Whilst everyone continued with the discussions on frimsey's Minato poofed away to get himself a bottle of sake, yeah... that would be so welcome right now.

He whistled as he all but skipped down the street, "Sake oh Sake where are you much desired but unable to mind sake!"

He was disappointed when he he was still lacking the beverage.

"Oh come on! There must be sake

somewhere is this dust hell! How would the Kazekage survive without it! Wait... That's it! The Kazekage he's bound to have some in his office! Oh yeah! Go Minato it's your birthday! It's your birthday! Not for real real! Just for play play!"

He crept into the Kazekage tower hiding in the many shadows, "He he I'm sneaky like ninja!"

After a while the lack of guards began to greatly disturb him, "This is the Kazekage's tower for goodness sake! What if I was an enemy nin! Wait.. I am an enemy nin technically hmmm."

Minato entered the Kazekage's office a moment later triple checking the area for any hidden traps, he spotted the sake sitting on the desk and could practically here the music playing "Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"

He reached the desk and feeling very pleased with himself picked up his prize as soon as he did though thirty ANBU black ops and the Kazekage surrounded him, Minato twitched in annoyance "You have got to be kidding me."

The Kazekage strolled up to him with a very sour face "Who are you and what business... do... you... My word it's the fourth Hokage!"

Minato replied with an intelligent "Huh?"

The Kazekage backed up a step "But... But you're dead!"

Minato shrugged and pointed at the Kazekage "So I know that you're dead," he pointed at the cat ANBU "You're dead," he gestured the rest of the room "You're all dead! I'm not dead."

The he took a swig of the Sake, "Man this is good stuff, you want some?"

The Kazekage's expression darkened further "I must say you're impression in admirable but I'm tired of this charade. ANBU eliminate him."

Minato gulped "Oh Bugger."

As the ANBU leapt at him, he dodged a Kunai aimed at his head and started fending off attacks from all angles, "Now...can't we -ducks- discuss.. this -jumps and kicks an ANBU- like reasonable people!"

He spotted a window and jumped towards freedom however the Kazekage grabbed his leg and yanked him back in.

Minato cursed and pushed of his hands flipping himself upright on the desk, a dog ANBU pulled out a long sword, Minato spotted a pair on blade handles in sheaths displaying on the wall and yanked one out "Ha ha!" It was dagger sized, "Ooops wrong one."

The ANBU charged and Minato pinned the ANBU's sleeve to the table with his dagger, "Yeah you can't touch this!"

Twenty more ANBU burst in, "Uh... Hey look over there it's Orochimaru trying to get the spirit of Shukaku!"

The ANBU turned their heads to watch Orochimaru jump out from behind the plant pot he was hiding behind to look over it and pale more then usual and run off into the desert "Curse you! I will get my revenge!" he yelled as he disappeared.

The ANBU looked back to where Minato had been standing -missing lines- the Kazekage slapped his hand on his forehead "Find him you idiots!"

Minato jumped across the rooftops trying to find the time travellers "Lets see, was it two rights and a left? Or a left, a right and a semi circled turn? I always get those two mixed up!"

He jumped into two very annoyed looking ANBU Minato feigned innocence "What? Can't a guy take a leak?" The ANBU stepped back "Oh sorry we didn't realise -missing lines-...damn him!"

Minato walked down the road, "So If I turn here I should if theory be back and... nope I'm lost."

The ANBU reappeared "OK this time you're coming with us!"

Minato grinned "Hey fellah's! If I wanted to hypothetically get back to where I needed to be how would I get there?"

The ANBU snorted "What sort of dumb question is that?"

Minato shrugged "A logical one I hope."

The ANBU crossed his arms in arrogance, "Well obviously you'd poof back to where you needed to be."

Minato slapped his forehead "Why didn't I think of that! Thanks!"

POOF

The second ANBU scolded the first one "You idiot! Lord Kazekage's gonna skin us alive now!"

The first one groaned dejectedly "I need a drink."

So he pulled out a bottle of Sake.

Minato reappeared "Yoink!" and disappeared again.

the ANBU muttered darkly "Son of A..."

The second one sighed "We are so fired."

Minato reappeared between Minato poofed in-between Zabuza and Iruka with a stupid grin on his face, "I'm back!"

After a five minute silence Naruto asked "You went somewhere?"

"I'm so loved -injured sniff- I wonder how the Kazekage's feeling right now?"

Meanwhile in the Kazekage tower,

"Why is the Sake gone?"