access. Step three: log on to your profile. Step 4: open up the Documents thingie... then upload story. Step five: Go to the Stories section, then new stories. Step six: Enter in the information required and post! I know, you've got that much down already, right? Sorry, it just took awhile to answer (I couldn't really).
xxRachelxxTeeheexx: Okay, this is officially my fave story. i sat here laughing my butt off, and my mom thought I was crazy! My fave chapter was the one about James. But, I think you should bring Edward and Bella in for a couples KNOW YOR STARS thing. It could be like one of those stupid TV shows where the couples go on to see if they know each other. It would be funny. GO RANDOMNESS! P.S. you HAVE to put the Hillshire farm thing in there. This salad rocks, the best. Make it easy at your desk. Its second to none, just add lettuce and your done. That's crazy girl! I swear! Theres so much stuuf in there! S-s-s-salad! M-meaty salad! I SAY HILLSHIRE YOU SAY FARM! HILLSHIRE FARM! GO MEAT!
A- Ahhhh! That commercial is soooo freaking dumb! I lovvee it, though. Dumb commercials are my thing. Couples version? Yeah, I think people want that now, don't they? ... Yikes.
SPECIAL THANKS TO THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO EVER COMMENTED THIS STORY ON CHAPTER ONE- Kay12693, socksE-B4ev, Gylactica, NellieGURL, CanoeingCutie, and daydreamdana84. Sorry if you reviewed the first chapter and I didn't get to you- I only put up the people who commented that first month we had this story up. You all deserve cookies, though!!
THAT'S IT 'FO NOW!
Stay tuned, I'll get Jane into the works as soon as I can.
XOXO,
KingdomMewFruits, the OTHER author.
BTW- We've had 12,882 hits on this story so far!!! WOW!!! Thanks, guys!