Kitsunehime: . . .
Inuyasha: What's your problem?
Kitsunehime: I get my hair cut like Sango's, and it turns out looking like Tsuyu's, that's what.
Surreal: Why would you want your hair cut like that anyways?
Sango: Hey!
Kitsunehime: *shrugs* I got bored with my previous hairstyle. I like it like this though.
Inuyasha: Keh. When are we finally free from this stupid story?
Kitsunehime: It is not stupid. Maybe a bit pointless at times, but not stupid.
Fahleing: Are you going to let us out or what?! *bangs on closet door*
Kitsunehime: Well, I would have liked to leave you two in there for a week or so . . . but then you'd starve and all I'm left with is two skeletons.
Shippou: Flesh rots that fast?
Kitsunehime: . . . No . . . I get left with corpses then.
Inutaishou: Are you insulting dead people?
Sakuya: You'd better not be.
Kitsunehime: Of course not! One of my favorite characters in the Black Jewels Trilogy is a corpse-man!
Mori no Kage: I think he's funny.
Kitsunehime: Who said you could get in here?
Mori no Kage: Nobody.
Kitsunehime: . . . Can I bite you?
Mori no Kage: No.
Koryu: Let us out! *bam, bam*
Kitsunehime: Don't worry, the whole closet thing is coming to an end. Sadly. *sniff* Maybe I'll lock them in a shack next time . . .
Koryu and Fahleing: NOOO!!!
Kitsunehime: Oh well. My evil mind will come up with something later. Only the OC's belong to me. No one else. Unfortunately.
Sesshoumaru: Fortunately.
*bam*
*unconscious Sesshoumaru*
To Rule the Darkness
ch. 24 A Party and Some Sake
Previously~ (right before the closet door is opened)
Koryu had decided to go to sleep on he closet floor. Fahleing was slowly drifting off, and eventually fell asleep also. The thing is, she kind of flopped over landed on Koryu. Neither of them woke up and noticed.
And that's how the rest of the Dark Court found them. Everyone's eyes bugged out.
"Well," Miroku stated loudly with another one of his lecherous grins. "They had fun in there."
At the loud voice, Koryu began to wake up. He felt a warm weight on his chest, and after a few more seconds, realized the door was open. It took him a couple more seconds to figure out what Miroku was talking about. Then he looked down.
At that same exact time, Fahleing woke up with something very warm and comfortable beneath her. She looked down.
They screamed.
"What do you think you're doing, you pervert!"
"I didn't do anything! You're the one who fell over on me!"
Inutaishou coughed. They saw their current situation, and blushed.
Miroku was still grinning. "So, did you two have 'fun' in there?" Three fists met the side of his skull at the same time. "@_@"
Sakuya was snickering. "Try not to kill yourselves there." They were currently trying to strangle each other. "Is that your stomachs growling?"
"What do you think?!" they yelled. "We've only been in here the whole damn day!"
Before Miroku could make another stupid comment, Sango dragged him back down the stairs.
A grin was seen to be tugging at the corner of Inutaishou's mouth. "Both of you, just hurry up, change, and come down to eat." With that, he led the rest of the group back to the dining room.
"What is this, 'deprive people of their food week' or something?" Inuyasha grumbled. "Tonight it's Koryu and Fahleing, last night it was Youko and Miyu. Who's next?"
The two kitsunes shoved him down the stairs.
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The week passed pretty much uneventfully. Much to everyone's relief, especially Inuyasha's, since ramen was served the next night, no one else delayed dinner.
Everyone, except Rin, ran around that week, planning a surprise party for Rin. It was going to be her seventeenth birthday. They were trying to make it extra-special, since she had been rather depressed lately.
Rin, of course, didn't notice.
