CHAPTER XXIV

EPISODE IN ESPADANA'S LIFE.

The festival was over. The citizens found, just as every year, that

their treasury was poorer, that they had worked, perspired, and stayed

up nights without enjoying themselves, without acquiring new friends,

and in a word, had paid dearly for the noise and their headaches. But

it did not matter. The next year they would do the same thing, and

the same for the coming century, just as had always been the custom

to the present time.

Enough sadness reigned in Captain Tiago's house. All the windows were

closed; the people scarcely made a noise, and no one dared to speak

except in the kitchen. Maria Clara, the soul of the house, lay sick

in her bed.

"What do you think, Isabel? Shall I make a donation to the cross of

Tunasan or to the cross of Matahong?" asked the solicitous father

in a low voice. "The cross of Tunasan grows, but that of Matahong

sweats. Which do you think is the most miraculous?"

Isabel thought for a moment, moved her head and murmured: "To grow-to

grow is more miraculous than to sweat. We all sweat, but we do not

all grow."

"That is true, yes, Isabel, but bear in mind that for wood to sweat

when it is made into the leg of a chair is no small miracle. Well,

the best thing to do is to give alms to both crosses, so that neither

will feel resentful, and Maria Clara will recover more quickly. Are

the rooms in good order? You know that a new senor comes with the

doctors, a relative of Father Damaso by marriage. It is necessary

that nothing be lacking."

The two cousins, Sinang and Victoria, were at the other end of the

dining-room. They had come to keep company with the sick Maria. Andeng

was helping them clean up a tea service in order to serve tea.

"Do you know Doctor Espadana?" asked Maria Clara's foster sister,

directing her question to Victoria.

"No!" replied the latter. "The only thing that I know about him is

that he charges very dearly, according to Captain Tiago."

"Then he ought to be very good," said Andeng. "The one who performed

the operation on the stomach of Dona Marta charged a big price,

but he was very wise."

"You goose!" exclaimed Sinang. "Not all who charge high prices are

wise. Look at Doctor Guevara. He did not know how to aid a woman in

childbirth, but after cutting off the child's head, he collected one

hundred pesos from the widower. What he did know was how to charge."

"What do you know about it?" her cousin asked, giving her a jab with

her elbow.

"Why shouldn't I know about it? The husband, who is a wood-sawyer,

after losing his wife, had to lose his house also, for the Alcalde was

a friend of the doctor's and made him pay. Why shouldn't I know? My

father loaned him money so that he could make a trip to Santa Cruz."

A coach stopped before the house and cut off all the conversation.

Captain Tiago, followed by Aunt Isabel, ran downstairs to receive

the new arrivals. They were the doctor, Don Tiburcio de Espadana, his

wife, Doctora Dona Victorina de los Reyes de de Espadana; and a young

Spaniard. The latter had a sympathetic face and a pleasing appearance.

The doctora wore a silk gown, embroidered with flowers, and on her

hat, a large parrot half crushed among trimmings of red and blue

ribbons. The dust of the road had mingled with the rice powder on

her cheeks, strongly accentuating her wrinkles. She was leaning on

the arm of her lame husband.

"I have the pleasure to present to you our cousin, Don Alfonso Linares

de Espadana," said Dona Victorina, pointing toward the young man. "The

gentleman is a god-son of a relative of Father Damaso, and is private

secretary to all the ministers."

The young man bowed gracefully. Captain Tiago almost kissed his hand.

Dona Victorina was a woman of about forty-five summers, which,

according to her arithmetical calculations, was equivalent to

thirty-two springs. She had been pretty in her youth, but, raging over

her own beauty, she had looked with disdain on many Filipino adorers,

for her aspirations were for the other race. She had not cared to

entrust her little white hand to anybody, but this not on account

of lack of confidence on her part, for she had entrusted rings and

jewels of inestimable value to various foreign adventurers.

Six months before the time of the happenings of which we are writing,

she saw her beautiful dream realized, that dream of her whole life,

on account of which she had disdained all manner of flattery and even

the promises of love, which had been cooed into her ears, or sung

in serenades by Captain Tiago. Late, it is true, she had realized

her dream; but she knew well the proverb-"Better late than never,"

and consoled herself by repeating it again and again. "There is no

complete happiness on this earth," was her other favorite proverb, but

neither of these ever passed her lips in the presence of other people.

