Naruto: An Alternative Story
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or any of its characters, or Auron. Kishimoto owns Naruto, and Square Enix owns Auron. Well at least I own this fan fiction... that won't pay the bills... DAMMIT I WANT TO OWN NARUTO AND AURON!
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Hey, hey, hey, I'M BACK PEOPLE!!! After nearly a month away from all of you I am back, and ready to go with some new ideas!!!
Some of you may wonder 'where has this asshole been the entire time' well if you would be kind enough to read my Love Hina story, and my new Naruto one shot and you'll find out.
Now I do honestly apologize for the long wait, but I just needed a break from Naruto for a little while. But now that I've had a nice break, I'm energized and ready to write more NARUTO!!!
Let's get the review out of the way quickly so that we can get this story ready;
Leon Darksword- That's a good idea for an omake, I think I'll do that one. And Sarutobi's blackmail was something I came up with at the last minute actually, most of the time my ideas come to me as I write.
VFSnake- Hmmm... I'll think about it, but the stuff on Jiraiya was... a little outrageous.
Alex- I'll tell you how she'll react; she'll probably faint multiple times until she forgets.
Dragon Man 180- Breeding stock eh?
shika-kun49- Kenshin's appearance is still under consideration, but the possibility of him coming on this fic is low.
Now then, I'm considering skipping foward in time up to the Third Exam after a little bit, so don't worry about to many more filler chapters..
Alright then, so how 'bout we get started! I know you've all been waiting for what seems like forever see let's get on with the next chapter of NARUTO: AN ALTERNATIVE STORY!!!!!
Chapter 24: Days at the Tower Part 5
Last Time(s) on N: AAS
With Naruto
'DAMMIT, WHY AM I SUCH A PERVERT!' Naruto thought as he continued watching Hinata's sleeping form.
'But, I have to admit, she really is pretty...' Naurto thought as he continued watching her.
With Auron
"Ha! Lightweight! You can't hold your liquo..." Auron started shouting before he passed out. As they were blacked out a flash went off in the window.
With Haku
'She's so peaceful, she almost looks like an angel. Maybe I could sleep here for, maybe, an hour.' Haku thought as he closed his eyes and also fell asleep. Soon afterwards a flash went through the area and just as quickly as it appeared it disappeared.
And Now For Our Featured Presentation
Outside the Tower (About ... 3:00 In The Afternoon)
As the sun's rays began shining through the trees in the afternoon, like the ray of sunlight that peers through a hotel's cheap curtains, that for some God forsaken reason never close all the way, began shining in Haku's eyes. Haku began stirring as he threw his hand over his eyes and then fell fast asleep again. Soon the nearby door leading into the tower opened and Teuchi walking out, he looked around and saw Haku and Ayame, Ayame laying on top of Haku, on the ground. Teuchi stifled a laugh as he walked quietly back into the tower. As he entered he began jumping up and down with tons of vigor.
"YES!!! THEY HAVE SLEPT TOGETHER!!! NOW I AM ASSURED TO HAVE GRAND KIDS!!!" Teuchi shouted as he forced his hands over his mouth and began running back to the kitchen. If he knew ninjas as well as he thought he did, then Haku should be waking up to that sound very soon. And Teuchi was right, Haku's ears twitched a little bit as he stirred and opened his eyes. He looked around and tried to take in the time of day. He noted that it was about somewhere in the afternoon. He tried to sit up, but noticed a weight, a light weight albeit, but a weight none the less, on top of his body.
Haku looked down to see Ayame still on top of him. Haku began to remember what had transpired earlier and began blushing lightly as he stroked her hair lightly. As he did Ayame began stirring and Haku pulled his hand, like a bat out of hell, away from Ayame's hair as she opened her eyes. When Ayame did open her eyes she looked up to see Haku, blushing lightly as he looked at her. Ayame smiled and blushed lightly as she looked at her Haku.
"Hello Ha-Haku." Ayame said as she yawned. "What time is it?" She asked as she began pushing herself off Haku's chest and moved over to the ground next to him.