'Sesshoumaru's been gone for almost a year and a half . . . I wonder if he's alright? I still miss him so much . . . Why, all of a sudden, do I miss him much more than before? Is it because all the couples, or couples-to-be, around me? There's Youko and Miyu who're already mated, it's obvious that Inuyasha and Kagome are starting to really like each other, and Miroku and Sango are caught in a matchmaking plot that will most definitely work . . . Maybe I should join in, just to take my mind off things . . . '
And that's the track her mind ran on for the next few days.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Shh!" Sakuya hissed at Shippou, Souta, and Kohaku, who were sniggering. "Rin's going to come any moment now!"
Everyone was hiding behind plants, staircases, and columns in the ballroom, waiting to surprise Rin when Inutaishou led her in.
Fahleing, who had managed to get one of the best hiding places, the storage closet, stage whispered impatiently, "What's taking them so long?"
It was Sango who answered from behind a potted plant. "Maybe they're taking their time?"
"Can't they hurry? I can't take it in here much longer!" Miroku complained from the inside the potted plant Sango was hiding behind.
"Everyone, shut up! They're coming!" Inuyasha barked from his place under the stairs.
Hidden in various places, everyone heard Rin ask, "What do you need to show me?" to Inutaishou while coming down the stairs.
"You'll see." He extinguished the single candle he was holding. That was the signal for everyone to pop out and light the chandeliers.
"SURPRISE!"
"Happy birthday, Rin!"
"Congratulations!"
"Happy seventeenth birthday!"
Rin was very surprised, and touched. "So, how do you like it?" Inutaishou asked her.
"I . . . It's great! Thank you all so much!"
"Then let the party START!" Miroku yelled, falling out of his potted plant.
Even though the party wasn't all that big, it was pretty chaotic. Inuyasha and Fahleing immediately got into a sake drinking contest with Shippou, Souta, and Kohaku cheering them on. Kagome was with Miyu in the middle of the room arguing with the hired musicians about whether or not gay guys could screw each other. Koryu and Youko were seeing who could drink the most yarbarah wine with blood in it, the blood's usually from a chicken, sheep, cow, etc. without making a face or passing out while Rin took small sips from her own cup. Inutaishou and Sakuya, who were getting pretty tipsy, were having sliding down stair rails and racing. Sango and Miroku, who were both drunk, accidentally fell on top of each other and "forgot" to get up.
A couple hours later~
"*hic* Give it up, Inya . . . Inuyasha! You know you cansht *hic* win!" Fahleing crowed, hardly seeing straight hershelf . . . I mean, herself.
"Shut up! You're the one who'sh gonna *hic* loshe lose!"
"Hey, let'sh all play shrip poker!" Miroku yelled from his spot on the floor.
Kagome, Miyu, and Rin, who were still just a very little bit less drunk than the others, clapped and whooped. "Yay! Let'sh start!"
Shippou, Souta, and Kohaku gave them all weird looks before running outside like they were being chased by crackpots.
"Hey! You loshers! I'm the only one all . . . allowed to shee Miyu naked!" Youko yelled, stumbling over and tripping on Sango. "Whoopsh . . . " He finally managed to grab his mate and was starting to crawl up the stairs with her.
"Hey! I wanna play shrip poker! Lemme go!"
"Fine! Then we goesh and play a private game of shrip poker!"
"Yay!"
So they went up to their room and played their own private strip poker. *cough cough*
Down in the ballroom, the poor musicians were traumatized. It's no surprise that they left early.
"Hey! You cheated!"
"No! You losht! Shrip!"
"Bahahahahahaha! Scrawny!"
"You shrawney! Shrip!'
"Muahahaha! I winsh another round! Everyone elsh shrip now!"
"Shut you fat mouth!"
"You shut you fat mouth!"
"SHRIP!"
As you can see, it was chaos. Everyone eventually passed out from the consumption of too much alcohol and it was finally quiet again.
Err . . . That was a bit retarded . . . Oh well. I had to fill out the rest of the chapter with something. Oh, and about the 'gay guy' argument, it was real. My sister and I were arguing about that yesterday. ^.^;;
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