Dona Victorina, after passing her first, second, third and fourth youth

in fishing in the sea of men for the object of her dreams, had at last

to content herself with what fortune cared to give her. The poor little

woman, if she, instead of having passed thirty-two springs, had not

passed more than thirty-one-the difference according to her arithmetic

was very great-would have thrown back the prize which Destiny offered

her, and preferred to wait for another more in conformity with her

tastes. But, as the man proposed and necessity disposed it so, for she

needed a husband very badly, she was compelled to content herself with

a poor man, who had been driven by necessity to leave the Province

of Estremadura in Spain. He, after wandering about the world for six

or seven months, a modern Ulysses, found at last in the island of

Luzon, hospitality, money, and a faded Calypso, his better half-but

alas! a bitter half. He was known as the unhappy Tiburcio Espadana,

and, although he was thirty-five years old and seemed even older,

he was, however, younger than Dona Victorina, who was only thirty-two.

He had come to the Philippines in the capacity of clerk in the

custom house, but after all the sea-sickness of the voyage and

after fracturing a leg on the way, he had the bad luck to receive

his discharge fifteen days after his arrival. He was left without a

single cuarto.

Distrusting the sea, he did not wish to return to Spain without having

made a fortune. So he decided to devote himself to something. Spanish

pride did not permit him to do any manual labor. The poor man would

have worked with pleasure to have earned an honorable living, but the

prestige of the Spaniard did not permit this, nor did that prestige

provide him with the necessities of life.

At first he lived at the expense of some of his countrymen, but,

as Tiburcio had some self-respect, the bread was sour to him, and

instead of getting fat he grew thin. As he had neither knowledge of

any science, money nor recommendations, his countrymen, in order to

get rid of him, advised him to go to some of the provinces and pass

himself off as a Doctor of Medicine. At first, he did not like the

idea, and opposed the plan, for although he had been a servant in the

San Carlos Hospital, he had not learned anything about the science of

healing, his duty having been to dust off the benches and light the

fires, and, even in this work, he had served only a short time. But

as necessity was pressing him hard, and as his friends pointed out the

vanity of his scruples, he took their advice, went into the provinces

and began to visit the sick, charging as much for his services as

his conscience permitted. Later on he began to charge dearly and

to put a high price on his visits. On this account, he was at once

taken to be a great doctor and would probably have made his fortune,

had not the attention of the Protective Medical Society of Manila,

been called to his exorbitant charges and to his harmful competition.

Private citizens and professors interceded in his behalf. "Man!" said

the zealous Doctor C. in speaking of him. "Let him make his little

money. Let him make his little six or seven thousand pesos. He will be

able to return to his native land then and live in peace. What does

it matter to you? Let him deceive the unwary natives. Then they may

become smarter. He is a poor, unhappy fellow. Do not take the bread

from his mouth. Be a good Spaniard!"

Doctor C. was a good Spaniard and he winked at the matter. But when the

facts reached the ears of the people, they began to lose confidence in

him, and little by little Don Tiburcio Espadana lost his clientage,

and found himself almost obliged to beg for bread day by day. Then

it was that he learned from a friend of his, who was also a friend

of Dona Victorina about the position of that woman, and about her

patriotism and good heart. Don Tiburcio saw in her a bit of blue sky

and asked to be presented.

Dona Victorina and Don Tiburcio met. Tarde venientibus ossa, he would

have exclaimed if he had known Latin. She was no longer passable,

she was past. Her abundant hair had been reduced to a wad about the

size of an onion top, as the servants were wont to describe it. Her

face was full of wrinkles and her teeth had begun to loosen. Her eyes

had also suffered, and considerably, too. She had to squint frequently

when she cared to look off at a certain distance. Her character was

the only thing that had remained unchanged.

At the end of half an hour's conversation, they came to an

understanding and accepted each other. She would have preferred

a Spaniard less lame, less of a stammerer, less bald, one with

more teeth, one of more rank and social standing, or categoria,

as she called it. But this class of Spaniards never came to ask her

hand. She had heard, too, more than once that "opportunity is bald,"

and she honestly believed that Don Tiburcio was that very opportunity,

for on account of his dark days he had prematurely lost his hair. What

woman is not prudent at thirty-two?

