Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

So...I can't promise that this chapter would be as entertaining as the others!

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY: Yang's Second Vlog

"Alright, so apparently Team RWBY is on a vacation…" The screen was shaking furiously for a moment before Yang's face appeared on it. It then slowly turned around - the blonde was standing near a small house with sunflowers planted on a flower bed beside it and was surrounded by a forest. It was summer at the moment, so the leaves were green and fresh.

"And for some reason we've all come to my house here in Patch."

"Are you sure you don't want to invite your friends for this?" A deep voice was heard behind Yang, so she turned around and filmed her uncle using her scroll.

"Well...they didn't want to do an official Dear RWBY, so I figured I might as well make the second episode of my vlog! I mean the first one has great responses from the viewers right?"

A pause.

"Right…?"

"Whatever." Qrow drank from his trademark metal flask after responding to his niece.

"Anyway, let's ask them the question!"

Camera cut.

Team RWBY without the Y was lazing around in the living room; Ruby was reading a book comfortably on the couch; Blake was smiling to herself looking at the Rose-Xiao Long family album and totally not being gay; Weiss as usual was doing the homework that the professors had assigned.

"Rubes! C'mere!" The screen zoomed into little red who reluctantly got up, put her book on the coffee table gently and burst into a blur of rose petals before appearing right in front of her sister.

"Oops, a little too zoomed in."

"Yang, I believe I've made you promise to not record a new episode of Dear RWBY during our vacation? It's called vacation for a reason." Weiss' voice was heard as the camera zoomed out, once again showing the team.

"Says the person doing homework." Blake teased the heiress while smirking, "It's called a vacation for a reason."

"You-"

"I mean she's right." The scroll shook a little as the person carrying it shrugged, "And it's not a Dear RWBY, it's Yang's vlog episode two!"

"Changing the name doesn't change the fact that you're going to post it on our channel, much less getting all of us involved."

"Isn't that sentence grammatically incorrect?"

"Ssh Blake, it's not like the author is too rusty and couldn't tell if the sentence is correct or not, so she wrote it off as a joke or anything!"

"Right."

"What are you two talking about?"

"Breaking the fourth wall."

"No Blake! Weiss shall never be told the truth!"

"Umm...can we please get to the point?" Ruby finally spoke after being silent for a while, "What business do you have with me, Miss Xiao Long?"

"Uh...right. Sorry to interrupt your...reading time…" Yang cleared her throat, "Well, I was wondering if you could read the question and have all of us answer it."

"All?" Ruby raised an eyebrow.

"All."

Everyone in the room simultaneously looked at Qrow who was yawning. The man was sitting on the couch without anyone noticing him coming inside the house.

"I'm way too old for this."

The brunette ignored him and read the question after retrieving her scroll from the coffee table, "Dear RWBY, I know you already watched Love Live. Sooooo… When's exactly your birthday? Itsu jowke~ (Please calm down Weiss-y XD) Who is your favorite in Muse and Aqours? Only one person each group. Oh and both in the anime and Seiyuus~ P.S. Did you hate me princess? :'( Yaaaang! Comfort meeee! XO PPS: I think it's always your time of the month whenever you picked my question XD."

"Oh I do hate you alright." Weiss crossed her arms, "What's with those overhyped, exaggerated tone? And no, it's not my time of the month you bell pepper-eating goldfish!"

"Bell pepper-eating...goldfish?"

"Rubes, don't question."

"What's 'Love Life' anyway?" The Faunus glanced at her partner, "That's a pretty common movie title. I think there's about sixty-nine movies with those two words included in the titles."

"Pft, I don't watch girly anime." Qrow interrupted as he turned around, walking towards the exit with a shrug, "Have fun with the vlog."

Yang caught her sister giving her a look, so she moved nearer to her. The screen shook gently as she walked and stopped right in front of little red.

"You ever wonder why Uncle Qrow forbids us from entering his basement?"

"You mean-?!"

"I mean how else would he know that it's a 'girly anime'?"

-beep-

"Alright, let's answer this! Who have heard of this anime?" The blonde looked at her teammates with watery puppy eyes.

"I'll sit this one out." The Faunus said in her usual monotone.

"I've only heard of the songs. Didn't watch the movie. Or anime. Whatever." Weiss shrugged, "The music is good. Music is always good."

Ruby ignored her partner's appreciation on music and sighed as she answered, "Yang always bothered me to watch it together with her in the past, so I eventually grew tired of hearing that name and just run away using my semblance whenever she starts mentioning the name."

"Aww you guys!"

"Now please do your vlog somewhere else and not bother us. I need to finish this assignment by evening!"

"So that you will have free time at night to go on an...ahem, adventure with Yang?"

The Freezerburn pair blushed intensely and as soon as Weiss started yelling the camera got cut off.

The screen then resumed as it showed Yang sitting beside the sunflowers that her father planted. She positioned the scroll in front of her so that it would record her instead of showing her point of view.

"I don't think this will be a very interesting second episode of Yang's vlog…" the brawler said. She let out a huge sigh before continuing, "It's a tough question to begin with. I mean there are plenty of people who have never heard of this anime. Or hate it. I'm sorry, LastOrder. Anyway, my favorite character in the original series was Umi. Surprising, right? Her dislike for short skirts kind of reminds me of the fact that Weiss refuses to wear pants."

She giggled, then went on, "As for Sunshine...it's Mari alright. She's a shitlord. And you were asking about Seiyuus."

A line appeared at the upper left corner of the screen: Note: Seiyuu means voice actors/actresses.

"I love Emitsun, her voice is amazing. And for Aqours, I love Anchan; she's an adorable ball of sunshine and innocence!"

Awkward silence.

"Um…" Yang scratched her head, then had a grin on her face, "To make this episode way more entertaining...shall we break into Uncle Qrow's basement?"

Just right after the blonde's announcement of her evil plan, a crow landed on her head and started pecking on her hair furiously.

"Not the hair...not the hair!"

An explosion occurred and the screen was filled with statics.

-beep-

End of Yang's second vlog.

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I actually laughed when I drafted the last part of this story. Why? Because I can totally picture it happening in canon!

Anyway, once again I apologize (wait, did I before this?) if this chapter isn't entertaining. References are funny if you actually know them, else it would sound really distant for other people.

And to clarify, the author, which is me, was a huge Love Liver. Though I stopped being so crazy about it after Sunshine ended and moved to Boku no Hero Academia. However, I am still very active in reading the doujins. And have actually considered drawing one myself. But, there's a huge problem - I can't draw girls!

Alright, thanks for reading!

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author.

My Pa-treon is 'Freelancer Tank', but it won't have many stuff on it; I'm currently working on original content, but the progress is really slow. Nevertheless, I post fanfictions on there as well.

And now...I...am...saying goodbye like a normal person!

Bye.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.