"Well hello to you too Ayame. As for the time... its around 3:00 in the afternoon..." Haku said as his eyes widened. "3:00 in the afternoon!!!" Haku shouted as he jumped up. "We've been asleep for that long?!" Haku said as Ayame stood up and layed a hand on his shoulder.
"Haku (yawn) it's okay... I don't think father would mind." Ayame said as Ayame yawned. Haku looked down and then his face looked at her with a weird look.
"I don't think your father would mind, afterall all he basically wants us to do is have kids." Haku said with a raised eyebrow and a light blush as Ayame tapped her chin.
"Oh yeah..." Ayame said as she also began blushing and looking up at Haku. "Then what are you worried about?" Ayame asked Haku with a slightly worried look.
"With the Third Stage of the Exams coming up I was hoping to get some training in..." Haku said as Ayame held put her finger on his lips and smiled at him.
"You train a lot Haku, and you're strong, but because of your training and missions we haven't had much time together." Ayame said as she put her hands on her hips, remembering a tip one of her friends gave her. "And would taking some time away from your busy schedule to spend with me be such a bad thing." Ayame said as she smiled swayed her hips, making Haku blush crazily. Haku couldn't speak at the moment so he simply shook his head left and right. Ayame smiled as she entwined her arm with Haku's. "Good then let's go back inside." Ayame said as she and Haku began walking back to the tower door, arm in arm.
Haku simply walked along and thought one singular thought over and over again. 'Must... not... be perverted... keep little buddy... under control...' Haku thought as he tried to keep his third arm under control. They continued walking as they entered the tower and walked back into the eating area/mess hall area. Ayame let go of Haku's arm and smiled at him as she ran back to the kitchen part of the dinning area. Haku watched and then saw Teuchi, he faltered a bit under Teuchi's gaze. Then Teuchi smiled at him and even winked at him as he gave him the thumbs up. Haku blushed as he began walking away from the dining area, and out a different door of the tower, leading to an empty fieldish area, with a small pond in it.
Haku sighed as he stepped out onto the water and began taking some deep breaths. Haku then flashed through a few seals as some of the water began rising out of the water, and solidified into the shape of several ice senbon. He took the ice senbon between his fingers and then took careful aim at a perfectly innocent tree a few feet away. He grinned lightly as he looked at the tree. Then suddenly a sweat drop appeared on the back of the tree as Haku began throwing ice senbon towards the tree.
Inside the Secret Dojo (3:30 In the Afternoon)
Naruto and Sarutobi were watching over Hinata's body, she was still out cold from the previous incident. There were a few times that she woke up, but as soon as she saw Naruto she lit up and fainted again. This process repeated several times over the past few hours. And now Sarutobi and Naruto were waiting for it to repeat again, waiting for Hinata to awaken, and then faint again. Naruto stared for a while before turning to Sarutobi and looking at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Hey, old man." Naruto said as Sarutobi turned towards him.
"Yes Naruto, what is it?" The Hokage asked as he turned to the blonde shinobi beside of him.
"Why does Hinata constantly faint?" Naruto asked as Sarutobi turned his head upward. He began tapping his chin as he began to think whether or not Naruto whould hear it from him, or from Hinata. Sarutobi turned to Naruto and smiled.
"Well Naruto that is something you will have to find out for yourself." Sarutobi said as Naruto pouted.
'It would be better for her to tell him anyway.' Sarutobi thought as he took a drag from his pipe. All of a sudden the door flew open, and Naruto and Sarutobi turned to see a few Jonin standing outside of the door breathing heavily.
"Sir... we just recieved news that Auron has awaken sir." One of the Jonin said as he panted.
"Is that so?" The aged Hokage said in false ignorance as he stood up all of the way.
"Yes sir, we recieved this information from the cook who volunteered at this place, Teuchi." The next Jonin said as Sarutobi approached the door.
"Is he well enough to be able to talk to us about Orochimaru?" Sarutobi said as he reached the door and stood in front of the Jonin.