Don Tiburcio, for his part, felt a vague melancholy when he thought

of his honeymoon. He smiled with resignation especially when he

called the phantom of hunger to his aid. He had never had ambition

or pretensions. His tastes were simple, his thoughts limited;

but his heart, untouched till then, had dreamed of a very different

divinity. In his youth when, tired by his day's labor, after a frugal

meal, he lay down on a poor bed, he dreamed of a smiling, affectionate

image. Afterward, when his sorrows and privations increased, the

years passed and his poetical dreams were not fulfilled, he thought

merely of a good woman, a willing hand, a worker, who might afford

him a small dowry, console him when tired from labor, and quarrel

with him from time to time. Yes, he was thinking of the quarrels as

a happiness! But when, obliged to wander from country to country,

in search no longer of a fortune, but of some commodity to sustain

his life for the remainder of his days; when, deluded by the accounts

of his countrymen who came from beyond the seas, he embarked for the

Philippines-then the vision of a housekeeper gave way to an image

of an arrogant mestiza, a beautiful native with large black eyes,

draped in silks and transparent garments, loaded with diamonds and

gold, offering him her love and her carriages.

He arrived in the Philippines and believed that he was about to

realize his dream, for the young women who, in silver-plated carriages,

frequented the Luneta and the Malecon, Manila's popular and fashionable

drives, looked at him with a certain curiosity. Later, when this

curiosity on their part had ceased, the mestiza disappeared from his

dreams, and with great labor he formed in his mind a picture of a

widow, but an agreeable widow. So it was that when he saw only part

of his dream taking on real form, he became sad. But he was somewhat

of a philosopher and said to himself: "That was a dream, but in the

world one does not live in dreams." Thus he settled all his doubts;

she wasted a lot of rice powder on her cheeks. Pshaw! When they were

once married he would make her stop that easily enough; she had many

wrinkles in her face, but his coat had more bare spots and patches;

she was old, pretentious, and imperious, but hunger was more imperious,

and still more pretentious; and then, too, he had a sweet disposition,

and, who could tell?-love modifies character; she spoke Spanish very

badly, but he himself did not speak it well; at least, the head of

the Customs department had so notified him in his discharge from his

position, and besides, what did it matter? What if she was old and

ridiculous? He was lame, toothless and bald. When some friend jested

with him, he would respond: "Give me bread and call me a fool."

Don Tiburcio was what is vulgarly called a man who would not harm a

fly. He was modest and incapable of conceiving an evil thought. He

would have made a good missionary had he lived in olden times. His

stay in the country had not given him that conviction of his

own superiority, of his own worth, and of his high importance,

which the larger part of his countrymen acquire in a few weeks

in the Philippines. His heart had never been able to conceive

hatred for anybody or anything. He had not yet been able to find a

revolutionist. He only looked upon the people as unhappy beings whom

it was fitting for him to deprive of a little of their wealth in order

to prevent himself becoming even more unhappy than they. When they

tried to make a case against him for passing as a doctor without a

proper license, he did not resent it, he did not complain. He saw the

justice of the case, and only replied: "But it is necessary to live!"

So they were married and went to Santa Ana to pass their honeymoon. But

on the night of the wedding Dona Victorina had a bad attack of

indigestion. Don Tiburcio gave thanks to God and showed solicitude

and care. On the second night, however, he conducted himself like an

honorable man, but on the day following, when he looked in the mirror

at his bare gums, he smiled with melancholy: he had grown ten years

older at least.

Dona Victorina, charmed with her husband, had a good set of front

teeth made for him, and had the best tailors in the city dress and

equip him. She ordered carriages and calesas, sent to Batangas and

Albay provinces for the finest spans of horses, and even obliged him

to make two entries in the coming horse races.

In the meantime, while she was transforming her husband, she did not

forget her own person. She laid aside the silk saya or Filipino skirt

and pina cloth bodice, for a dress of European style. She substituted

false curls in front for the simple hair dress of the Filipinos. Her

dresses, which fitted her "divinely bad," disturbed the peace and

tranquillity of the entire neighborhood.

The husband never went out of the house afoot-she did not want people

to see that he was lame. He always took her for drives through the

places most deserted, much to her pain, for she wanted to display

her husband on the drives most frequented by the public. But out of

respect for their honeymoon, she kept silent.

