As soon as I became aware, the first though in my head was: what goes around comes around. I told Columbia I was in a coma, now I'm in one for real. But I waited a little, took in what I could. It smelled like rosemary, and it was barely light. Candles. I tried to open my eyes. I couldn't, like I was stuck. I was in a coma, after all. My mind started to wander, until I heard heel clicks down the hall. "Any progress?"

"None." Riff Raff sighed.

"Not at all." A girl... It wasn't Columbia, or anyone I knew. Maybe Frank had that sex change.

"Okay... Buzz if she does." She clicked out.

"Why are you still here?"

"Because Maria isn't here yet. I'll have to leave and then come back with her soon."

"Why?"

"We made a deal that we would come at the same time."

"But both of you come alone at least once a day."

"I know that, and she knows that. We just don't talk about it."

"Can't one of you just call dibs?"

"Well, what if she doesn't like one, but likes the one that didn't get dibs?"

"Then don't call dibs. Why must you talk about this with me?"

"Aww..." I heard her click closer to his voice, and I heard a kiss. "I'm sorry. I know this is hard for you right now. But isn't your sister hot?"

"She is. To bad I apparently don't understand she would never cheat on me."

"Forget about that! You haven't left her side as long as I've been here, and we have been coming everyday for a month. Why don't you go out and club or something?"

"Is that all you two girls talk about?"

"Clubbing, drinking, how hot your sister is? Yeah, pretty much."

"You would get along pretty well with her ex-wife."

"EX-WIFE!" I heard her jump up and stumble. "So she is bi?"

"Yeah... Only with her though. And she would sometimes comment on this girl, Janet, but I don't think it would be something she would pursue." I was screaming in my mind.

'Riff! I haven't even seen this girl, and you're saying I won't like her? That's bull shit!' I screamed enough in my mind that I twitched.

"Oh my god..." I heard Riff get up and press the buzzer. And they went on for about an hour poking at me, getting me to twitch more, before giving up.

"If she makes anymore, buzz us. She's the most important patient in this hospital right now." I sat there for a few more hours, while the girls friend came, they both left, and Riff started snoring. I smiled in my mind, he was so cute. I sat an hour like that, didn't twitch, and I heard heels practically running down the hall.

"Hello!" I heard the leather jerk as Riff woke up. "How is she?"

"She twitched." He yawned, and the leather smushed.

"Lazy." He walked over to me, and scooted a chair closer. "Hello, Genta. They said you may be able to hear us talk, but I'm not sure if you can or not, but I'm going to try anyway. I - I don't even know what to say to you. Your girls are okay, you're baby is okay, a boy, and if you aren't awake when he is born, I get to name him. Hello, Frank Jr! You've been like this for four months. You are very delicate medically, so when you bleed that much, it caused you to fall into the coma. Riff Raff has not left your side for four months. He gives himself a whores bath every day, and takes a shower every week. He has never left this room, other than the bathroom attached to this room. Um... In your note, you said you needed a place to stay, you and the girls could stay with me. I'm sure Frank Jr. would love Frank Sr. I don't think you would want to leave Riff. He is loyal, just a little violent. Lets see... I live in New York, near where Columbia will move. I have a pretty steady income at the drag show I work at... I'm not so much of a slut anymore, I've settled down a little, found a nice lady. A couple regulars at the show have shown interest, but they're not that good that I'll dump my girlfriend." He paused. "Now that Riff's asleep, don't go back. He tried to kill you once, he forced you into this, and he was downright horrible to the little people at the castle. We've already set it up with Sonny and Janet to visit, if that's whats bothering you, and you can beam to your friends anytime, but we have all discussed this thoroughly. And by we, I mean Janet, Columbia, that girl Nation and I. We don't want you to go back to him."

I started screaming in my mind again. 'I won't! I'll live with you, maybe find a guy in New York!' I waited a little while before Frank gasped.

"Riff Raff!" He ran over. "Frank Jr.'s on the way!"

'HOLY SHIT! Wow... This labor might be less painful, I mean, I can't feel anything...'

"What?"

"I think she just went into labor..."

"My god..." He pressed the buzzer. Someone was there almost immediately.

"What did she do this time?"

"I think she's giving birth..."

"Well, we can check that..." She shifted my blanket and robe around, and I was suddenly aware I wasn't wearing undergarments. I rolled my eyes mentally as she checked me out. "Yeah. Congratulations, Riff Raff, you're going to be a father of three soon." How come she knows so much about him?

Pretty soon, I was in a cold room,with my gown being taken off. "It looks like you're undressing a corpse " I rolled my eyes mentally at Riff's comment, but didn't let it bother me. The most exciting day of my life, and I won't be legally dead this time.

"Shut up. I get to see her nude!"

"I thought you had changed."

"I would never miss an opportunity for this." Soon enough, I had been cut open, and heard a little cry. That was the most relief of my life. I think a tear rolled down. I could feel someone staring at my face.

"Riff Raff. Hold your son." The nurse shuffled over to him, and the baby started to stir. I tried my hardest to move, but I started twitching again. "Maternal instincts. So cute. Now if she would just wake up."