"We were not told that sir, but it would be worth checking out." The last Jonin said as he looked at the old man. "After all, any information on Orochimaru is better than none." The Jonin said as Sarutobi nodded as the Jonin ran off and he began walking out he door. But before he closed it he turned around to Naruto.
"Naruto, for now I would like you to stay here and watch Hinata for me" Sarutobi said with a smile as Naruto nodded and he closed the door. Naruto turned to Hinata and got a cocky grin on his face.
"That old man has nothing to worry about, I'm Naruto Uzumaki afterall! Nothing will happen while I'm on watch." Naruto shouted, making his job sound so much more important than it was. He stood there and watched Hinata intently, he wouldn't stop until she woke up!
Five Minutes Later
Naruto layed on the floor, a couple feet away from Hinata, with a desperate, and disgruntled look on his face. "Boooorrred..." Naruto moaned out as he layed on the floor, him facing away from the Hyuga heiress that was still only a couple feet away from him. "Man, now I know that I could never be a body guard... this is sooooooooooo boring..." Naruto whined as he stared at the ceiling, he almost looked like Shikamaru staring at the clouds.. well except for him whining every few seconds. Naruto sighed a little bit before talking again.
"Well the old man wanted me to do this, so I might as well do it." Naruto said as he sighed and rolled onto his side, his first sight was Hinata, only about six inches away from him. Naruto was about to scream from shout, but he covered his mouth with his hands in time to stop that. Naruto stared for a few minutes before backing away a few feet from Hinata. His hands still holding his mouth shut, only they had a little blood dripping in between his fingers. When Naruto was a 'safe' enough distance from Hinata he let go of his mouth and let out a sigh of relief.
"Man that was... unexpected..." Naruto said as he sat down again. "Did she get over there while I was busy being bored or something." Naruto said, still in a bit of shock from the incident.
'Had you gone foward instead of bakwards you could've...' Naruto's perverted side said as he began beating his head.
"NOOOO!!! I will not let you put those kind of thoughts into my head!!!" Naruto said as he repeatedly beat his head.
'Alright, if your not going to listen to your own thoughts, I'll have to come out there!' Naruto's perverted side said as he froze momentarily.
"Say wha?" Naruto said as there was a plume of smoke appearing on his left shoulder. As the smoke cleared he saw a chibifiedJiraiya and Auron standing there on his shoulder. "JIRAIYA!? AURON!!?! You're my perverted thoughts!?!!" Naruto shouted as he looked at the two chibi versions of his teachers/close friends.
"Why yes we are Naruto!" Chibi Jiraiya shouted as he struck a pose.
"Who else do you think it would be?" Chibi Auron said as he looked up.
"Why do you two want me to be a pervert!!" Naruto shouted at the two chibi people on his left shoulder.
Chibi Jiraiya sighed as he looked at Naruto. "Naruto I won't be alive forever so..." Chibi Jiraiya said as he pulled out all of the copies of Make Out Paradise. "When I'm gone I want you to take over Make Outaism for me!!!" Chibi Jiraiya shouted as Naruto face vaulted onto the floor.
"YEAH RIGHT! Like I would write porn Jiraiya!" Naruto said as he turned his attention to Auron. "And what about you?" Naruto asked as Chibi Auron, who shrugged his shoulders at Naruto's questions.
"I'm just here because I'm bored." Chibi Auron said making a sweat drop appear on the back of Naruto's and Chibi Jiraiya's heads. Then all of a sudden another plume of smoke appeared, only this time on Naruto's right shoulder. And this time Sarutobi, in his Kage robes, and Haku appeared on it in chibi form.
"The hell?" Naruto said as he saw the two chibified versions of the Hokage and Haku standing on his shoulder.
"Naruto, you must not give into those perverts will, they will make you an even bigger pervert than the both of them combined!" Chibi Sarutobi said as chibi Haku nodded.
"He's right Naruto, do not give in to the power perverted side." Chibi Haku said as chibi Jiraiya began laughing.
"You fools! Don't you see, the power of the pervert side is far more powerful than your power!" Chibi Jiraiya said as chibi Auron stepped foward.