The last quarter of the honeymoon had just begun when he wanted to

stop her from using rice powder on her cheeks, saying to her that it

was false and not natural. Dona Victorina frowned and looked squarely

at his front set of teeth. He at once became silent, and she learned

his weakness.

She soon got the idea that she was to become a mother and made the

following announcement to all her friends: "Next month, we, I and

de Espadana are going to the Peninsula. [17] I don't want to have my

son born here and have them call him a revolutionist."

She added a de to her husband's name. The de did not cost anything

and gave categoria to the name. When she signed herself, she wrote

Victorina de los Reyes de de Espadana. That de de Espadana was her

mania. Neither the lithographer who printed her cards, nor her husband,

could get the idea out of her head.

"If I do not put more than one de in the name people will think that

I haven't it, fool!" said she to her husband.

She was talking continually about her preparations for the voyage

to Spain. She learned by memory the names of the points where the

steamers called, and it was a pleasure to hear her talk-"I am going

to see the sismus of the Suez Canal. De Espadana thinks that it is

the most beautiful, and De Espadana has seen the whole world."-"I

will probably never return to this land of savages."-"I was not

born to live here. Aden or Port Said would be more suitable for

me. I have always thought so since I was a child." Dona Victorina,

in her geography, divided the world into two parts, the Philippines

and Spain. In this she differed from the lower class of people in

Madrid for they divide it into Spain and America, or Spain and China,

America and China being merely different names for the same country.

The husband knew that some of these things were barbarisms, but he

kept silent so that she would not mock him and twit him with his

stammering. She feigned to be whimsical in order to increase her

illusion that she was a mother, and she began to dress herself in

colors, adorn herself with flowers and ribbons, and to walk through the

Escolta in a wrapper. But oh! what an illusion! Three months passed and

the dream vanished. By this time, having no fear that her son would

be a revolutionist, she gave up the voyage. She consulted doctors,

mid-wives and old women, but all in vain. To the great displeasure

of Captain Tiago she made fun of San Pascual Bailon, as she did not

care to run to any saint. On account of this a friend of her husband

told her:

"Believe me, Senora, you are the only espiritu fuerte (strong-minded

person) in this country."

She smiled without understanding what espiritu fuerte meant, but, at

night, when it was time to be sleeping, she asked her husband about it.

"Daughter," replied he, "the e-espir-espiritu most fu-fuerte that I

know-know about is a-a-ammonia. My fr-fr-friend must have be-been

us-using a figure of rhetoric."

From that time on, she was always saying, whenever she could, "I am

the only ammonia in this country, speaking rhetorically, as Senor N. de

N. who is from the Peninsula and who has much categoria, puts it."

Whatever she said had to be done. She had come to dominate her

husband completely. On his part, he offered no great resistance,

and was converted into a little lap dog for her. If he incommoded

her she would not let him go out for a drive, and when she became

really infuriated, she would snatch out his false teeth and leave him

a horrible-looking man for one or more days, according to the offense.

It occurred to her that her husband ought to be a Doctor of Medicine

and Surgery, and so she expressed herself to him.

"Daughter! Do you want them to arrest me?" he said, frightened.

"Don't be a fool. Let me arrange it!" she replied. "You are not going

to attend any one, but I want them to call you a doctor and me a

doctora, eh?"

And on the following day Rodoreda, a prominent marble dealer in Manila,

received an order for the following engraving on black marble: Dr. De

Espadana, Specialist in All Kinds of Diseases.

All of the servants had to give them their new titles, and, in

consequence of it all, she increased the number of her curls in

front, the layer of rice powder, the ribbons and laces, and looked

with more disdain than ever on the poor and less fortunate women

of her country, who had less categoria than she. Each day she felt

herself more dignified and elevated, and, following along this road,

in less than a year she would think herself of divine origin.

These sublime thoughts, however, did not prevent her from growing more

ridiculous and older each day. Every time that Captain Tiago met her

in the street and remembered that he had once made love to her in vain,

he would go at once to the church and give a peso for a mass as a thank

offering for his good luck in not marrying her. In spite of this,

Captain Tiago highly respected her husband, on account of his title

of "specialist in all kinds of diseases," and he listened with close

attention to the few phrases that he managed to stutter out. In fact,

it was on account of this title and the fact that the doctor did not

attend everybody, that the Captain chose him to attend his daughter.

