MEMO

TO: Squall Leonhart

FROM: Bartz Klauser

cc: Zidane Tribal

Re: Thanks!

Thanks for your help back there! You sure you don't want to come with us?

I guarantee you there's an epic adventure in store for us!

MEMO

TO: Squall Leonhart

FROM: Zidane Tribal

cc: Bartz Klauser

Re: EPIC

We're sure to find lots of treasure along the way!

MEMO

TO: Zidane Tribal

FROM: Squall Leonhart

cc: Bartz Klauser

Re: Re: EPIC

I don't care about treasure.

MEMO

TO: Squall Leonhart

FROM: Bartz Klauser

cc: Zidane Tribal

Re: What about

What about girls? We've uncovered a hidden beauty or two.

MEMO

TO: Bartz Klauser

FROM: Squall Leonhart

cc: Zidane Tribal

Re: Re: What about

I don't care about girls either.

MEMO

TO: Squall Leonhart

FROM: Zidane Tribal

Re: Oh

Well if that's the case…

MEMO

TO: Zidane Tribal

FROM: Squall Leonhart

Re: Re: Oh

I'm not gay.

MEMO

TO: Squall Leonhart

FROM: Zidane Tribal

Re: Suuure

It's cool. I'm pretty open-minded, and I think Bartz is pretty confused, so…

MEMO

TO: Squall Leonhart

FROM: Bartz Klauser

cc: Zidane Tribal

Re: Denial

You don't know what you're denying yourself, Squall. You should've come with us! Just us guys, on an awesome, manly adventure!

MEMO

TO: Bartz Klauser

FROM: Squall Leonhart

cc: Zidane Tribal

Re: Re: Denial

I'M NOT GAY!