"He's correct. In fact the power of the pervert is strong in Naruto." Chibi Auron said as he stood firmly on Naruto's shoulder.
"NO IT ISN'T!!!" Naruto shouted as the other chibi people on his right shoulder nodded.
"He is correct, Naruto is not meant to be a pervert like you Jiraiya!" Chibi Sarutobi shouted as he jumped on top of Naruto's head.
"Oh yeah old man!?" Chibi Jiraiya shouted as he too jumped on top of Naruto's head. Chibi Sarutobi and Chibi Jiraiya glared at each other. Then they lept foward towards each other, and as they met a giant swirling cloud appeared on Naruto's head.
"OW! Hey don't, OW, that hurt someone bit meeooow!" Naruto shouted as the chibis battled on his head. Meanwhile chibi Auron and chibi Haku were fighting it out on one of Naruto forearms. Chibi Auron swung his sword at chibi Haku, but chibi Haku blocked the sword with his senbon, but was sent back a few feet by the force of chibi Auron's blow. Chibi Auron stood striaght up as he looked at chibi Haku.
"Chibi Haku, you are wasted on their side, I can feel it, that on the inside, you are a pervert! I know this because... you have a girlfriend!" Chibi Auron said as he clenched his fist. "Join us chibi Haku, and we will be unstoppable!" Chibi Auron said as chibi Haku only sneered at him.
"Nice try you cannot trick me, I am not a pervert! I am nothing like you! And leave Ayame out of this!" Chibi Haku shouted as chibi Auron began walking foward.
"No chibi Haku you are wrong, you are almost exactly like me for you see..." Auron said as he stopped within three feet of chibi Haku. "I AM YOUR FATHER!" Chibi Auron shouted as chibi Haku dropped his senbon.
"NO! IT CANNOT BE TRUE!!!" Chibi Haku shouted as chibi Auron got within a foot of him.
"You're right, its not true." Chibi Auron said as he cut off chibi Haku's right hand with his sword. As chibi Haku's hand fell he reached over the side of Naruto's forearm and tried to reach for it.
"NOOOOOO..." Chibi Haku began yelling until he noticed he was reaching with his stub of right hand, so then he began reaching with his left as he cleared his throat. "OOOOOOOOOOO!!!" He finished yelling as he stood up and picked up some senbon in his left had. "YOU BASTARD!!!" He shouted as he jumped on top of Auron and another swirling cloud appeared on Naruto's forearm. Suddenly the violence on Naruto's head stopped as the cloud cleared to reveal chibi Sarutobi, in his battle armor, going through hand seals for a jutsu, and chibi Jiraiya, looking scared as hell.
"Take this! Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Missle!" Chibi Sarutobi shouted as he blew a giant stream of fire in the shape of a dragon from his mouth and hit Jiraiya, and Naruto's hair right on. As it hit Naruto's hair went up in flames.
"MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" Naruto shouted as he ran out of the dojo, down the hall of the tower, and into a restroom. We hear the sound of water running and a fire being put out, as three sighs of relief could be heard shortly after. As Naruto ran back to the dojo we saw a scorched chibi Sarutobi and chibi Jiraiya, who was growling at the chibi Hokage.
"YOU DAMN BASTARD YOU BURNT OFF MY HAIR!" Chibi Jiraiya shouted as we saw that indeed he was now bald, but luckily for Naruto, his hair looked... okay... the scorch marks in it could probably be taken care of the Kyuubi. Chibi Jiraiya went through several hand seals before... "Anti-balding Jutsu (Something from N: ACIT)!" Chibi Jiraiya shouted as his hair grew back to its normal length. Chibi Jiraiya then gave Chibi Sarutobi a glare that sent shivers up his and Naruto's spines. "NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT OLD MAN!!!" Chibi Jiraiya shouted as he lifted his hand a couple inches above his waist and a spiraling sphere of chakra began to form in it.
