Title: Useless
Pairings/Characters: Jack/Ianto, Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Warnings: None really.
Summary: Jack and Ianto are arguing (Dialogue only).
Author Notes: This prompt really annoyed me. Seriously what do you write for Torchwood plus a pair of pink Wellies!? So I am hoping this is funny *Crosses Fingers*
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Torchwood, I could use a gorgeous Welsh man with damn fine coffee…
"No Jack."
"Why not?"
"Because it's ridiculous!"
"That's a stupid reason."
"No!"
"But…"
"How many times do you want to hear the word 'no'?"
"…What if I did that thing where I…"
"No!"
"But we could use it, you know we could."
"Honestly? What the hell for!?"
"What it was made for!"
"Jack it's stupid."
"No, it's conventional."
"No it isn't."
"You know it is."
"You're not going to win this one."
"Yes I will, Jack Harkness always wins."
"Prepare to lose."
"…You've yet to give me a good reason."
"Because it's stupid on oh so many levels."
"Come on Yan. Please?"
"…"
"…"
"Don't you look at me like that."
"Like what?"
"Stop grinning like a fool Jack."
"I can persuade you. You will cave."
"Jack we're not buying pink Wellingtons for everyone!"