"Wow, Harry, I can't believe you've never listened to a Quidditch game before!"

"Well, it's not like the Dursleys would get me a radio, never mind letting me listen to a 'freak-sport'."

"Your aunt and uncle know about Quidditch?"

"No, not really. But 'freak-sport' is what they'd call it if they did."

"Right… Muggles are so weird."

"Yeah. Harry, we could always come kidnap you again the next time you crave some of the noble sport..."

"… although we'd never come bother you for a Chudley Cannons game…"

"…they're a disgrace …"

"… an insult to the noble sport…"

"Will you lot shut up already! They're starting!"

"…but for some unfathomable reason, Ronnie here is madly in love with them."

"Am not!"

"We think it's because his hair is the exact colour of their robes…"

"We have the same hair colour!"

"… but he forgets that both his hair and the robes clash with his blushing…"

"Shut up! Just because you don't understand loyalty to a team…"

"You're right, we don't understand…"

"… how anyone could be loyal to a team that never wins."

"Speaking of winning, what's the score now?"

"I thought they said 90 to none."

"In favour of the Arrows, obviously."

"Do the Cannons even have a Keeper? Cause it sure seems like they don't."

They do have a Seeker, apparently, Galvin Gudgeon…"

"… who just failed to catch the Snitch, despite it flying right in front of his face."

"Hitting his nose, is what I heard."

"Take note, Harry, this is how it's not done."

"Oh, aaaand the Arrows score again!"

"Can't you guys be quiet for one minute?"

"Why? It's not like you're missing any of the Cannons' riveting play?"

"Besides, I'm sure that Harry'd rather listen to out lively commentary, don't you Harry? Oh, here's Gudgeon failing with the Snitch again."

"And another goal for the Arrows. I wonder if they'll get a new record for highest score… oh no, it's all over. The Arrows' Seeker caught the Snitch."

"Ouch, 350-nil, and they're even more firmly on the bottom of the chart. I'd hate to be the Cannons' manager right now!"

Later, the Daily Prophet quoted manager Ragmar Dorkins talking about Gudgeon, that 'turning him into a toad will not help his game'. Harry, wisely, did not show Ron.