A/N: Blame sudoku for this chapter, it was she who gave me the idea ; )
Lemonhead is one of the vegetarian cannibals from the Monkey Island games. I guess he wrote that book before he became a vegetarian…The tofu mask is from the games as well. I found it so, err, lovely that I couldn't resist mentioning it. Pirate: )
NAME: The cannibals of Pelegosto Island. We're doing this questionnaire together, and filling in all our names would take up too much space.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: On lovely Pelegosto Island, the Caribbean's latest holiday paradise. You should come and visit it, too – it has all you need, and you'll get a lovely feather duster, err, we mean, sceptre, all for yourself!
FAVORITE PASTIME: Cooking and playing miniature golf. Alright, so we lied about the miniature golf, but is that a reason to scowl at us like that?
FAVORITE BOOK: "Pirates – The Other White Meat" by Lemonhead of Monkey Island.
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Finding someone we can not only make our god, but can also help shuffle off his mortal coil. We just wanted to eat him because letting something go to waste just doesn't do!
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Seeing your Sunday roast run away...the kids were SO disappointed!
FAVORITE SMELLS: That's different for everyone of us, but we all agree that the smell of a pirate crew is NOT our favourite one!
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: It would be good if another East India Trading Company ship called soon, as the "coffee" stuff we found on the last one was pretty good!
FAVORITE FOODS: Pirate au vin, or, lacking that, Pirate au rhum.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: That depends on what you serve with it. Chocolate goes very well with pirates, and vanilla is just fine with their parrots!
STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Again, some of us find storms scary, and others don't. What we all find scary, though, is being exposed to the breath of our erstwhile god and Sunday roast…we're beginning to think that it wasn't so bad that he ran away after all…
FAVORITE DRINK: It used to be fruit juice, but many of us have been traumatized by what we call the Fruit Shish Kebap Incident.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: It would be nice if there was a law against people using paprika as deodorant!
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: We would like to have cool fruit masks, like our cousins on Monkey Island!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Some of us have, and some of us haven't. But we all love a nice barbecue!
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: The glass is half full, but, sadly, the paprika sprinkler is almost empty…
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: Having to order take-away pizzas each time our food runs away. It's not only that it gets annoying, but it's expensive as well!
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: Opening a choice speciality restaurant in the quaint little harbour town of Puerto Pollo, next to Blondebeard's Chicken Restaurant.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Being forced to wear silly tofu masks for our ceremonies.
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: We can't think of anything people should know about us, but we'd like them to know that pirates and sailors definitely fall under the heading of "seafood"!