"RASENGAN!!! Chibi Jiraiya shouted as the sphere of chakra was completed and then he jumped up, and then rammed the Rasengan into the top of Sarutobi's head, sending him into the top of Naruto's head. Naruto shouted in pain before. Naruto suddenly felt a ton of pain in his lower region. Naruto looked down and saw chibi Haku and chibi Auron, with chibi Haku throwing senbon at chibi Auron, while chibi Auron hid behind his... well you know. Naruto just about had it, between the fight on his head, and the fight on his... other head... he was sick and tired of it!
"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" He shouted as all of the chibis stopped fighting and looked at him. "YOU ALL ARE OUTTA HERE!!!!" Naruto shouted as he; flicked chibi Auron off his private area, and while chibi Haku was pointing with his left hand and laughing Naruto picked him up by his shirt and threw him into a support beam of the dojo. Naurto then slapped his head, crushing chibi Jiraiya and chibi Sarutobi. He lifted up his hand, and two very flat chibis fell off his head and onto the floor. They all then disappeared in a poof of smoke.
Naruto sighed as he sat in the dojo. Then suddenly he heard something. "Ummmm... Na-Naruto." He heard from his side, he turned to see Hinata sitting beside him. She was staring at him, albeit with a blush on her face, like he was a crazed maniac. "What are you doing?" Hinata asked us Naruto began blushing and becoming very flustered.
"We-well you see Hinata, there were these chibi versions of Auron, Haku, the old man, and..." Naruto said as he shut up in time to not say Jiraiya's name. "Anyway, they were fighting all over my body, and then I got sick of them, so I..." Naruto started saying as he saw Hinata staring in total disbelief at him. "You think I'm insane don't you?" Naruto asked as Hinata shook her head.
(And remember kids, don't do crack)
"Oh no! No-not at all Na-Naruto..." Hinata said as she just tried to imagine a way for Naruto to be sane, despite the totally insane story he just told her. She just figured he must've been drowsy and in a way similar to sleep walking, dreamt up the figments. She nodded at this, highly unlikely, but reasonable never the less. She smiled at her crush. "I-I don't think that at a-all Na-Naruto." Hinata said making Naruto grin widely. Hinata then stood up and walked to the changing room. "I'm sorry Naruto, but I should go now." Hinata said as Naruto nodded.
Hinata walked into the changing room and began changing, Naruto looked away from it, just in case. As Hinata walked out she blushed lightly and then left the room. Naruto then went into the changing room, and changed into his normal jacket. Naruto walked out of the changing room and then decided to go pay Auron a visit, afterall he didn't have too much to do till Sarutobi gave him his new jutsu. So Naruto walked out of the dojo, and began walking through the tower's halls.
Hospital Room (4:15 In the Afternoon)
Auron began coming to has he felt the worst hangover coming on. He held his head as he opened his eyes, his vision still incredibly blury. As Auron tried to clear his vision up he sat up. He looked around for Anko only to feel something on his lap, he looked down to see Anko's head resting on his lap. He held his head as he remembered the events of a few hours ago. His head was still pounding as he sat there, trying to rearrange his thought patterns. As he did the only thought at the moment was that if anyone were to walk in that it would be incredibly difficult to explain the situation.
He shook Anko a couple times, hoping to wake her up before someone walked in. He shook her a few more times till she began stirring. He kept on shaking till she moaned and lifted her head up, holding it because she apparently had a worse hangover than he did. She shook her head a few times before reaching into her kunai pouch, and pulled out a bottle of aspirin. She took two aspirins out of the bottle... and then shoved the rest of the apirin in the bottle into her mouth. Auron just sat there, staring at the sight before him.
'Hmm... must've been a huge hangover...' Auron thought as he stared at Anko as she swallowed all of the aspirin in her mouth at once. She coughed a few times before stretching her hand out, with the two aspirin in it.
"Here want some?" Anko asked as Auron nodded and took the two aspirin and through them into his mouth. He swallowed and then looked at her, she still held her head a little, the aspirin not taking and immediate effect like the bottle said it would. "So, you hungry or somthing." She said holding on tightly to her head. Auron shook his head left and right as she nodded and leaned back in her chair. Suddenly the door flew open as several Jonin, ANBU, and Sarutobi walked into the room.
