I'm back! And faster than usual! XD
Have any of you guys read my friend SeaofWisdom18's fics? If you have, what would you think if we made an account together and wrote, using our combined humor skills, only humor stories?
Anyway…
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. As usual.
Episode 25: Perfumania
THALIA, TRAVIS, AND CONNOR
Thalia was talking to her friends pleasantly, having a good time, when suddenly out of nowhere a piece of bread covered in partially melted butter sailed through the air and landed on her head.
"What the—" She whirled around and found Connor laughing at Travis.
"OHH! You are a dead man!" Connor shouted.
Travis grinned. "You haven't seen anything yet, bro."
He picked up Nico's backpack and hurled it at Thalia, hitting her squarely in the shoulder.
Since schools require students to carry so many heavy textbooks, it hurt quite a lot.
Thalia growled. This wasn't the first time, either.
She stormed over to the two laughing boys and roared, "What is wrong with you?"
"Hey, ease off," Travis said.
"ARGH!" Thalia reached into her pocket and pulled out a Pomegranate Passion scented aerosol spray.
She tore off the cap and let loose all over Travis.
"Are you going to leave me alone, or do you like smelling like a girl?" Thalia taunted.
"I… like smelling like a girl," Travis said boldly.
Thalia pulled out a second bottle. This one was Annabeth's, and though no one ever said it to her face, it smelled awful. It was supposed to be cucumber melon, but it smelled more like boiled cabbage.
She sprayed all over Travis.
He coughed. "Oh, man! What is this?"
"Cucumber melon," she informed him brightly. Then, "Annabeth doused me in this once, and I was stuck with the smell for a full day."
"OH MAN!" Travis turned tail and fled.
"Dude…" Nico said. "Why do you smell like a girl?...And can I have my backpack back?"
True story. :D