Total Drama Insanity
Time for yet another chapter of Total Drama Insanity...in this chapter, the campers are going to participate in a Simon Says challenge...specifically, they're going to do whatever Blaineley tells them to do...unless of course she doesn't say Blaineley says...
If you're confused, Blaineley's going to explain the challenge like always...personally I think this challenge is going to be pretty simplistic though...
Chapter 25: Following Orders
"Welcome back to Total Drama Insanity. Now, what happened in the last episode again? For some strange reason I'm having a hard time remembering..." said Blaineley.
She began to scratch her head, thinking of what had happened in the last episode. Why exactly was it so hard to remember? Did she hit her head before putting the show back onto the air?
"Oh. Now I remember...in the last episode I made the campers participate in a Quidditch match...you know, from Harry Potter. Don't judge me...I don't really see why people are so against witchcraft...people keep calling me a witch when I'm not even magical...why do they keep doing that? They must be crazy or something..."
"Anyways...both teams spent their time putting Quaffles into the hoops, trying to prevent their opponents scoring, batting Bludgers away from their teams, and searching for the Golden Snitch. You know, like the game is usually played in the Harry Potter universe. What? Did you not think I read the books?"
"In the end, it was Tyler that spotted the Golden Snitch...but guess what? Lightning spotted it too! Tyler almost managed to capture it, but at the last second a Bludger hit him and caused to hit the ground and break his arm. Tough luck."
"Unsurprisingly, this allowed Lightning to capture the Golden Snitch and win the challenge...and because Tyler injured his arm, he ended up being shot out of the Cannon of Shame."
"And guess what else? The merge is almost here! Pretty soon this game is going to become a free-for-all...but before that there's going to be one last bonfire ceremony for one respective team...who's it going to be? Find out on this episode of Total...Drama...Insanity!"
Hope the theme song didn't get stuck in your head...
Mike and B were now the only two boys left in the Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Really Hot cabin. Considering the fact that B never actually talked, it was rather quiet in the cabin...Mike personally wondered if a conversation with him would work out.
Nonetheless, he decided to talk to him.
"It feels funny now that it's just you and me...this team sure has gotten small, hasn't it?" questioned Mike.
B nodded in agreement.
"It's not something we should really worry about that though...Blaineley said that it was not going to be long before the merge...still, I wonder whose going to be the final pre-merge boot? I personally hope that we can win the last challenge...in case you haven't noticed, we just lost for the third time in a row." he said.
B dropped his head sadly. They always seemed to do so well during challenges before...had their luck finally run out? Was there only going to be four of them left by the merge? If so, they might be in trouble. The remaining Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself members would probably team up and decide to pick them off one by one. Of course, he was just guessing.
"By the way, do you ever talk? Just wondering...you just don't seem to say much, that's all." he asked.
B pulled out a piece of paper and began to write on it.
"Hmm?" questioned Mike.
B then explained to Mike that he can talk, he just doesn't really have much to say to others.
"Oh...now I get it...I sure hope that you can find something to talk about soon you know...I'm starting to feel a little lonely." he said.
B wrote down on another piece of paper.
"Oh, you're sorry to hear that...well, fortunately, a bunch of boys will be moving in with us soon...so I don't think it's a big deal." said Mike.
B nodded his head again. It felt funny being alone with another camper in the cabin...of course, said camper was his friend, but it still felt rather unusual.
Confessional: When will B actually say something? We're waiting.
B: *he looks rather happy to have had a conversation with Mike, even if he didn't actually talk*
Mike: Just one more challenge until the merge...I hope that we can make it through...
Now for the girls, of course...you should know the pattern of this by now...of course, the pattern's going to break pretty soon...
As usual, Lindsay, Dawn, and Zoey were discussing what had happened in the last episode. Lindsay in particular was unhappy to see Tyler gone.
"I can't believe Tyler is gone...and it's all because he injured his arm...it's not fair!" said Lindsay.
"I see that you're finally getting his name right...you must be pretty close if you can remember his name so well." pointed out Zoey. "Personally I wonder if my boyfriend is going to get eliminated soon...this is the second couple on the show that has been split now...or third if you count Cody and Sierra."
"I personally hope that B isn't going to be eliminated in the next ceremony...it's a good thing that Heather is the only one here that would cheat someone out of the game at this point...I'm surprised that Scott and Alejandro went so quickly..." said Dawn.
"Apparently Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself realized what they were planning and got them booted out of the game as soon as possible." agreed Zoey.