Auron looked around and noticed that ten of the ANBU were throwing a bit of killer intent at him. He smirked knowing that those were the ANBU tha the beat those years ago. Suddenly Sarutobi cleared his throat as everyone looked at him, and then he looked at Auron. "Auron, good to see you're awake, we thought that it would take you much longer than that to awaken." The aged Hokage said as he smiled at Auron. Auron simply nodded at Sarutobi as he took a drag of his pipe. "Now then Auron, do you mind if we ask you a couple of questions?" Sarutobi asked as he sat in a chair next to Auron.
"Not at all Lord Hokage." Auron said as he straightened up in bed.
Sarutobi nodded and took a deep drag of his pipe. "Very well then." Sarutobi said as he sighed. "We want to ask you some information about your meeting with Orochimaru, we want as many details as you can give us about him. Jutsus, new techniques, weapons, if he was wearing a ninja headband tell us what the symbol was." Sarutobi said as Auron nodded and began looking up at the ceiling. After a few minutes he lowered his head and turned it to Sarutobi.
"That man... Orochimaru, he put up one hell of a fight." Auron said as he stared at the Hokage through his glasses. "He was able to summon snakes out of his sleeves, and they even came out of his mouth." Auron said making some of the ninja in the room to almost throw up in their mouth at that thought. "He didn't even use seals to do it." Auron said as Sarutobi nodded. "That was basically it for jutsu, as far as I know. His only weapon he used was a long sword... Kusanagi he called it. To get it he opened his mouth, one snake came out, it opened its mouth, and the sword came out of it." Auron said as this time several ninja threw up.
"We fought for a while, we were pretty much fighting on an equal level." Auron said shocking many of the ninja, meanwhile the ten ANBU that he defeated were completely unfazed. "That was, until, he found out about my healing ability. Then he used some kind of attack that caused some kanjis, surrounded in fire, to appear on his finger tips. He then slammed them into my stomach, I basically blacked out after that." Auron said as the Hokage nodded and took a drag of his pipe. "And the weirdest thing is..." Auron said as he lowered his head. "If he is as old as he's supposed to be... he didn't look it at all..." Auron said as Sarutobi raised his eyebrow.
"What do you mean?" Sarutobi asked as Auron raised his head.
"He didn't look a day over twenty, maybe twenty-seven..." Auron said as Sarutobi's eyes widened to almost dish sized proportions.
'Could he have finished...' The Hokage began thinking until he was shaken by a Jonin.
"Lord Hokage, are you alright?" The Jonin asked as Sarutobi only nodded and looked back to Auron.
"Thank you Auron, this information will help us greatly..." Sarutobi said as he stood. "Everyone, we must head back to the meeting room... we must discuss a new strategy..." Sarutobi said as he began walking.
"Wait." Auron said as Sarutobi turned around to face him. "There was one more thing." Auron said as Sarutobi raised an eyebrow. "He was wearing a headband with the symbol of a musical note on it, I believe the symbol of the Hidden Sound Village." Auron said as Sarutobi's eyes widened once again. Sarutobi turned and faced the door.
"Thank you Auron, this information... will surely help..." Sarutobi left the room, as well as every other ninja, except for Anko, all of them shaken by the last piece of news. After everyone left Naruto walked in, looking over his shoulder to watch all of the ninja leave behind him, and then walked foward to Auron, giving him a smile.
"Hey Auron, you're looking better." Naruto said while flashing his fox grin at Auron and Anko.
"Yes, I feel better too, thank you Naruto." Auron said as Naruto nodded and took a seat beside Auron.
"Well that's good news Auron." Naruto said as he looked at Anko. "I'm suprised you two aren't trying to gut each other like fish." Naruto said making Anko and Auron laugh lightly.
"Well that was before kid, I actually got to know him pretty well." Anko said as Naruto flashed a cocky grin.
