Ya'know, I haven't been getting any good ideas lately for this...
Since, now that the couples are decided. Shall I continue this? Probably so. And I might screw this story up some more. Y'know?
KHR! doesn't belong to me, kora!
Warning include: OOC-ness, some Byakuran-Hibari love triangle, and some Nancer-lovin'
PS: Appuruheddo-san means Mr. Apple Head. You'll understand later on.
I woke up with a start, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling and drenched with sweat. Did I have a nightmare? Or was it something that's going to happen that'll end badly?
"Ow, wha' so heavy on my ches- I HAVE BOOBIES!" I screamed, clutching the mounds happily. I'm a girl! I'm a girl! AGAIN!
I never thought I'd be this happy to have boobs though...
Glancing at the clock on the counter, I paled. This isn't my room. 'What happened? Was I kidnapped? And then raped to the point-,' Ah, the memories came flooding back.
'Ugh! Screw Hibari and his (Oh, God)hands...'
I was walking down the street, bookbag in hand and grinning to myself. I had a small skip in my step and this morning seemed like it was bright and shiny.
But it's not.
I slowed down, noticing that the school's entrance ahead. Damn that Hibari, waking up before I did and leaving me behind! What an ass!
'Revenge plan: wake up early in the morning and wear nothing but a naked apron.' I grinned, tightening the air around me. Sadly, I didn't have enough tim-
"-oof!" I yelped, landing on the ground. Where did this happen again?
"Uwah! S-sorry! I d-didn't see you there!" shouted a red-haired boy. I glanced up at his nervous face, and suddenly grinned. He took a cautious step back.
"Hi, Shou-chan! And yeah, I'm pretty short." I smiled, taking his hand to stand up. He raised an eyebrow, blushing softly.
"Y-You know my name? H-How?" He asked.
"Lambo."
"Lambo-kun!" Immediately, his face just brightens. Like how you watch the fireworks when they go 'boom! boom!', "Is he okay? I returned him home and all, b-but I didn't get to stay long before I saw e-explosions!"
"Yup! And yeah, that's pretty normal around my home," I did another toothy grin, noticing that he's been clutching his stomach. "It's fine, I won't hurt you or have any explosions or have a giant bazooka in my hair. Or flying babies."
He blushed darkly, "I-I'm sorry..."
"It's fine, and hey, have you seen a bazooka about, meh, maybe about 2-3 feet long and purple?" I asked, which Shouichi just shook his head slowly.
"N-No, I haven't seen it in a good while. Why?" My mouth twitched into a frown. Let's do a little thinking of chronological order.
1st. Hibari had a 'date' (more like he half-raped me, even though I was more then willing) and Reborn and some three other people were following me.
2nd. I woke up, finding that Hibari is already off to school or God knows where.
3rd. Just noticed Reborn, Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, and Jennifer missing.
'Ah, it's beginning.' I thought grimly, recalling the events of losing my first kiss. I instantly punched the wall next to me, creating a large crater. I didn't even notice it until Shouichi let out a yelp of fear.
"H-hey, w-why'd you do t-that?" He yelled, wide-eyed from my strength.
I raised an eyebrow at the broken wall before shrugging, "Hey, let's go search for that bazooka, I need it."
"S-Sure, but d-don't we have schoo-"
"WAHHH! LAMBO-SAMA'S TOY IS BROKEN!" A sudden wail caught Shou-chan's attention along with mine. We glanced at each other and then ran toward the source. And, obviously...
We found Lambo bawling and a broken Ten Years Later Bazooka.
No more extra work for me, I guess. Yay!
"Wahhhhh! Stupid Reborn! Stupid Gokudera! Stupid, stupid, stupid!" The 5 year old wailed, Shou-chan trying to keep Lambo from crying by burying out his pockets and fishing out a grape candy. In time, Lambo returned back into his boisterous attitude. Shou-chan looked back at me and I just rolled my eyes.
"Nee, Lambo-kun," I asked sweetly, "Can you pretty please ask Nancy-nee-chan where Reborn-kun is?"
Lambo grinned widley, the smell of grape candy in his breath, "Of course! Lambo-sama shot them with Lambo-sama's toy and they went poof!"
Shou-chan shifted his feat, eager to here more but the kid was already dashing some place else, screaming that he forgot to brag this to I-Pin. Shou-chan, being his average robot-obsessed adorable nerdy-self, ran to the bazooka to examine it.
Tilting my head, I asked him, "So, what's broken, computer-wiz?"
"I-It's malfunctioned, t-that's all!" He blushed, new to his nickname, but nonetheless accepted it. I frowned, 'if it malfunctioned, then that means...'