"Wasn't Albert kicked out of the game after a plane fell on top of him? It sure looked like it hurt..." pointed out Lindsay.
"Well, in that case, we got lucky. Personally it's rather ironic considering the fact he spent the third season on a plane...of course, considering all the wrongdoings he did on World Tour, maybe it's karma." said Dawn.
"Didn't you predict that horrible accident would happen? I'm starting to wonder if you're psychic." inquired Zoey.
"As a matter of fact, maybe I am. Personally I wish that I would predict something positive would happen for a change... I actually feel kind of weird..." stated Dawn.
"I don't think you're weird." answered Lindsay.
"Thanks..." said the moonchild.
Confessional: How many automatic eliminations are there going to be?
Zoey: Considering how many campers get injured on this show, I'm starting to wonder if this show is going to get sued.
Lindsay: *sighs* I miss Tyler...hopefully I'll see him again at the Playas Des Losers...
Dawn: Who will be the last camper to go before the merge? I wonder...
Now let's check on the Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself boys...
Ezekiel, Brick, Duncan, and Lightning were all in a rather good mood...and considering the fact that they had won three challenges in a row, that was rather excited.
"Just one more challenge until the merge! We can do this, team!" exclaimed Brick.
"So what? It's not like it matters whether we actually win this challenge or not...the teams are going to get disbanded." pointed out Duncan.
"I still would like to win though eh." answered Ezekiel.
"Of course we're going to win this challenge! When was the last time we lost?" inquired Lightning.
"Well, the last time we lost the challenge, it was because Blaineley wasn't being fair to us...we ended up losing Cody...it was actually rather sad..." said Brick.
"Oh...I guess we must be invincible or something!" exclaimed Lightning.
"But we lost Courtney, Scott, and Alejandro too..." pointed out Ezekiel.
"It's not like they're going to be missed." said Duncan.
"Yeah, but still!" exclaimed Ezekiel.
"I think we're got a good chance of winning this. There's only five members of Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Really Hot left...and there are seven of us. Of course, we still need to do our best, am I right?" inquired Brick.
"Lightning always does his best! Why do you think he's so awesome?" inquired Lightning.
Brick shrugged.
Confessional: Is Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself's luck finally going to run out?
Brick: Funny...I ended up being kicked out of the competition right before the merge...and it was all because I decided to help out my opponents...just my luck.
Lightning: Lightning's going to make it to the merge and he knows it!
Ezekiel: Am I going to make it to the merge this time? I thought I was going to end up being voted off first this time...I couldn't have been more wrong.
Duncan: I don't really see what the point of this challenge is...just start the merge already! I don't have all day, you know!
Finally, let's check on the girls...
All three of the girls in Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself were excited about the merge. In Heather's case, it was because she finally would no longer be alone with Izzy and Sierra.
"Just one more challenge until the merge...then I won't be alone with these two. Such a pleasant thought." thought Heather.
"Can you believe it? We're almost at the merge!" exclaimed Izzy.
"That we are...I wonder if one of us is going to win this season." said Sierra.
"I'm personally hoping that it's going to be me." said Heather.
"Didn't you already win the third season?" inquired Sierra.
"Yes, but I lost the money to a freaking volcano, in case you don't remember...since, you know, you were there to witness it. Just my luck..." said the mean girl.
"Didn't you get your head shaved in the first season? It was completely and utterly hilarious!" questioned Izzy.
"Don't remind me...my hair took forever to grow back." stated Heather.
"Sorry to hear that." sympathized Sierra.
"Ah yes...that plane explosion ruined your hair, didn't it?" inquired Heather.
Sierra frowned.
"Chris might as well start selling wigs considering how many campers have lost their hair during the show..." said the girl.
Confessional: Heather deserved what happened to her...Sierra, not so much.
Heather: I can't wait for the merge to come...I'm tired of sleeping with only these two freaks...
Izzy: This is going to be so awesome!
Sierra: It's a shame that Cody didn't make it to the merge...*she sighs*
Now let's check on Chef...
As before, Chef was busy reading his newspaper. Now that Phineas and Ferb were gone, the newspaper was probably not going to be as interesting. Nonetheless, he decided to see if he could find anything interesting.
Curiously enough, it was about Chris Mclean, the former host of the show before he got arrested and sent off to prison.
"What does it have to say about him?" he wondered.
Apparently, he had tried to break out of prison...and had almost succeeded. And it was all because one of the guards left behind a shovel that he could reach.
