NOOOO!!! MY LIFE IS SO WRONG!!! NINJAS ARE BETTER THAN SPARTANS!!! MY FIRST CHAPTER WAS DELETED!!! I GIGGLE LIKE KAKASHI WHENEVER I SEE SASUKE SHIRTLESS!!! THERE ARE SO MANY OC'S!!! I HAVEN'T STARTED MY PROJECT!!! I MUST MAKE THINGS RIGHT!!! I LOVE THIS CAPS LOCK BUTTON!!!
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Chapter 25
Enter Kira Misha
"It's so good to be home again!" I yelled, falling onto my bed. Asuka had moved in with Sasuke into the spacious Uchiha household. Yoshie moved in with Sakura.
"Do you ever feel alone Ryu?" He nudged me with his beak. "Not to be Sasuke-ish or emo, but life sucks." I rolled over on my stomach and buried my face in the covers.
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"So what's our new mission?" I asked Tsunade.
"Since you just got back, I think I'll give you an A rank mission. Let's see how well Orochimaru taught you."
"Just an A rank?" Asuka questioned.
"We completed a S rank mission, and under a month!" Yoshiro complained.
"Yes, but you're still Chunin. You just met the conditions for the mission."
"Fine, who's on our team?"
"You'll find out, meet at the torii gates at noon."
"Hai."
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"What's taking the rest of the team so long?" I complained loudly.
"I bet it's Kakashi-sensei. I don't think he's ever been on time in his whole life!" Asuka added. We heard a little poof.
"On the contrary Asuka, I was always on time when I was 12." Kakashi had popped out of nowhere, as usual. The only thing that wasn't usual, was the person he brought with him.
"HEY! You're the person who tried to stop me from getting to the Hokage's office!" Asuka pointed, recognizing the mysterious character.
"Yeah, sorry 'bout that misunderstanding. All of Konoha was under the impression that you really were the criminals! Even Shizune thought so!" The girl said apologetically.
"So, um… who are you?" Yoshie asked. Kakashi swallowed, I could tell that he was hoping that she wouldn't ask that.
"I'm Kakashi's little sister!" She exclaimed, punching Kakashi on the shoulder.
"You never told us you had a sister!" I shouted, clearly distraught that my "favorite" sensei didn't tell me he had any living relatives. "You said everyone you ever loved was dead!"
"I did say that. I don't love her. And do you think if I wanted to tell you that I had a sister, I would've told you that already?" He said, pulling out his book.
"Great, just what we need, another pervert. So, where's your book…?" Asuka gave the universal sign for 'do you mind continuing the sentence'. The girl cocked her hip and stuck her nose up in pride.
"Name's Kira Misha Hatake. And the only time I would ever even dream of touching those… those things is when I'm burning them!" She argued in utter disgust, underneath her mask you could see the shadows shift to an extent so that you could safely assume that Kira Misha's tongue was sticking out at Kakashi. Said sensei was sweat dropping.
"You know what?" Yoshie said, pulling a blade of grass from the ground, completely oblivious to what was going on. "Tsunade never told us what our mission was."
"Our mission is to retrieve a scroll from the Rice Country. It's an A rank because the scroll is highly valued by other shinobi. Fortunately, the Feudal lord who has possession over the scroll is expecting us." Kakashi stated lazily.
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"We'll set up camp over here," Kira Misha plopped her bag down in the clearing. "Yoshie will get some fruit and stuff, Kakashi will get some fish from the river, Asuka can get us some water and Electra will set up a fire!"
"What will you do?"
"I'll supervise!" What a lazy what-cha-ma-call-it.
A few minutes later…"I've got the fire going," I said, sitting down on my sleeping bag. Yoshie had brought back a whole lot of fruit, Kakashi some fish and Asuka brought a lot of water. Kakashi speared each fish with a stick and placed them around the fire. Looks like we're having fish tonight…
A few minutes later…The fish were ready and we were going to eat. Kakashi raised his fish to his mouth. My ninja instincts kicked in, and I could tell that Asuka's and Yoshie's had too. Higher. Higher. Kakashi's hand went to his nose and started pulling. Lower. Lower…
He turned to the side and started eating.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" I yelled. Kakashi turned around again.
The mask was on.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Asuka and Yoshie joined me with my yelling of the 'No's. Kira Misha pulled us away.
"You want to see Kakashi's face?" She asked, reaching into her weapons bag.
'Oh my gosh! She's got a picture!' That annoying, lovable voice squealed inside my head. She slowly pulled her hand out. More. More. More!
It was a kunai.
"Come here." She motioned for us to follow her back to the encampment. She sat by something that I saw was a rope. I noticed the dent in the berry basket. I saw the-
"Hey, Kakashi! The girls want to see your face!" Kira Misha went direct.
'Geez, thanks for beating around the bush…'"Oh they do? Oh well." He reached for another fish. "And you will not show them."
"Fine." Kira Misha pouted. A shadow clone appeared behind Kakashi and pulled his mask down. I saw only flashes of what happened.
I saw a lot of the skin of Kakashi's face.
I saw the kunai in Kira's hand slice the rope.
I saw berries launch out of nowhere.
Once everything was clear, it was hard not to laugh. Kakashi's eye was bugging out in the classic anime style. His hair was stained with blueberries and raspberries, as was the rest of him. The skins of the berries littered his face and that, combined with the juice, pulp and seeds of the fruit effectively hid his face in an almost perfect reproduction of his mask. His gravity defying hair hung around his face and it barely looked silver anymore.
Of course we laughed.
Kakashi just got up and left.
"Nice Kira Misha!" I high-fived her. We all laughed again. I stifled a giggle when Kakashi sat down again. Kira Misha grinned the troublemakers' grin.
'What's she gonna do this time?' I noticed that he was wet, probably washing himself off. I saw the food, which made me think of cheese, which made me think of yellow, which made me think of-
"Aaaaaarg!"
Lightning.
Yup, Kira Misha shocked Kakashi, who was wet. Could you help but laugh? Well maybe if you were Neji or didn't see it, but it was funny.
"What? I didn't show them your face!" Kira Misha laughed.
"Let's go now," Kakashi said, getting up to leave. We didn't even get to camp yet.
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"FINALLY! THE RICE COUNTRY!" I threw my hands up in the air and breathed in the Rice Countrian air. Guards suddenly surrounded us.
"State your business here," a tall, lanky one demanded, putting a spear against my stomach.
"The Hokage sent us. The feudal lord is expecting us," Kakashi said.
"Oh yeah," the other, fat one grinned, "He's expecting you alright, just not in a friendly way. He withdrew his spear to thrust it towards Kira Misha. She jumped and landed on the heavy spear.
"You guys are like the fucking Spartans, so predictable," she flicked a paper bomb on his forehead.
Boom.
His guts exploded around the area, the most graceful way to die. Kira Misha back flipped onto the shoulders of the other guard. She did a handstand on his head, and flipped down, kicking his head in the process. (1)
"Take this!" she unleashed a blinding jutsu.
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1 = Fave move from fave character in my fave fighting game!
Yeah, just review. And I would like KMH (Kira Misha Hatake) to stop "spamming" my review board? Onegai? Please? Or I will kill you? Well, I'm gonna beat you up later so…