a/n; here's another chapter :)

the following people guessed the house right- JateLostLove , Allergic-to-Sunlight , crazyagent013 and gryffindorpride1007. -gives them Ron cookies-

SHE'S AT THE DURSELY'S, PEOPLE :D

also, i've decided to go along with the sequel idea after all. does anybody have any more good title ideas? so far i have; Reality Check. that's it. so if there's any more title ideas, i'd love to hear them! :D

OHHH! the "ADOS" thing was told to me by a reviewer, and i take no credit for it whatsoever. (i just can't remember who said it :S)

Previously...

I wondered if they were looking for me right now.

They must be, Ron saw me Disapparate.

Back down the stairs and into the living room, I realised that this was the perfect place for me to raise a family.

It's perfect.

twenty-four; attention deficit

After a lot of thought - not random thoughts, but actual thoughts - I decided to decorate the house my way.

I hope those Dursleys don't come back.

They might be kinda weirded out that they can't get into their house.

Well, it's mine now, bitches!

So I waved my wand and things started moving around, changing color, disappearing, ex cetra.

When I was done, it no longer looked like the quaint neutral house I had found.

Instead, the walls were completely scarlet and gold, and there were Gryffindor hangings as well.

What?

I miss Hogwarts.

I paused for a second, and went back upstairs.

All this walking up and down stairs cannot be good for me.

Opening and closing doors, I decided to do the bedrooms too.

But before I do that...

I need to know what gender my kids are.

Knowing that the surprise was completely ruined, I placed my wand on my bulging stomach and whispered an incantation.

Three symbols popped up, and it took me a minute or so to figure out what they meant.

Okay.

So.

I'm having a boy and two girls.

Hmm...

Well, from personal experience, I happen to know that girls need more space than boys do.

So my son will get the smallest room.

I strolled into said room and thought hard about how to decorate it.

Grinning, I made everything baby blue.

Ha.

And I'll make the other rooms...

Pink and...yellow?

Nah.

PURPLE!

Pink and purple!

But how to decide which girl gets what room?

Hmm...

...

OH!

I know!

Whichever one is born first, gets the purple one!

Because it's bigger.

Also, purple is an awesome color.

There should be a house at Hogwarts with the colors purple and yellow.

That would rule beyond belief.

Yes, I have ADD.

Or ADHD.

Whichever one means I'm insane.

Maybe I have attention deficit -

OOOH!
SHINY!!

...

ADOS?

Mleh.

Suits me.

I think Ron has 'ADHLF'.

Anyone know what that stands for?

Anyone?

Well, now, you guys obviously don't know my brother that well.

It stands for -

'Attention Deficit - Hey, Look, Food!'

Yes, I know.

I'm hilarious.

I do try.

Suddenly, an owl flew in the window.

I screamed.

Duh.

I guess my wards don't work for owls.

...Damn.

"Er...hello?"

The owl peered at me, and I recognised it...but where...

OH!

It's Hermes!

Percy's owl!

What's Hermes doing here?

As soon as I took the letter from him, he flew off.

"FINE! I DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAY!" I bellowed out the window at the owl.

Sitting on the purple chair I conjured, I opened the envelope cautiously.

Well, as cautious as I can be.

I looked at the handwriting on the envelope and dropped it.

My name was written there in Hermione's neat scrawl.

a/n; LE GASP! how did Hermione find her!? i know :D but YOU GUYS DON'T !! HAHA! :D

Next time...

Maybe...I should tell her.

I never thought about what would happen if I go into labour.

Even if this isn't the right thing to do, I have no other choice.

I can't go back.

I can never go back.

review replies;

JALD- YOU DON'T GET NO COOKIES :D YOU GOTIT WRONG!

SiriusLover- that happens to me to, no worries.

Fan- hee hee. sorry, no :(

Chocofreakazoid- thanks :D

gryffindorpride- awesome, thanks :D

Hero- pretty close :D

TruthBeTold- AHAHA. :D i know i have horribly short chapters. SOWWY :D

crazyagent- thanks :D

Vari- yeah, yeah. whatever. love you too xD

Jate- potatoe, potato. indeed. lmfao.

Lilia- cuppycakes again? :D

GoldxxSunlight- thanks :)