"Well, that's rather interesting. He almost dug his way out of a high-security prison? He must be smarter than I thought." Chef said.
It also said that he was stuck in a cell with a rather obese cell mate that would simply not leave him alone.
"I guess that's what he gets for being so arrogant. It's always about him, isn't it? Maybe he should think about people other than himself for a change...or maybe someone should turn him into a vampire. That way he won't be able to look at his own reflection. Heh heh." chuckled Hatchet.
Nonetheless, he wondered if Chris McLean would escape from prison one day. If so, he and everyone else on the show might be in trouble. Even before his arrest he never seemed to treat the campers well, would he blame everyone on the show for what happened? Would he try to get revenge?
"What are you reading? Is it the newspaper again?" inquired Staci.
"As a matter of fact, yes. In fact, it's a newspaper article about Chris...in case you don't remember, he got himself arrested for polluting Camp Wawanakwa...services him right for playing with nuclear waste...doesn't he know that it's dangerous?" questioned Chef.
"Probably not. He never valued our safety...personally I'm surprised that the show hasn't been sued yet. Then again, Courtney almost did...until Chris decided to bring her back on Total Drama Action." said Harold. "I'm glad that she got booted out first this time..."
"You think he would have caught on after all the wildlife began to mutate...I mean, just look at Fang the Shark! Did he not think that regular sharks were dangerous enough?" said Chef Hatchet.
"Just look at what they did to Scott." stated Staci.
"I just hope that Blaineley doesn't do something stupid on this show...like drop a nuke on it or something...otherwise we all might end up getting killed." worried Chef.
"Right..." agreed Harold.
Confessional: At this rate, this island is going to sink to the bottom of the ocean.
Harold: Personally, I wonder if Blaineley is going to make a tsunami hit the island...considering the fact that we're surrounded by water that would be devastating.
Staci: I wonder if Chris invented being a jerk to contestants on your own show.
Chef Hatchet: The longer Chris stays in prison, the better. I really don't exactly look forward to seeing him again...
Now let's check on Blaineley...
Blaineley thought to herself what exactlyshe was going to do for the next challenge. There was just one challenge away from the merge...suffice to say, the challenges would change significantly, as not as many campers would receive immunity.
Yet there were so many choices that she could use for one last challenge. It was actually rather tricky to decide. Just what should she choose?
"What should I do for the last challenge before the merge? I kind of want to end it with a big bang to be honest." she spoke to herself.
"Maybe I should make them jump into shark-infested waters? Personally I enjoyed what happened to Scott."
She then remembered that the campers' parents were likely watching the show, and if she tried that, she would likely get sued.
"Oh right...wouldn't want to lose money rather than make money...darn it! That would have been funny!" she exclaimed.
After taking that idea to the scrapboard, she then decided maybe it should be something that she enjoyed...and of course, at the other campers' expense. She did like making them go through grueling challenges about as much as Chris did, after all.
But what exactly could she do that would make the campers groan but would make her squeal?
"Maybe I should make the campers swim in a river of acid...it would be so funny to watch them melt..." said Blaineley.
She then remembered what happened to Chris, and if she tried that she would likely get arrested for murder charges.
"Darn it! If only I were above the law...that would be so sweet." said Blaineley.
She then recalled that she liked to boss the campers around, and suddenly she got an idea.
"I know! I'll make them do everything I tell them to do! I bet they wouldn't like that, heh heh." exclaimed Blaineley.
"Wait, don't I already do that with the interns? Oh well...who cares? Come to think of it, maybe I should make it a Simon Says challenge...it would be nice to be able to trick the campers every once in a while." she said.
"And of course, I'll probably get to save money with this challenge...the more money I get to spend on myself, the better!" exclaimed Blaineley.
Confessional: Duncan isn't going to like this challenge...and neither will his teammates...or his opponents...
Blaineley: *she has put on a military outfit* I should probably start by making them drop and give me twenty...wait, should I ask them to do pushups or give me money? Then again, they probably don't have that much...
I think I know what you all are waiting for...
The remaining campers were eating lunch at the mess hall. Interestingly enough, it would be the last time they did so at two different tables...
"Campers, guess what? It's time to report for the next challenge!" bellowed Blaineley on the loudspeaker.
"Well, finally, I was afraid that there wasn't going to be one today." answered Duncan.
"Of course there's going to be a challenge today! Why would you think that there wasn't going to be one?" inquired Blaineley.
Duncan simply shrugged.
