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Hey Notebook thing,

I'm still alive and still stuck in the vents of this room. Climbing in the vents was clearly a bad idea, they don't lead anywhere that could help me get out of this and Chris turned the heat on and I burned my hands climbing through the damn things. It sucks when the guy who is calling all the shots in this joint is on everyone else's side and also hates me. So, now I'm trapped in this hell hole still and I'm seriously getting bored, this isn't as fun as fucking all these people! Maybe I should have thought this through better? Too late to change all that. I'm going to tell you about how much of a Bro Geoff was and how he lent me his girlfriend and how Bridgette wasn't really cool with it...

I can remember exactly how it went down...


"C'mon dude." I begged Geoff. "Just let me borrow your girlfriend, I'm working on this list and I need her for it! If I ask her, would you be mad?"

"You don't have any feelings for Bridge?" Geoff asked me. "I mean, as long as there isn't any funny business going on, I guess it's okay."

"Just one kiss?" I asked him. "It only counts if I make a move!"

"Bridgette's coming up here now." Geoff informed me. "It's fine with me but you need to tell her what's going on."

"Telling people wasn't really my goal." I told him. "I'll be making an exception just by asking you for this."

"Hey Geoff, what's up?" Bridgette interrupted the conversation and walked in. "Oh, Duncan. I didn't know you would be here."

"Oh yeah, I asked Geoff to ask you to come up here." I told her. "I needed to ask you something, I'm doing this thing where I need to date people and well...I want to date you? Maybe just for a few hours? a kiss or something and we don't have to sleep together or anything..."

"I'm cool with it." Geoff gave her a thumbs up, Bridgette seemed creeped out.

"This is so weird." Bridgette confirmed what I knew she was thinking.

"Please?!" Both Geoff and I begged her.

"Fine." Bridgette sighed. "We can do this and you get one kiss and that's all. I'm only doing this because I know Geoff won't shut up about it if I don't."

"You're awesome!" I hugged Bridgette and high fived Geoff.

It began.


Dating: I dated Bridgette and it wasn't that bad. We watched like 4 movies in her room and she hardly spoke to me. I was expecting her to treat me like she treats Geoff but at the same time I didn't want to make out with my best friend's girl. I would say because it was Geoff girlfriend that I think I had the most respect for her. I ended up ordering her some Chinese food and we ate it in her room. I did wax and polish her surfboard for her and she said 'Thanks' and I was hoping that I'd get a little more gratitude from her for busting my ass off by doing it.


Cheating: I know it's not really cheating when Bridgette is technically doing you a favor but when I went to toss the empty Chinese food in the garbage can I bumped into Tyler and he invited me to the gym so I figured that I would invite myself to go with him and then take off my shirt and let him look at my perfect body! He would like that, I bet.


Breaking up: I walked into Bridgette's room and I told her that Tyler was going to the gym and I needed to meet him there so I could add him to my project that I was going. She said okay and gave me on peck on the lips so it would count and then she told me she was going to the pool with Geoff and if I wanted to hang out later that I could find them there. I agreed and then I made my way to the gym.


There we go! I think this was the first time I added a flashback of how it happened. Bridgette was basically just like 'whatever' and I think I love this chapter, it's one of my favorites I've written for this story! Next Duncan tries to date Tyler! I'll tell you that it's going to involve a blonde wig...