Okay, not the most productive chapter and it doesn't really move the story on much but I thought it was time for some fun. The cheeky idea popped in to my head and I knew I had to write it in. Thanks to the folks who have reviewed and alerted - I'm still getting them even now - it's nice to pick up new readers even at this stage!

Updates may be a little slow from now on, I'm actually in America right now and will be for the next 4 months, I'll do my best but I'm not making any promises.

Nickelback – S.E.X.

I'll love to try to set you free
I love you all over me
Love to hear the sound you make
The second you're done

"Hey Lil." Miley said as she dumped her bag on the table before walking over to the kitchen and picking up a bottle of water. "How was your day?"

"Brutal, I haven't moved." Lilly stretched and smiled lazily at her girlfriend.

"Lucky for you."

"How was lunch with Luanne?"

"Good, she seems like she's really making progress. It's nice to see her with a smile on her face." Miley wandered over to the sofa and dropped herself next to Lilly. "She won't give me the full details but she said the team she's working with are really pleased with her."

"That's good. Anything else, you seem distracted."

"Oh yeah." Miley rolled her eyes. "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" Lilly didn't respond, she just waited for Miley to continue. "Good news, I saw Mikayla and she's doing well."

"Okay..." Lilly couldn't quite get what that was about, she rarely took an interest in Mikayla. She often thought her true self was still hiding behind the smiley facade.

"Bad news, I totally forgot about a charity event in a couple of weeks time. Or should I say Daddy forgot."

"Why is that bad news?"

"I haven't got a dress, shoes, purse, make up, hair..."

"Alright, don't go on. I get the point. Anyway you've got enough clothes and everything else stuck in your giant Hannah wardrobe."

"Doesn't work like that, it's not like a dress that you buy and can wear again, I'd get crucified by the critics for wearing the same one twice."

"Yeah, thanks Miles. Nice to know I'm just a regular." Lilly scowled.

"I didn't mean it like that. Sorry Lil." Miley shuffled herself across the sofa and stopped just short at Lilly's cheek. "Please forgive me and my big mouth." Miley pulled the cutest face she possibly could.

"Miley, I can see your bug eyes." Lilly twisted her head and smiled, still maintaining the close proximity.

"Bug eyes? I pull my best forgiveness face and you tell me I have bug eyes."

"Don't try and put the shoe on the other foot Miss Montana."

"Can't we just make out?" Miley gave her girlfriend her best sultry look before leaning in.

Lilly deepened the kiss, pulling Miley down with her but before she could take it any further, Miley intervened.

"Come with me." Miley mumbled in to the kiss causing Lilly to pull back.

"What?"

"To the ball. Come with."

"Me?" Lilly pointed to herself in shock with a small amount of horror. "You want to take me?"

"Yeah, it won't be like a massive event. Don't get me wrong, there will still be the paparazzi and fans but not like you'd get on a red carpet."

"Err, I..." Lilly couldn't really think of anything to say.

"If you don't wanna do it that's fine, I get that. Just thought you'd like to go."

"I never really thought of going to anything with you."

"Oh." Miley looked quite taken aback. "I've the most beautiful women in the world, why wouldn't I want you by my side?" She paused. "I mean you went to stuff as Lola."

"Exactly, Lola, I could hide behind all my wacky clothes and wigs."

"You don't have to come but I thought you might like to. Plus you'd get a dress and shoes." Miley leant her weight to one elbow, her cheeks rounded and full at the thought of Lilly in a dress.

"What about a bag." Lilly said as she narrowed her eyes slightly.

"Does that mean you'll come?"


"Mile." Lilly said as she sauntered in to the barn in her robe, hair and makeup finally done.

"Yeah?" Miley swizzled round in her chair, swatting away the makeup artist who was desperately trying to apply blusher.

"Present." Lilly dropped a sealed box on Miley's lap. "Probably wouldn't open it right now." The young makeup artist flared her eyes and tried to continue to finish Miley's make up. Lilly had become somewhat accustomed to having Miley's personal wardrobe around when events came up. She no longer felt the need to be embarrassed about certain things. She sat down on the sofa and lazily crossed her legs, her robe riding up rather high.

