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The next morning was annoying! Courtney had to deal with Chris and his constant bitching about going to the doctors office all morning! Courtney herself didn't want to go either but someone had to be responsible in this relationship and she was pretty sure that it wasn't going to be Chris.
The Drive to the doctors office was long and annoying, Chris had his crappy 70's disco music playing the whole way there and everytime Courtney went to turn it off Chris would smack her hand away and the two would fight about how it was Chris's car and he made the rules. Eventually they made their way to the appointment and Chris put on his stupid big sunglasses before they went inside.
"What the hell are you doing?" Courtney sighed "Why are you wearing sunglasses inside?"
"It's a disguise" Chris told her as he handed her a pair "I brought a pair for you too!"
"I'll pass" Courtney rolled her eyes "You should take yours off too"
"I'm wearing them" Chris told her "Nobody will reconize me and I don't have to see pregnant chicks!"
Courtney wanted to proest but before she had time Chris was dragging her into the doctors office and straight to the waiting room. Courtney went to tell them she was here while Chris sat in the waiting room and looked at ll the pregnant women there. Courtney recived paperwork that she was supposed to fill out before the doctor would see them, which led to a very bored Chris.
"Do you need help with that?" Chris whispered to her
"No, I don't" Courtney told him
"I'm bored" Chris sighed "The lighting in here sucks too!"
"Maybe if you took off the sunglasses you wouldn't have this problem" Courtney rolled her eyes as she continued to fill the paperwork out "Why don't you play on your phone or something?"
"I don't want to" Chris whinned "I'm going to go get some coffee"
"No, you're not!" Courtney told him "You're going to sit here with me and deal with it!"
"How many more questions do you need answer on that stupid thing?" Chris sighed "I should have never made this appointment! This is boring!"
"Chris, shut up!" Courtney smacked him "Can't you just read a magazine or something?"
"I shouldn't have to wait! I'm Chris Mclean!" Chris sighed
"Aren't you in disguise?" Courtney rolled her eyes "If you're hiding from people why would you want them to know who you are?"
"Whatever" Chris crossed his arms and sulked as Courtney turned in her papers.
The two sat in silence and said nothing, Chris still refused to take off his sunglasses and Courtney refused to argue with him in public. Eventually the two of them were brought to an examination room and that's when Chris finally spoke.
"Thank god this is almost over!" Chris sighed "This is taking forever! Can't you just make sure it's okay by yourself?"
"No!" Courtney yelled "You offered to come! This is your fault and you'll be staying with me!"
Before Chris could say anything to her the doctor walked in and looked at them.
"Hello! I'm Dr. Doctor!" (Who will now be called D.D.) told them as he walked in and the two just stared at him.
"You can't be serious..." Courtney glared at Chris "Tell me this is a joke!"
"Nope it's true!" D.D. Told her "I just graduated baby school"
"Baby School?" Courtney glared at Chris "You made an appointment with someone who is named Dr. Doctor and says he graduated baby school?"
"I picked him out of the phone book" Chris shrugged "I picked him because of his name..."
"I'm soooo excited to be doing this!" D.D. told him "I've never delivered a baby before! She's my first!"
"Dude,I know!" Chris high fived him "I watched this video and it looked painful..."
"Oh it is!" D.D. told him "I pass out at the sight of blood"
"YOU WHAT?" Courtney yelled "You aren't going to be delivering my baby!"
"Yes, Yes he is" Chris laughed "In the few minutes that I have known him I decided he was perfect to do the job"
"Can I see you're degree?" Courtney glared at him
"Ignore her" Chris told D.D. "She's very moody and didn't even wanna come here"
"Chicks..." D.D. sighed "You don't know how many I've seen like that come in here"
"That's because they're all pissed that you're not very professional" Courtney told him "I'm not letting you be my doctor"
"Yes you are" Chris laughed "You're 16 and I'm 42 and I made the appointment! This means since you're mother disowned you I get to make all the choices"
"You can't be serious" Courtney crossed her arms "He knows almost as much about babies as you!"
"I already signed that he will be your doctor" Chris stuck his tongue out at her "So ha!"
"Those are really cool sunglasses" D.D. told Chris "Where can I get a pair?"
"Thanks! I had them custom made in France!" Chris lied to the doctor.
"Oh please!" Courtney glared at him "You did not! You bought them in the dollar bin at Wal-Mart right before season 3 started because the sun was bothering your eyes!"
"Were you there?" Chris laughed
"No..." Courtney sighed "But you told us the story about the cashier"
"If you weren't there then you wouldn't know" Chris rolled his eyes "I Trust Dr. Doctor with my life!...well with your life anyway!"
Dr. Doctor then decided to run some tests on Courtney to determine whatever the hell he was doing. Courtney protested every step of the way and Chris just told her to shut up, She couldn't believe her doctor was an idiot who was making friends with Chris who was also being an idiot. Courtney figured with Chris being in charge it would be best to cooperate with him.
"Can you lay on the table?" D.D. asked her "I wanna see how far along you are"
"Whatever" Courtney laid on the table like she was asked "Now what?"
"Sureeeee listen to him when he tells you to lay on the table!" Chris complained "When I asked you to do that you said it was disgusting and people eat there"
"Chris!" Courtney turned red with embarrassment "That's personal"
"Yeah, whatever" Chris laughed "So, what the hell does she need to lay on the table for?"
"I don't actually know" D.D. told him "She needs to go to the hospital and get blood tests and stuff like that"
"So, this whole trip and all these tests were for nothing?" Courtney glared
"I can give you the blood test myself" D.D. told them "Would that be easier?"
"Yes!" Chris told him "I don't like to leave her out of the house with her condition"
"I'm pregnant not dying" Courtney rolled her eyes "I don't want to touch me with a needle"
"I can restrain her" Chris smirked at D.D. "Trust me I'd like nothing more"
"Courtney, Can I take a few blood tests and call you later with the results?" D.D. asked her
"I don't know" Courtney held her arm out "Did you pay attention for that part?"
"Yeah! I totally did" D.D. Told her as he took some blood and actually did a decent job.
"Can I go now?" Courtney asked "I'd rather not spend my free time here"
D.D. Sent the two of them home and told them he would call them when the results, Chris and Courtney made their way back to the mansion and Courtney sighed again at the life that she had decided to live. She was a prisoner in Chris's world and this baby just confirmed it for her.
"I'm going to take a shower" Chris told her as he shut the front door.
"Fine" Courtney told him
"Will the food be ready by the time I get back downstairs?" Chris asked her
"You want me to make you dinner?" Courtney sighed
"Yeah!" Chris yelled down to her from the top of the stairs "Don't be pissy about it either!"
Courtney went to the kitchen and starting pulling things out to make dinner. She was having a mental battle with herself if she should give in or not and so far in her head, Chris was winning.