Parody 12: Cold
It was a cold afternoon in Sunagakure as the sun disappeared over the horizon, signaling the start of another chilly night in the village.
Gaara walked into the Sand Siblings' residence after finishing a meeting with some of the village jonin. As he rubbed his arms to generate some heat, he walked into the living room to see Kankuro, Temari, and Ryu covered in blankets and watching a random movie.
"That cold are we?" he asked as he sat in one of the empty recliners.
"It's absolutely freezing!" complained Kankuro from under his blanket.
"It's colder than usual tonight. I can barely feel my tail." said Ryu as she blew on her paws, generating some heat of her own.
"I honestly can't wait for tomorrow to come." said Temari as she raised a gloved hand, grabbed the remote, and changed the channel.
"Where's Izuka?" asked Gaara as he raised an invisible eyebrow at the three.
"Right here." said Izuka as she entered the room wearing a short sleeved blue t-shirt, black shorts, and black slippers. Everyone gave her wide eyed looks.
"What?" asked Izuka as she sat in the other empty recliner in the room.
"You're not cold?" everyone asked her, including Gaara.
"Not at all thanks to Ryuna. Should I be?" asked Izuka as she crossed her legs and sat Indian style on the recliner.
"You should be; it's freaking 23 degrees outside!" exclaimed Kankuro as he gestured to the window. "It's even colder in here!"
"It's colder in here because Temari forgot to pay the heating bill, again, and the heating company shut our heat off." said Izuka as she turned to the TV.
"I didn't forget about it. The company never sent it." said Temari in defense.
"Then what's the white envelope on the table that's been there for the past week and a half?" asked Izuka as she crossed her arms.
Temari gave her an exasperated look before reaching over and picking up the envelope from the table. She ripped it open and read the contents inside. Soon, an embarrassed look appeared on her face.
"Guess I did forget." said Temari with a sheepish chuckle. Everyone except Izuka faced her with deadpans.
"Come on Temari; that's the third time this year you forgot to pay the heating bill." explained Kankuro as he rubbed his hands together.
"I guess when it comes to bills I just forget about them." said Temari with a sheepish grin.
"How about we do a little freestyle karaoke to get our minds off the cold?" suggested Ryu as she crawled over to the karaoke machine at the side of the TV and began to plug it in.
"That actually doesn't sound like a bad idea." said Gaara as he continued to rub his arms for warmth. His Kazekage robes really weren't helping him.
"Izuka, since you missed out on the karaoke fun a few days, how about you start?" suggested Ryu as she crawled over to the Lady Sage with a microphone in her paw.
"Fair enough." said Izuka with a shrug as she grabbed the microphone from Ryu.
Ryu slithered back to the TV and pressed the freestyle button and then the shuffle button on the machine before slithering back to her seat on the couch next to Kankuro.
"First song is "Blow" by Kesha." announced the TV.
"I didn't know it could do that." said Kankuro in surprise.
"It only speaks when you press the shuffle button." answered Temari as she grabbed her video camera from the table. "We're all ears."
Izuka nodded and began to bob her head. And this was what she sang.
Lalalalalalalalalala
France
Back door snowed
We really need heat
We don't want to freeze
No PSP'S sheesh
Drink that hot tea
Follow my lead
Now you're warm like us
But you may still freeze
It's time to get frostbite
But we won't get it nah
(This place is freezing)
Tonight we'll grab out blankets
No one's dying out
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing
Now what (What)
We're taking control
We get what we want
But we're chilled to the bone
Snow, no glitter
Cover the sand
We're feeling so sick
We're young and unsure
It's time to lose your mind
And let the silly out
(This place is freezing)
Tonight Temari's to blame
'Cause she let the heat go out
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing
(Cold)
Go, go, go, go insane
Go insane
Throw some flakes
Make it rain on 'em
Let me see them gloves
Let me, let me them gloves
Go insane
Go insane
Throw some flakes
Make it rain on 'em
Let me see them gloves
Let me, let me see them gloves (C'mon)
We are freezing, over (Cold)
Get used to it, over (Cold)
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing cold
Cold
This place is freezing
Izuka bowed and handed the microphone back to Ryu, who paused the karaoke machine. Gaara and Kankuro applauded while Temari had an apologetic look on her face.
"I'll go pay this heating bill now." said Temari as she got up from her seat and walked over to the staircase with the bill in hand.
"Nice parody Izuka, especially the part you did your own little bit of Temari bashing." said Kankuro with a smirk.
"I had to tell it like it is. Now, who wants hot chocolate? I'm making." said Izuka as she walked over to the kitchen.
"We do!" exclaimed Ryu and Kankuro as they followed after the Lady Sage. Gaara only smirked at the three before following after them, wanting to get his own cup of chocolaty goodness.
End of Parody 25
A/N: Please review and feel free to leave song suggestions. 25 PARODIES DOWN, MANY MORE TO COME! XD
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