"You look like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct." Miley raised her eyebrows as Lilly switched legs.

"At least I've got underwear on."

"You're all done Miss Stewart." The young women dabbed the final traces of makeup off before packing up as quick as humanly possible.

"Poor girl." Miley sniggered as she shut the door behind them. "Do you have to torture all of them?"

"Sorry, it's funny. The young ones get so flustered. Open your present." Lilly indicated with her head and a wicked grin.

"What have you done?"

"Nothing, I thought you'd like a present."

Miley opened the box and pulled away the layers of tissue paper. "What on earth?" She pulled out the underwear and examined it. "There's a string of pearls on it, how the hell does this go on? Lillian." Miley put the box down and went over to Lilly. "Have you been reading 50 Shades Of Grey?"

"Yes, but that's not where that came from." Lilly gave a smirk. "Believe me that has given me some ideas."

"I am not doing that. And right now I wanna know what this is about? There's no way in hell this can be comfortable." She dangled it in front of Lilly's face, the pearls just hanging off her index finger.

"It's not supposed to be."

"Then what?"

"Just put it on." Lilly smiled as Miley dropped her robe and removed the underwear she already had on. "Trust me Miley, I had a lot of fun picking these out." Miley pulled the panties up her legs, trying to adjust them so they comfortable. Lilly smiled at Miley. "You look hot."

"These are not comfy." She complained. "What are they? Tell me Lillian or they are coming straight off."

"Alright, Christ, I buy you a present and this is how you react." Lilly received a scowl from Miley. "Okay, it's a pearl thong, I was looking around in a lingerie store and I happened to see it."

"And you brought it."

"Walk."

"What?"

"Just trust me."

Miley did as she was asked and almost let out a loud gasp. "Oh my God." She took a few more steps. "These are evil." She walked back to Lilly. "It's no wonder why you like them. Are they supposed to be doing what they are doing?"

"Are they hitting your sweet spot?"

"Hitting? They're rubbing it like crazy."

Lilly stood up and placed her arms around the lower half of her girlfriend's back. "So they turn you on?" She whispered in Miley's ear, drawing it out so each breathe could be felt and heard.

"Yeah." Miley watched as Lilly moved her lips even closer to hers. She leant in hungrily but Lilly held back.

"No, you have to wear those for tonight and after that will you get what you want." Lilly reached round for the top of the pearl string and gave a soft tug, much to Miley's torture.

"Lilly." She moaned. "You can't do that, I'll die."

"Dress on Miley, we're leaving in 15."


Lilly stood next to Miley as waves of people kept coming at them, thanking Miley for her generosity. Miley actually had no idea what she had given, nor what she had supposedly done, she assumed her Dad had sent the money and conveniently forgotten about the ball. Lilly watched Miley's tight smile, those pearls were certainly worth the money. Every step Miley had taken she could feel the thong pulling at her, they were torturing her. When she had to walk up the steps she thought she was going to explode, halfway up she made out that she would stop and sign stuff for the few fans that had gathered. In reality she knew if she carried on walking she would probably come. Lilly had turned her head away from the crowd and asked her if she was okay. All she got was a fleeting glance of annoyance, but as much as Miley didn't want to admit it, she actually found the panties fun. Torturous, but fun.

"How are you holding up?" Lilly leant over in between a gap of people.

"Not so bad now I've stopped moving."

"If they're that bad take them off. I like to tease but not so it's unbearable."

Before Miley could answer an older lady came over and kissed Miley on both cheeks. "Miley, darling." Miley blinked, frantically searching for a name, the face looked familiar but nothing else sprang to mind. "Are you okay? You look rather hot."

Lilly bit the sides of her cheeks to stop herself from laughing. "I'm fine thank you. How are you?" She shifted one of her legs to relieve the other of all her weight. She immediately regretted it, the pearls pulling tightly against her, causing her to gasp on more. "H..have you met my girlfriend? Lilly Truscott." Miley just about managed to cover her mistake.

