Total Drama Season 3
Total Drama Prison
Episode 25: Prison Break
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Prison, our final four prisoners were put through Chef's brutal challenge! Noah blew it on the first challenge, then Katie blew it on the second one. Courtney and Harold battled it out and ended up tying for invincibility, but we wouldn't let it happen since we knew what the votes were gonna be. In the end, it was both Harold and Katie who got eliminated due to the tie in votes. We're now down to the final two prisoners; Courtney and Noah. Those two have really given it their all this season! Anyways, today's the final challenge, all or nothing! And you're not gonna wanna miss a second of it on tonight's episode of Total Drama Prison!
Confessional:
Noah: I guess I'm pretty proud that I made it this far. But, honestly, I'm not sure I can beat Courtney. But I guess it's finally time to unleash my beast within.
Confessional:
Courtney: I knew I would make it to the final two. Like, duh! I just never expected Noah would make it this far, too. He's still going down, though.
Confessional:
Noah: The money would be amazing to have. And being able to grin Courtney into dust. But I'm in it to win it.
Confessional:
Courtney: Noah's been trailing off other's accomplishments all season. No one for him to piggy back on now.
Confessional:
Noah: I've been riding on the back of my alliance the whole way, which is how I made it this far. But now that I made it to the final two, I'm gonna have to try as hard as hard as I can for the million.
Confessional:
Courtney: I know Noah's weakness. He's too booksmart and not very athletic, which is good for me. I'll leave him in the dust.
Chris over intercom: Would our final two prisoners please meet me in the dining hall for breakfast?
Both leave their cells and go to the dining hall
Noah and Courtney sit at separate tables
Noah: So, what's on the menu for today, Chef?
Chef gives both a stack of pancakes the height of a door
Courtney: Holy cow!
Noah: What, did you expect Owen to make it this far again?
Chef: Nope. Just a reward for making it to the final two. Now eat up.
They both dig into the pancakes
Chris walks in
Chris: Congratulations on making it to the final two, guys. Wanna know what the final challenge is?
Both grunt and continue with their pancakes
Chris: Alright, I'll let you eat your fill. Then I'll tell you the final challenge.
Both, after about 15 minutes, polish off the stack of pancakes
Chris walks back in
Chris: Alright, prisoners. After a season of being stuck here, you're finally busting out!
Noah and Courtney: Yes!
Chris: Your final challenge is this; you will return to your cells which, at this very moment, our interns are upgrading to make it even harder to break out. Once you've broken out of your cell, you will try to elude our guards and Chef and make your way outside to the tool shed. If you're caught by a guard, you'll have to start the challenge back over. Once inside the tool shed, you'll get a shovel and go back outside behind some rocks next to it. Then dig up a hole underneath the wall and climb out. Then you will get on a motorcycle and ride it up the freeway towards the city. Once in the city, you will follow the arrows to the Aftermath Studio. First one through the studio doors wins Total Drama Prison. Sound simple enough?
Noah: Uh…
Courtney: If you're not up to it, you can just forfeit now and save me the trouble.
Noah stands up
Noah: No way am I giving up now.
Chris: Alrighty, then. See you at the Aftermath Studio. Return to your cells.
Both return to their cells and the guards lock the doors
Chris over intercom: Alright, finalists, your challenge begins as of now! Good luck!
Courtney rips off the stall door and chucks it at the cell door
The door breaks open and knocks out the guards
Courtney: That was easy.
Noah pulls out a plastic bookmark
Noah slides it through the lock of the cell doors
The door swings open
The guards come in front of him
Guard: Back to your cell, half pint.
Noah kicks the guard in the nuts, then grabs him and throws him into the other one
Noah: I've been waiting to do that to someone all season!
Noah runs to Duncan's cell
Noah pushes out the four blocks and jumps out the hole
Courtney runs out of her cell block and into the hallway leading to the dining hall
Three different guards one in front of each other appear
Guard: Halt! Back to your cell!
Courtney: Screw you!
Courtney runs and jump kicks the first, sending him into the other three and careening through the wall
Courtney exits the prison via the wall
Courtney makes a break for the tool shed
Noah kicks three more guards in the nuts as he runs to the tool shed
Courtney and Noah both grab the door knob at the same time
Courtney: Outa the way, shrimp!
Noah: Take your own advice, preppy!
Noah bitch slaps her, runs into the shed and slams the door
Courtney: Oh, you did not just-
A guard grabs Courtney's shoulder
Courtney grabs his arm and throws him through the prison wall
Noah opens the door and hits Courtney with it, then runs to the rock pile
Courtney runs in, grabs a shovel, then runs to the rock pile too
They both start digging as fast as they can
Courtney: I'm not gonna let you win, Noah! You don't have the skills to win!
Noah tosses the shovel aside
Noah: Screw the shovel.
Noah starts digging with his hands like a dog
Noah actually digs his hole faster than Courtney
Courtney digs up her tunnel and starts crawling through
Noah finishes through his tunnel and launches out of the ground outside the wall
Courtney punches out a hole at the end of her tunnel and crawls out
Noah and Courtney run for the motorcycles
Noah gets to his first and takes off
Noah turns his head back
Noah: See ya at the finish line, Courtney! I'll be the one with the million dollars!
Courtney: In your dreams, geek!