*insert a deadpanned Nancy*
'We have to go into the future...', I thought, sending out another dark aura. Shou-chan held the bazooka closer to himself, abruptly standing up, and then falling down on his butt from lost of balance. I couldn't resist laughing out loud. Cute red-haired uke is a cute red-haired uke.
Shou-chan pouted his adorable pout as usual, and stood up. Not falling again this time, sadly. I glanced at the bazooka, its wires having a few cords sticking out with light zip-zip noises. I debated on either I should wait around until the Acrobaleono Trials or go into the future and kick some funeral wrath's butt?
"Today, I don't feel like doing anything~," I sang, catching Shou-chan's tilting head. I grinned at him and told him to follow me. He gave me a questioning stare.
"What? B-but don't we have school?"
"Skip it."
"B-but I-"
"Just tell your mom you were kidnapped by a hot chick you got knocked up by accident." And I dragged him towards the park.
And Shouichi couldn't stop gaping at me along the way.
"Here we go~" I grinned, placing the bazooka on the bench. Shouichi glanced around, clutching his stomach. Again.
"Chill, computer-wiz, we're not going to be stalked," Then my eyebrows furrowed, "Until the others come back..."
"O-Others?"
I grinned at his confused face and step aside the sizziling bazooka. He tilted his head at me, before staring at the purple weapon. Though, I felt something was kinda off. If Reborn was the first to return back into the past, then Tsuna. Wait...
'No, no. I'm sure that Reborn was first. Then Tsuna, Gokudera, and then other people came,' I tilted my head, 'Then where's Kyoko and Haru? Lambo and I-Pin are still here. So aren't they suppose to...?'
"Ah! Nancy-chan!" Speak of the devil... er, angel! I turned my head to Kyoko and Haru. Haru was confused, the first time meeting me, while Lambo and I-Pin were running around the two girls. I grinned.
"Howdy-doo, and what's the scidoo?" I laughed, catching Haru's attention, "What are you guys doing here? Aren't you suppose to be in school now?"
The red-head frowned, "I haven't seen Tsuna-kun or his friends around so I got worried..."
"Ha-hi! Tsuna-san must've been kidnapped!" The brunette worried. Lambo laughed out childishly.
"Gyahaha! Lambo-sama told everyone that Lambo-sama destroyed them- Ahh! It's Appuruheddo-san!" Lambo yelled gleefully, suddenly pointing at Shouichi.
"Oh, god. THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!"
"L-LAMBO-KUN! I TOLD Y-YOU NOT TO CALL M-ME THAT!"
"Lambo-sama will call you whatever Lambo-sama wants!"
"Bad Lambo! No name calling!"
"Ha-hi! Appuruheddo-san is your name?"
"I-I don't think that's his real name, Haru-chan..."
I couldn't help but laugh as Shouichi's face turned red, trying to explain his name isn't apple head. Haru was confused and Kyoko was just trying to calm things down with her smile. I grinned.
Some things just never change.
I clapped, "Alright! It's showtime, gals!" I grinned as I grabbed the bazooka. The girls and Lambo were alarmed. Even Shouichi couldn't stop me from what I was gonna do to them.
POOF!
I shot them with the bazooka. C:
"NANCY-SAN!" The auburn-haired teen freaked out as soon as the puff of pink smoke disappeared. He wouldn't stop babbling on, "Nancy-san, we don't even know what the bazooka does or what it can or cannot do! It's malfunctioned and we don't even know how to fix it. You can't just shot random people randomly from around the neighborhood! You just can't!"
"Appuruheddo-san, please cool down or I'll eat you," I replied. He blushed, his face almost as red as his hair.
"I'm NOT Appuruheddo-san!" He sighed in frustration, and then he quickly grabbed the bazooka out of my hands, "I'm not trusting you with this weapon anymore..."
"Maa, maa, there won't be much going on. Let's wait until the others hit home for the final game." I ruffled his head, making him bend down. He sighed deeply at me.
"I-I don't know anything anymore..." Shouichi mumbled, sitting on the bench. I heard a small ruffle behind him, making my eyes slant.
"Who's there?" I question, only to be answered by a loud-
"EXTREME!" Shouichi yelped and jumped in the air, only to land on the ground. I sweatdropped at the scene.
"Hey, Ryohei." He twisted his head at me, frowning.
"Have you seen my EXTREME little sister?" He yelled, causing me to smile pleasantly and Shouichi to pale.
"Ahum~ I don't know," I grinned, swiftly taking the bazooka out of the red-head's grasp. He frowned, "Try in here! It's a magical bazooka and your sister could be in here!"