"Yes..." Naruto said as he fished a couple of photos out of his pocket. "you two have gotten to know each other very well haven't you two?" Naruto said as he threw the pictures onto Auron's lap. Auron and Anko looked at the pictures, and then blushed an incredibly deep color of read. Anko put her hands on her cheeks while Auron started sputtering out excuses, and gibberish. "Now then Auron... I want you to give me... that piece of blackmail or else I will release these pictures all across the Konoha news." Naruto said with a little venom in his voice.
Auron started sputtering out even more nonsense, before he took a deep breath, and then sighed it out. "Anko take the envelop out of my coat pocket over there and give it to me." Auron said as Anko only nodded, embarrassed beyond anyone's comprehension. She reached into Auron's pocket and then pulled out the envelop. She walked over to Auron and threw the envelop onto his lap. Auron opened the envelop and pulled out the picture inside. Anko took a look at the picture and began laughing her ass off, her embarrassed blush completely gone, and rolling around on the floor.
Auron handed the picture to Naruto, and while Naruto looked at the picture and then looked up from it. "Both of them..." Naruto said as Auron sighed and pulled out the second picture out of the envelop. He handed it to Naruto as well, and then as Naruto looked at it he smiled at Auron as he gave his pictures of him and Anko to him. "Well thank you Auron, I hope you have a nice day..." Naruto said as he backed up behind the door. "WITH YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND!!" Naruto shouted as he ducked behind the door to avoid the kunai and glasses of sake that were thrown to hit him.
After a minute Auron and Anko calmed down and looked at each other, they turned away as they blushed intensely. "May-maybe I shouldn't see you till tomorrow." Anko said as Auron nodded, and she walked out of the door. Auron then sighed and looked up at the ceiling again. As he took off his glasses, we see that his eyes have a look of slight confusion on them.
"Marika..." Auron said as he sighed and closed his eyes.
Team 7's Room
Naruto walked into the room saved for team 7, he took a few steps and saw that the entire room was empty. Everyone must've been out training, or in Sakura's case probably using thousands of hair care products for her hair. Naruto walked beside his bed and saw that there was a scroll with the Hokage's seal on it. Naruto smirked as he picked up the scroll and opened it.
Dear Naruto,
Due to a series of meetings that will be taking place over the next few days, I will not be able to teach you the jutsu directly. I would like to tell you how sorry I am for this slight inconvenience. To make it up to you
I have included a scroll for a jutsu inside a seal at the end of this message. The seal can only be activated by the tape, in which you recorded our... discussion earlier on it, being placed on top of the seal. After the seal gives you the scroll, this scroll will erupt in flames, along with the blackmail.
Sorry for the trouble,
The Third Hokage.
Naruto smirked as he unrolled more of the scroll, and found the seal that Sarutobi had written about. He took a tape out of his coat pocket and placed it on top of the seal. The seal began shining white, and then the tape disappeared. Then after a while the seal began glowing a yellow color... and then... it blew up in his face. Naruto blinked a few times as he coughed up some smoke, after a while he noticed a small note on the floor among all of the pieces of burnt scroll paper. He picked it up and began reading it.
P.S.
Don't ever try to punk a Kage Naruto, or else you'll be sorry.
Naruto sighed as he threw the note away, he was so, so close... oh well, he would just have to get the old man back someday...
Naruto took off his jacket and threw it on the floor, and then layed down on his bed. He layed there for a while before feeling his eyes grow heavier, and heavier, and heavier... until they closed completely, and he fell asleep, almost immediately...
Well know, for some reason this chapter doesn't feel like it was as good as my others... hmmm, going to have to fix that with the next chapter.
Anyway there'll be a time skip to the Third Stage of the Chunin Exams, so no more filler chapters after this one. Now then for those of you thinking 'Why the hell did he do that at the end?' well I actually got that idea after watching an episode of MTV's 'Punked'! And for the penis jokes, I watched 'Clerks 2' on DVD...
So sorry if this chapter was not up to snuff, I'll try harder next chapter if it is not up to date.
Everyone, please check out my new stories, the oneshot and the Love Hina one, if you would, see ya!!!