Courtney pops a wheelie and speeds ahead of Noah
Noah starts bumping into her
Courtney: Ha! Where'd you learn to drive?
Noah: At the Canadian School of Hard Nocks!
Noah rams the bike into Courtney's and sends her off into an exit ramp
Noah: Mwahahaha!
Courtney comes back up on the entrance ramp
Noah: Hahahaha…ha…haha…oh, man. I forgot about those kinda ramps.
Courtney: Yeah, and I forgot to play fair!
Courtney rams into Noah's bike, nearly making him spin out
Noah: It'll take more than that to take me down!
They both speed up
Courtney: I can see the city skyline!
Noah: I can see you about to lose!
Noah rams into her bike once more, sending her off the highway and into the ditch next to it
Noah: See ya, loser!
Courtney: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Courtney gets back on the bike and takes off after Noah
Noah turns his head back
Noah: Oh, crap! She's gaining on me! Gotta lose her!
Noah turns towards the wrong exit ramp and Courtney follows
Noah turns and ramps back onto the highway as Courtney goes down the exit ramp
Noah: Ha! Got rid of her this time!
Noah continues on
Courtney turns around and heads back up the ramp, then turns around again and follows Noah
Courtney: Man, he has a huge lead!
Courtney pops another wheelie but nearly spins out
Courtney: Ugh! That won't work this time! What am I going to do?
They both enter the city
Cops immediately start chasing Noah and Courtney
Courtney: What the heck are they after us for?
Noah: Well, they can't be mistaking us for Duncan, so this must be part of the challenge.
Noah goes through a narrow alleyway, followed by Courtney
The cop cars crash into each other trying to get through the alley
Noah comes out of the alley and turns left
Courtney does the same
Noah: I gotta lose this chick!
Noah looks over and sees a flatbed truck with a ramp
Noah drives up on the ramp and sails over the truck
Noah lands on the wheels, completely overtaking a street on the jump
Courtney tries to go through the street
A semi truck speeds through
Courtney drops down on the bike and skids right underneath the semi
Courtney goes under and comes back up on both wheels
Courtney: Ha! That all this city's got?
The cops finally catch up to them
Cop: You are under arrest!
Noah: No way am I going back to that prison! I don't want another season of this!
Courtney catches up to Noah
Courtney: We gotta lose the cops, otherwise, we won't be able to make it to the studio. So, truce?
Noah: Yeah. Only if we tie and share the money.
Courtney: No way!
Noah: You wanna argue with me over this, or ditch the cops and win half a million bucks?
Courtney thinks for a second
Courtney: Alright, fine. Now, what do we do?
Noah: I'm pretty sure we can go through another alley and get away from them that way. Come on.
Noah turns towards another alley and Courtney follows
The cars crash trying to fit in the alley again
Noah: Come on!
Noah turns out of the alley and Courtney follows
They stop in a studio parking lot
Noah: I'm outa gas!
Courtney: Me too!
20 police cars surround them
Even a helicopter with a search light comes
Cop: You are under arrest for driving without a license, speeding, evading police and destruction of property!
Courtney: No fucking way, coppers!
Courtney and Noah jump onto the hood of a squad car and leap off of it
They make a break for the studio doors
Paintball bullets fly by them
Noah: I knew it! They're not real cops!
Courtney: If Duncan comes out, there will be real cops!
They both see the studio doors
10 cops stand in front of the doors
Cops: Halt! Put your hands in the air!
Both come to a screeching halt
They are surrounded by the cops with their paintball guns pointed
Noah and Courtney grin at each other
Courtney kicks one in the face and Noah kicks one in the nuts
Courtney grabs the paintball gun and shoots five more
Noah grabs two paintball guns and lets out a barrage of paintballs
The cops start dropping like flies
Courtney grabs Noah by the air and swings him around
Noah keeps kicking the cops in their faces as he is swung around
Courtney stops swinging him
Noah: Now what about that helicopter?
Courtney fires a paintball up at it
It his the cockpit window
The pilot freaks out and crashes the helicopter in the parking lot
Courtney: Come on. Let's end the season in a tie.
Noah: Alright. Let's go.
They start running for the studio door
They both kick throw open the doors and cross the finish line at the exact same time
Trent: The winner of Total Drama Prison is…wait, it's a tie?
The rest of the cast groan
Noah: Yeah, that's right. It's a tie.
Chris walks in
Chris: Whoa! You really made a mess out there in the parking lot!
Heather: Who won?
Chris: Yeah, about that, we can't end the season in a tie. Plus we got one more episode left to do. So, all of the eliminated contestants from this season will vote for who they want to win next episode.
The eliminated contestants cheer
Chris: And, we'll have a special guest there with us.
Gwen: Who?
Chris: He was here last time. Answered a few questions. Ring a bell?
Gwen: Oh.
Courtney: So we tied for nothing?
Chris: Pretty much.
Noah: Great. That's just great.
Chris: Just be happy you were able to get a tie, Noah.
Noah: Meh.
Chris: Alright, then. Next time, we'll be interviewing the other eliminated contestants, get a few answers from our writer, Noveriak (who does not own anything Total Drama except the name of season 3, 4 and 5 of his series), and finally pick a winner. You're not gonna wanna miss a minute of it, coming up on Total Drama Prison!