"W-wai-!"
"EXTREME THANKS!" And...
POOF!
...there goes Ryohei!
"Nancy-san...," Looking defeated, Shouichi Irei could only facepalm. Rubbing his eyes, he ranted cutely again, "I told you NOT to use the malfunctioned bazooka! How on Earth- more like, what on Earth are you thinking! I can't read your thoughts at all!"
I raised an eyebrow, "You can't? I thought my ulterior motives were obvious..." At that I smirked at him, "Maa, maa. I didn't kill them."
"K-KILL?"
"Oh! I wonder who are we missing?" I questioned myself, ignoring the boy's outburst.
'Ok, so far, we got... Tsuna, Reborn, Yamamoto, Gokudera, Ryohei, Kyoko, Haru, I-Pin, Lambo...' I gasped, 'I KNOW WHO'S LEFT!'
"N-Nancy-san? I don't like the look in your eyes..."
"No need, lets go to my school!"
"Ehhh! But you said-"
"That you got me pregnant. Use the excuse for you mama!" I grabbed his hand, "NOW LET'S HEAD TO NAMIMORI CHUU!"
"I-I don't even... I give up..."
"Herbivore."
"Kyouya." I grinned, seeing him glare at poor little Shouichi. Who apparently find my arm as his life line.
It probably is if he lets go.
"What is he doing here?" He asked, pointing a threateningly tonfa at the the nervous boy. He shrank back a little, almost completely hiding behind my back. I still had my grin on my face.
"I-I'm N-Nancy-san's f-friend," He stuttered out, his face pale and stomach hurting like hell. Still, the grin was on my face.
And Hibari finally noticed my grin.
"Herbivore, what are you smiling at?" He glared. Finally, I couldn't hold it any longer. I jumped on the tall skylark, but he evaded my attack. I pouted.
"Stand still so I can send you to the future!" I yelled, dashing at him with the bazooka. He easily jumped out of the way and swayed his tonfa down my arms, causing me to loose grip on the purple weapon. I landed on the ground with a soft thud, my feet almost tangled up.
My uniform got... dirty...
"N-NANCY-SAN!" Shouichi yelled, before his nose erupted with blood and passed out. I tilted my head, what's wrong with him? I glanced down, and ho, and behold.
My skirt flipped up. Just to reveal my fresh batch of Batman undies. Fsufjckjdf.
"HOLY JESUS CHRIST!" I screamed, instantly pulling down the skirt to hide my legs. 'OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGod!' My face was blooming with the color red, I thought I was gonna pass out. Then, I heard a chuckle. His chuckle.
"Herbivore." Hibari said, his smirk hiding his laughter. I pouted at him. He- THAT BASTARD.
"YOU! I'm sooo gonna do a revenge!" I yelled, face turning redder. He chuckled again.
"Oh? And how so?" At that, I grinned. Hibari frowned at that, but before he could say anything, I kicked the bazooka from underneath his feet and POOF! goes the trigger~! Well, bazooka actually.
"Finally." Grumbling, I stood up and pulled down my skirt. Making sure that there's no fold where it flips up.
See? This is why I hate wearing skirts.
Maybe I should stop wearing my Batman undies... but they're cute...
"Well, one more to go, and hopefully this'll work." I said, kicking the side of Shouichi's fainted body. I could leave him here, but...
...ukes like him get easily rapped more often then girls!
"Ugh, Shouichi wake up..." I muttered, nudging his side again. But he still doesn't move. I grinned as an idea popped into my head...
"Wake up Shou-chan~!" says my flirty voice, owned by me, of course! Hesitantly, the red-head twitched, but still remain unconscious, "If you don't, I'm going to get kidnapped by evil Lambo-kun~"
Snap.
"Now that," My smile split into a grin at the now awoken Shouichi, "Was what I call a wake-up call."
"U-ugh, my h-head hurts...," He half-glared, half-pouted at me, before noticing that Hibari was gone. His face instantly turned white.
"Where is that one guy?"
"Hibari Kyouya?"
"Y-Yeah..." He gulped, "Y-You didn't... the bazooka..."
"Yup."
Shouichi could only sigh.
A petite girl, around the age of 13 or so, walked silently past the electronic glass doors. Clutching the bag of chocolate and other junk food, she made her way towards Kokuyo Land. Completley unaware of two people, a certain brunette and a redette, was stalki- *cough* I mean, following her.
Me: *twitch* G-gomen... ne... minna... san...
Tsuna: Ehehehe, please excuse Sky-chan... she's had a rough month.
Me: Homework... chores... dad... Grease... teachers... tuna...
Tsuna: *sweatdrops* P-Please review!