"No, I haven't had the pleasure." The lady turned to a smiling Lilly. "I'm Samantha Van Horn."

"Ah, you must be Traci's mother." She took the lady's hand lightly. "Lilly Truscott."

"So you know my daughter?"

"In a matter of speaking."

"Well, lovely to see you, Miley you must come over soon."

"Will do." Miley watched as Samantha walked away. "When time runs out." She muttered as Lilly laughed. "Right, I'm gonna head off towards the toilet."

"Sure you'll make it?" Lilly teased. "I thought you were gonna give the game away when you shifted legs."

"Next time we're going out you're wearing these. Every tiny movement pushes me closer." Miley took Lilly's hand and made her way slowly to the other end of the room, praying that no one else would stop her. "I can feel myself. It's making it worse, those flipping pearls are becoming so slick."

"Mile, if it's that bad take them off."

Miley shook her head. "If they are doing this to me now, just think what you're gonna get when you get home, hell I'm thinking what I'm gonna get. This is worse than when you tied me to the bed."

Lilly's eyes lit up at that memory. That had been a fun night, for her anyway. Miley had begged her to untie the restraints and finish her off, instead Lilly had drawn out the whole process, heightening Miley's experience until she let out the highest pitched scream Lilly had heard. At one point Lilly was sure that Miley had blacked out, she couldn't remember anything post orgasm for a couple of minutes. After that Miley had called her an evil bitch and this had only made that smug grin on Lilly's face wider.

"Earth to Lilly?" Miley said as they reached the foyer.

"Sorry."

"Lost in deep thought?"

"Something like that."

They reached the bathroom without any interruptions and Miley immediately threw her purse down on the counter. "Lillian Truscott, you are the most evil women on the planet giving me this." Miley twirled Lilly as she pulled her tightly against her body. "I'm dripping thanks to you." Miley lowered her voice to its sexiest timbre. "Feel." She pulled Lilly's hand round the back of her dress. "This was from sitting at dinner earlier, believe me there's a lot more running down my legs right now."

Lilly couldn't but help brake her own rule about no touching, she had to have a small taste of Miley. Lilly placed her lips over Miley's and drew out the kiss, ensuring that she kept control. Lilly opened her mouth a little wider, allowing her tongue to slip through and mingle with Miley's. "That's enough." She drew back to a loud cry of frustration from Miley.

"Please don't be that cruel."

"I am not fucking you in a bathroom. I have standards."

"Right now I don't really care." Miley almost growled her last statement, her eyes almost black with desire. Lilly leant up and pulled Miley's earlobe with her teeth whilst squeezing her sides with both hands and using her body weight to push Miley up against the sink. "Lilly, I really am gonna come." She gasped and clung on to her girlfriend's shoulders. Lilly pushed Miley back further, forcing Miley's back to arch and her hands flew to grip the edge of the counter. "Lil, I..." Lilly watched in fascination as Miley's breath sped up and her face become flushed. "I'm really not joking." She moaned through heavy breaths. For a moment Miley thought Lilly was going to stop when she pulled away from her earlobe, releasing some of her body weight from her own. Instead Lilly flew across to her other ear, forcing a hard tug from the pearls. "Jesus, fuck, Lil, I really can't take this anymore."

Lilly moved a hand to the nape of her girlfriends' neck and stroked it gently. "Come then." She whispered in her ear.

"Oh God." Miley moaned as she felt the familiar coil in her stomach tighten the last few notches. Lilly watched as Miley bit down on her lip, resisting the urge to bite it herself. She knew that Miley would probably let out a blood curdling scream if she didn't keep her mouth shut. One final tug of her earlobe was enough for Miley to be sent in to oblivion. Lilly watched as Miley managed to pull her head back from the obtuse angle it was at before trying to control her rapid breathing.

"Worth it?" Lilly said softly as she pulled herself away from her girlfriend.

"God." Miley gasped between breaths. "That was the most intense..." She blew out. "Wow."

"You okay?"

"Yeah." Miley gave a small cough to clear her throat. "Can we go home?" She flashed her eyes with certainty that her night was nowhere near finished.