"Don't wake up until they have signed the papers. Come on, Frank Jr." I rolled my eyes. Same old Frank. I rolled my eyes again. And again. And again! I couldn't be true... I could move my eyes. I tried to move my mouth, and it started twitching. I tried, and my eyes twitched open. I couldn't really see, it was a blur, but I could make out three faces looking right at me. "Damn it! Get the papers, his name is Frank!"

I rolled my eyes, and Riffy just stared at me like a drunken fool. My mouth twitched again trying to talk, but my voice couldn't make out words, it was just a jumble. I tried talking again and again, over the course of a few hours, and soon I could talk, blink, and get up and walk around, of course, not for more than a few steps, as I had the c-section hole. Frank and Riff were still in my room. "I'm fine with the name Frank."

He smiled at me. "Good. When did you wake up?"

"Before I went into labor. I heard what you said, I think I'll stay at your place for a while."

"Really? That's great. How will you tell your kids?"

"Easy. Pat won't want to see him, Ciffa can decide if she wants to stay with me or him, or stay with him during the summers or something. I do want to ask you a question. Who were those girls?"

"They saw you, and developed a major crush, so they had been coming, each day, for about a month."

"So when is the next one coming?"

"Few hours."

"I'll fall asleep, and wake up, and you to be all surprised, okay?"

"I'll try my hardest."

I laughed a little, but finally fell asleep. I woke up, sat up, and yawned. "Hey." The girl dropped the paper in her hand, and the other one just stared at me. I nodded my head. "Who're you?"

"I- I'm Maria, this is Courtney..."

"I'm Magenta. Do I know either of you?"

"No... But..."

"But what? Honey, surely you can talk to me." She giggled.

"We saw you, and you were so pretty, so we have been coming here for about a month. When did you have your baby?"

"Baby?" I looked down. "Holy shit!" We talked and talked for an hour, until Frank woke up, and Riff just sat and laughed to himself.

They left, and I fell back asleep. I slept on and off for a few weeks, having visiting with the twins, Sonny, Janet, Momoka, and, almost every single day, Columbia. And then, on the last day, Columbia, Frank, the girls, Riff and I packed into my tiny room, and I broke the news.

"Riff Raff, Magenta has something to tell you."

"I'm going to New York with Frank. I think that he will take better care of me, and Columbia is moving there soon, and I know you read the note, and it couldn't be more true. I love you. I just don't think this will work out. And Frank has a girl, Columbia has a man, I may adopt a few cats. I have three kids, get maybe two cats, do up my hair real big, and start talking to them when Frank's date comes."

"So... You're leaving this time?"

"Come on girls, let's pack you for NYC." Columbia led the girls out, and she mouthed 'Good girl,' and winked.

I sighed. "Yeah. I guess I am."

"I don't think I was ready when I came back."

"Yeah... I don't think you were either. Maybe Sonny could hook you up with the therapist she goes to."

"Maybe. So... Are we going to get a divorce?"

"Do you think there is any future for us?"

"I don't really know..."

"Riff Raff Vitus. Do you see a future in us?"

"Well..." I looked up at him. He sighed. "No. I don't. I don't think I could change."

"Have Janet send the papers to Frank's apartment. She knows the address." I stood up, and walked into the bathroom. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, put on some lipstick and mascara, and walked out, where they had got the last bag ready.

"You're all packed up. I can send the rest of your clothes with the papers."

"Okay." I searched for a little while, but I couldn't find my voice. I walked over to him, and hugged him. "I love you. We can work out something with Frank, if you want custody."

"No... Not really. He could spend a few weeks with me each year, but that's all."

"Oh-okay." We walked to the bathroom, and sat on the tub until Columbia came with the girls. "I love you. Take care of Sophie. And come soon. I need you to talk to."

"I love you too."

"As friends, right?" I winked, and she burst out laughing, and she looked at Frank.

"Oh my god. He's not crying!"

"Is he deaf?" She hit Riff on the shoulder.

"Probably. What did you guys decide?" I looked at her. "Oh. Okay. I'll come by later, help you get situated."

I helped the girls into the tub, Frank started talking to him softly. Columbia got all out bags in the tub, and handed me little Frank. I nodded, smiled, and we hugged again. "This is so stupid! I'm going to see you soon!" She sighed, and kissed me. "Down girl." It was more a friendly kiss, but with her, you can never be sure. She walked out. I looked at Riff. He stood up. I hugged him, and stopped by his ear. "I love you. But I think this is the best option. Call me up one day. I'm sure dad will be happy about this. I really don't want to face either of them. But I guess you could send Auntie. She all ways thought it was cute, she could console me if I start to miss you too much. Call before you come to visit. Take care. Send my regrets to Sonny, I don't think my current job with him will continue to work out. I love you. I won't forget this though, I can't. Don't follow us. Janet will give the address and code for the transducer. When you're ready. Patricia will not forgive you. I don't know if Pacifica will. Frank Jr might. Frank Sr will not. Columbia is waiting for you, she will help you if you get sad. She's better with crying people." I pulled away from him, where he was smiling through his tears. I got in the tub, and I waved. I waved to Columbia who was sitting on the bed. We were all sobbing, and I watched as we slowly faded away.

A/N I cried when I wrote this. I have no idea why I wrote this either. I love these two together, but I thought that there was no way she could forgive him twice, and violence occurs more then once. If you go back, it will most likely come back. I love you. Goodbye. Sequel will be up soon!