This topic is gonna bite me on the ass. But like the honey badger I don't care, I don't give a shit.

The scene opens with Mordecai and Rigby sitting in the couch. "Hey guys. Mordecai here." said Mordecai.

"Along with Rigby. Welcome to." said Rigby?

"Aw what?!" The slackers exclaimed

"Today's topic is Jawbreaker and Elsanna shippings." said Mordecai.

"I thought we were just doing jawbreaker pairing?" Rigby asked.

"Margaret wanted me to do both." said Mordecai. "Anyway jawbreaker is shipping were people ship Ralph and Vanellope. First off you people make us sick."

"Yeah pairing a grown man and a little girl! That's a crime against movies and nature." said Rigby.

"Ralph would go to jail for that. They have a father daughter relationship and you people are ruining it." said Mordecai.

"Yeah Disney would never allow it!" said Rigby.

"We also have some people that agree with us." said Mordecai.

(Benson)

"I saw Wreck-it Ralph and I think what you people are doing is wrong." said Benson.

(Grimlock)

"Really? Making Ralph and Vanellope a couple? That's a law against everything." said Grimlock.

(Cleveland Brown)

"Oh that's nasty!" said Cleveland. "You people make me sick!"

(Muscle Man)

"That's disgusting!" Muscle Man shouted.

(Back to the slackers)

"Yeah they agree Jawbreaker is disgusting." said Rigby.

"Now we move on to Elsanna. Please welcome Margaret and Eileen." said Mordecai. Margaret and Eileen enters the scene and sits next to Mordecai and Rigby.

"Hey guys!" said Margaret.

"Hi mom!" Eileen replied.

"They agreed to talk about Elsanna, because they know Frozen." said Rigby.

"Thanks Rigby. Now let's get down to business, the (beeps) is wrong with you people!?" Eileen exclaimed.

"Yeah they're sisters not lovers. Anna sacrificed herself because true love can thaw a frozen heart. Anna's love for her sister thawed the frozen heart." said Eileen.

"Yeah, and you people took advanced of that and turned it into this." said Margaret.

"Disney wouldn't approve of this." said Eileen."

"That's all we have to say." said Margaret. "But here are some other people's reactions."

(Blades)

"They're sisters, not lovers. You people ruined frozen." said Blades.

"Let it go Blades." said Heatwave from the distance.

(Honey Lemon)

"Shame on you people." said Honey.

(Napoleon Dyamite)

"You people are frickin idiots! Gosh!" Napoleon exclaimed.

(Pops)

"Bad show. Shame on all of you." said Pops.

(Back to slackers)

"We are strongly against Elsanna and Jawbreaker." said Eileen.

"Nuff said." said Mordecai.

"In that case that's all the time we have." said Rigby.

"Yeah, join us next week for another segment of." said Mordecai.

"Aw what?!" The slackers, Margaret and Eileen exclaimed.

Oh come on! I had to say it, does anyone agree with me? Plus like I said before this is gonna bite me on the ass, but like the honey badger. I don't care, I don't give a shit. Please review and stay frosty.