As to the young man Linares, it is a different story. When she

was making ready for her voyage to Spain, Dona Victorina thought of

having an administrator from the Peninsula to look after her affairs,

for she did not trust Filipinos. Her husband remembered a nephew in

Madrid who was studying to become a lawyer, and who was considered

the smartest one in his family. They wrote to him, then, sending him

in advance money for the passage, and, when the dream was dispelled,

the young man was already on his way.

These are the three persons who had just arrived.

While they were eating their breakfast, Father Salvi arrived, and,

as the husband and wife had already met the friar, they presented

him to the young Linares, with all his titles. The young man blushed.

As was natural they spoke of Maria Clara. The young maiden was resting

and sleeping. They talked over the voyage. Dona Victorina showed her

verbosity by criticising the customs of the provinces, the nipa houses,

the bamboo bridges, without forgetting to tell the curate about her

friendship with the Commander of the Army, the Alcalde so and so,

Judge so and so of the Supreme Court, and with the governor of the

province, all persons of categoria, who had much consideration for her.

"If you had come two days before, Dona Victorina," replied Captain

Tiago during a short pause, "you would have met His Excellency,

the Governor General. He sat right there."

"What? How's that? Was His Excellency here? And in your house? A lie!"

"I tell you he sat right there. If you had come two days before-"

"Ah! What a shame that little Clara did not fall sick

before!" exclaimed she, in real sorrow. And directing herself to

Linares: "Do you hear, cousin? His Excellency was here! You see

De Espadana was right when he told you that we were not going to

the house of a miserable native. For you should know, Don Santiago,

that our cousin was a friend of all the Ministers in Madrid and all

the Dukes, and he dined in the house of Count del Campanario (belfry)."

"Duke de la Torre (tower), Victorina," said her husband, correcting

her.

"It amounts to the same thing. Do you think you can tell me that-"

"Would I find Father Damaso in town to-day?" interrupted Linares,

turning to Father Salvi. "They have told me that he is near here."

"He is, precisely, and will come here in a little while," replied

the curate.

"How glad I am! I have a letter for him," exclaimed the young man. "And

if it had not been for this happy chance which brought me here,

I would have come expressly to visit him."

"The happy chance-that is, Maria Clara-had, in the meantime

awakened."

"De Espadana!" said Dona Victorina, finishing her breakfast. "Are

we going to see little Clara?" And turning to Captain Tiago, "For

you only, Don Santiago; for you alone! My husband does not treat

anybody except people of categoria, and he even refuses some of

them! My husband is not like those about here-in Madrid he only

visited people of categoria."

They passed into the sick room.

The room was almost dark. The windows were shut for fear of a draught,

and the little light which illuminated the room came from the two

wax candles which were burning in front of an image of the Virgin

of Antipolo.

Her head wrapped up in a handkerchief, saturated in cologne water,

her body wrapped in wide folds of white sheets which outlined her

virginal form, the sick maiden lay on her bed of kamakon [18] among

jusi and pina curtains. Her hair, forming a frame around her oval

face, increased her transparent paleness, which was animated only

by her large eyes full of sadness. At her side were her two friends

and Andeng.

De Espadana felt of her pulse, examined her tongue, asked some

questions, and shaking his head seriously, said:

"Sh-sh-she is si-sick. But we-we-we can cu-cu-cure her."

Dona Victorina looked with pride at those around her.

"A li-lichen in mil-milk in the-the morning; syrup of marsh

marsh-mal-mallow, tw-o-two hounds'-hounds' tongue pi-pills,"

ordered De Espadana.

"Take courage, little Clara," said Dona Victorina, approaching her. "We

have come to cure you. I am going to present our cousin to you."

Linares was absorbed, contemplating those eloquent eyes which seemed

to be seeking some one, and he did not hear Dona Victorina call him.

"Senor Linares," said the curate, calling him out of his ecstacy. "Here

comes Father Damaso."

In fact, Father Damaso was coming, pale and somewhat sad. On leaving

his bed, his first visit was to Maria Clara. He was no longer the

Father Damaso that he had been, so robust and talkative. He now walked

along in silence and with unsteady footsteps.