Hey! It's been a while, sorry…..I only write fanfic when I'm home alone and I haven't been for ages so here you go!

Chapter 25 (I think..)

Alice's POV.

"How many have you got then?" I asked, jumping up and down next to Emmett.

"Over 100! This will be amazing!" He said equally as excited.

Rose rolled her eyes at him warmly, Edward smirked,

"Did you just squeal Emmett?" He guffawed.

"Tá tú den sin ar leathcheann Edward." Emmett snapped in Irish, (You're an idiot Edward.)

"I ndáiríre Emmett? Tá tú chomh neamhaibí." (Really Emmett? You're so immature)

"Moncaí slut" Emmett muttered (Monkey slut.)

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Rosalie yelled. "Now let's plan this shit." Rosalie cackled.

She must be into this as she rarely swore so much.

Esme's POV.

This week was so boring! I hated it here! I was surprised at myself for having such strong feelings of hate towards this house and Cameron. For once I didn't care. If Cameron's wife was anything like her husband I felt really sorry for my family.

The week dragged by, nothing really happening apart from Cameron's usual outbursts of rage and a huge apology the next day.

The kids were never allowed to go out, nor were they allowed downstairs! I thought my family was strict when I was a human! This just took it too far. I couldn't wait for rule change.

Millie's POV.

They were up to something I knew it. We had to go grocery shopping today as well…I was NOT in the mood to be messed with, not at all!

Nessie skipped down the stairs humming a sweet tune to herself, I nearly told her to quit it like I would Sophie but I shut my mouth quickly remembering that rule change was still 4 days away.

"Hi Millie." She sang.

"You're in a good mood." I commented, smiling, it was impossible not to like her.

"Why wouldn't I be? It's a great day full of opportunities." She grinned wickedly, an evil glint in her eyes. I take that last comment back; she was almost as bad as Emmett; who was on my hit list.

She went back to humming and grabbed an apple from the kitchen.

"So we need to go grocery shopping today." I said awkwardly.

"What?"

"We need to go grocery shopping."

"What?"

"Oh my gosh Nessie listen! We have to go grocery shopping today."

"What?" I could tell she was enjoying this, I sure as hell wasn't!

Bella's POV.

"Ha! She's getting pissed!" Rose laughed, listening to Millie practically spelling out grocery shopping, as Ness said 'what?' for the 13th time. We were all upstairs in Edward's room laughing at them.

"Bells, your turn." Alice smiled at me, she nodded.

I ran out the door.

Millie was sitting on the sofa with her arms folded, she was glaring at the TV, and Nessie was smiling to herself.

"Want some breakfast?" I asked them.

"Sounds awesome Bella." Nessie grinned, she did love not having to call me and Edward Mom and Dad, relishing it.

"Sure." Millie glowered and followed me to the kitchen.

Perfect.

I grabbed the eggs and the bacon out of the refrigerator, then the tomatoes and sausages.

I set it all out and began to cook.

"Ness! I need your help!" I screamed close to Millie's ear. She flinched.

Renesmee skipped over to me.

"Can you get me 2 plates please?" She smiled and set the table perfectly for herself and Millie, but did Millie's side lazily, the fork was upside down, she had a spoon balanced on the edge of the table instead of a knife, the plate had some washing up liquid bubbles still on. She poured herself some orange juice then poured Millie some off milk, but Millie wouldn't notice until it was right up to her nose.

I made sure to burn Millie's eggs, but Nessie's were perfect.

"Um Bella?" Millie said.

"Hmm?" I asked sweetly.

"That egg was a bit burnt don't you think Nessie would want a better one?"

"How dare you insult my sister's cooking!" Nessie yelled, running over to hug me. I sniffed.

"It's not even burnt!" I hissed, enjoying this.

"It quite clearly is, it's black!"

"Are you being egg racist?" Emmett bounded into the kitchen looking shocked, he winked at me and Nessie.

"wh.." Millie looked confused.

"Don't worry sis, she's just bein' a mard arse, your cooking's perfecto! Magnifico! Fantastico!" He kissed his finger in the classic Italian chef way.

I grinned wickedly.

"Prove it."

He shot me a look that said, 'you are sooooo dead, never forgiving you for this, ugh the things I do for you.'

I fought the urge to laugh as he grabbed the egg from Millie's plate; he sniffed it, licked one side, making sure Millie saw, what was he doing? Then turned it around and took a bit, chewing and swallowed quickly but 'savouring' the taste.

"Mmm-mmm delish Bells." He grinned.

He handed the licked egg to Millie.

"Eat it." He ordered simply.

I carried on burning everything else and putting it on her plate as Emmett watched her eat the licked egg.

It crunched at the burnt bits. I fought laughing.

Emmett sat at the table, he started tapping his foot in an annoying rhythm, he cleared his throat to tell me and Nessie to do the same.

Soon it turned into us doing it with our hands too.

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP!" Millie screeched.

We all turned to her innocently.

"What?" Nessie asked slyly.

Millie gave her a death glare.

"MAKE WAY MAKE WAY!" We heard Jasper and Rosalie yell coming downstairs.

This is going to be good.

Sorry to leave on that but I swear it's worth it haha, any ideas on how to annoy Millie are most welcome and also what should happen with Esme? I'm at a loss there : (

More soon I promise xxxxxxxxx

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