an:) here is another tip!! yay!! nothing to say except that only 12 more days till i see THE MAINE!!! an effing dream come true!!! yay i'm gonna go see John Oh!! YAY ME!!! thanks LuvdaCullens77 for the help....and this tip is dedicated to xosinxdancexactxo (hope i spell your name right)because she wanted a tip to survive gym...hopes this helps or at least makes you laugh for a while. If you need a tip to survive a class or something related to high school just comment and Emmett will be happy to help! (whether he wants to or not).
disclaimer:( wedon'townEmmettoranythingrelatedtoTwilight. there i said it!!!! jajaja XD
Tip # 23- Gym
It's horrible and humiliating! It should be illegal!
Silly Bella, Trix are for kids. Today I'm babysitting (or should I say humansitting?) my brother's girlfriend (refer to tip #20) Bella. She is really clumsy and of course she is a danger to society when she is playing sports.
There is a lot of ways to get out of gym:) for example you can steal a pack of passes and very carefully use them to skip class.
You can also make your vampire boyfriend dazzle the secretary to let you go home.
Not everyone has vampire boyfriends, Bella….and and we are not vampires we are humans…we are just better looking, and we can't sleep and we run really fast but we are humans….
Where was I? ohh yes, skipping gym. You can also fake an illness, fake a sprained ankle or get suspension. –hint hint- it keeps you school grounds for a couple of days. And trust me, IT ROCKS!!
-Happy Dance-
(an:) just imagine Emmett doing the cabbage patch dance...i don't know what it is but Patty told me to put it.)