"Lightning would be seriously disappointed if that happened! They're the best part of this show!" exclaimed Lightning.
"I actually agree with you on that one." nodded Blaineley. "I get to watch you all suffer."
"I would like to take a break...I'm still upset about what happened to Tyler..." said Lindsay.
"You've memorized his name pretty well, have you? I'm rather surprised!" exclaimed Blaineley.
"I have?" questioned Lindsay.
"Yes, you have." answered Zoey.
"Hooray!" cheered Lindsay.
"I always remember Cody's name...why does she have such a hard time remembering her boyfriend's?" inquired Sierra.
"Because she's a complete and utter idiot." answered Heather sarcastically.
"What did she ever do to you?" questioned Sierra.
"Nothing, I just think that she should wear a dunce hat, that's all." she retorted.
"Personally I think all of you should wear dunce hats. Now hurry up and go to the challenge already. I don't have all day, you know...or this entire episode." said Blaineley.
"Did you just break the fourth wall?" inquired Dawn.
"Yes, I did! This is a reality show! Who cares about breaking the fourth wall? Now hurry up!" demanded Blaineley.
Confessional: Time for the next challenge.
Mike: Just one more challenge until the merge...I can do this!
Lightning: *he is flexing his muscles*
Brick: Something tells me that this challenge was made for me...I wonder why.
Lindsay: *she is writing Tyler's name down, in case she forgets again*
"So, are you all ready for the next challenge?" inquired Blaineley.
"I need to use the restroom." said Ezekiel.
"Then do it lumberjack style! Sheesh, you campers are as slow as turtles!" bellowed Blaineley.
After Ezekiel had finished using the restroom, Blaineley explained to the campers what the challenge was going to be.
"Alright, your challenge is pretty simple this time. All you have to do is do exactly what I tell you to do." said Blaineley.
"That sounds pretty easy." said Brick.
"Not to me, it isn't. In case you haven't noticed, I never do what people tell me to do. Why do you think I'm such a delinquent?" said Duncan.
"Because you keep breaking the rules?" inquired Lindsay.
"Exactly!" he exclaimed.
"I love breaking the rules! It's so much fun!" squealed Izzy.
"It sure is." answered Duncan.
"There's a catch though...you see, you only follow my orders when I say Blaineley Says...if I don't say that, then don't listen to me..." said Blaineley.
"So this is kind of like Simon Says?" questioned Zoey.
"Yes, it's exactly like Simon Says...like I said, this challenge is pretty simple. However, whenever you disobey an order...or follow an order when I don't say Blaineley Says...guess what! You get kicked out! We'll keep going until one team is completely eliminated...understood?" said Blaineley.
"But we only have five members to Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself's seven..." pointed out Mike.
"Too bad! You screwed up three challenges in a row and now you're going to pay for it! Consider yourself lucky that the merge is almost here..." said Blaineley.
"Yeah, I guess we are pretty lucky." said Zoey.
B nodded his head in agreement. What would he do if there were more challenges before the merge? His team would probably get wiped out...
Confessional: Are you excited for the merge?
Dawn: I personally think that it's rather ironic that the merge is going to start once all the campers have been split in half...Blaineley already did that at the start of the season, didn't she?
Mike: Maybe I should start making some alliances...that should probably decreases my chances of losing...
Ezekiel:
"Now then, you ready to get started?" inquired Blaineley.
The campers nodded.
"Good...Blaineley says, shower me with praise!" she exclaimed.
The campers groaned, and reluctantly began complimenting Blaineley, except for one.
"This challenge sucks. I'm out of here." said Duncan.
"Fine by me. I didn't like you anyway." said Blaineley.
Duncan wandered off to the mess hall.
"Should we vote him off if we lose?" questioned Brick.
"Lightning thinks we should keep him around...he'll probably meet a sticky end anyway." contradicted Lightning.
"If you say so..." answered Brick.
"Blaineley says...what's this? It's time for a commercial break!" exclaimed Blaineley.
"A commercial break?" questioned Ezekiel.
"We'll be back in a few minutes, don't worry. But for now, we're going off the air...so we'll be right back after these messages!" exclaimed Blaineley.
It's the last challenge before the merge! Whose going to lose the last pre-merge challenge? Whose going to be the last camper not to make it to the merge? And what alliances will the merge bring? As always, you'll have to wait for the next chapter...so I hope you all are patient. Then again, you've never asked me to update this story more...so I guess I'm updating it frequently.