"I can't believe this," Alaric said, buttoning up his shirt,

"Believe what?" Damon asked, stretching out on the bed,

"A week had passed, no accidents happened to freak mom and dad out," Alaric said, proud of himself,

"Except for Lilah," Damon noted,

"Yeah they didn't even notice her gone," Alaric shrugged and remembered the accident from a few days ago, when Lilah went to his apartment looking for Stefan, he said he didn't know where he was, and was about to close the door when his mother saw Lilah and invited her in, being the kind, loving woman she is. Lilah accepted the invitation and while following Hilda into the living room, she fanged out and that was when Alaric ripped her heart right out of her chest. His mother turned around and was confused to see she had disappeared, but didn't really do more than just wondering what she did wrong to drive the nice young lady away.

So, yes. A week had passed, and both Alaric and Damon, even Stefan, managed to behave around Mr. and Mrs. Saltzman well enough to not rise any suspicious questions. Keeping Nathan and Eric away from the apartment was a bit tricky but, manageable. They even handled Hilda's cooking that was filled with vervain pretty well. At first, they weren't aware of the fact that Hilda carried it with her the entire time, Alaric just assumed that when he had compelled her to never stop taking it, she would just drink it with tea, or whatever. Hilda actually enjoyed the flavor it added to the food. Of course, they found out about that tiny little detail the hard way.

But they managed to eat the food, swallowing gallons of water after each bite. All that so that they wouldn't disappoint this wonderful woman. Her warm motherly smile was worth the pain.

"You just jinxed it," Damon said, putting his pants on, to get ready drive Alaric's parent's back to the airport

"Did not! shut up." Alaric mumbled, and left to check up on his father

Walking into the living room, Alaric found his parents both sitting on the couch, looking as if they've just seen a ghost, and he heard.. noises coming from the laptop Donald had on his lap. He was confused at first, but the look on his parent's face explained it all. It really didn't take long for him to put the pieces together, especially that he'd been extremely paranoid over the fact that he had porn starring himself and Damon saved on that laptop

"Dad please stop watching," Alaric covered his mouth, horrified

"I don't know how to stop it!" Donald yelled, clicking everywhere and pressing random buttons on the keyboard

Damon rushed into the room, "What's going on?" He asked, confused, then heard his own moans. Shit.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" He yelled at Damon, as he took the laptop from his father and stopped the video

"What!?" Damon yelled back, still confused. He'd made sure he put a password on the folder. He remembers that detail very well.

"I.. I uh I just wanted to check the weather but I accidentally pressed on a picture and that video just started playing!" Donald said, who's face was pale. But it wasn't as pale as Alaric's. Hilda was covering her mouth, face red as an apple, then she stood up,

"Honey I'm just going to finish packing," She said, and ran off to the bedroom, "Lord, forgive me," She whispered on the way out,

Alaric crossed his arms and threw his head back, fuckin great, He was now ready to kill Damon. Officially. He's fucking had it.

"Dad you could have just closed the lid," Alaric couldn't even look at his father,

"I couldn't son I was kinda in shock!" Donald shook his head, "I.. I.. it was like those damn commercials that you hate so much that you can't even change the channel!" He stuttered,

huh?

Alaric glared at Damon, and it pissed Damon off, who was also extremely embarrassed by the fact his parents in law had just seen him getting fucked in the ass, while moaning like a filthy whore. Fuck.

"Okay, let's just, please, pretend this never happened.." Alaric shook his head, wishing he could compel his parents to forget all about what they've just seen, and thanking God the video hadn't given his father a heart attack. He turned around to go to his room, unable to ever face his parents again. He fucking jinxed it.

Stefan opened the apartment door and rushed into the living room,

"Damon gotta talk to you, it's really important" He said, looking horrified,

"What?" Damon glared at Stefan, and that was when Stefan noticed the suffocating awkward atmosphere in the room. He wondered if this was the right time to tell Damon what he'd just seen, but then again, in these situations, the sooner the better; so he grabbed his brother's arm and pulled him to the kitchen. Damon groaned but followed his brother,

"What do you want?"

"There's a goddamn fuckin' porn of you and Alaric on the internet!" Stefan hissed at his brother,

Damon looked at Stefan for what seemed to have been an eternity before the realization finally sank in, "Fuck." Was all he could say and then, "Do not tell Alaric.." He whispered, then faced the wall, and started banging his head against it,

"Uhh, Damon?"

Still, Damon continued banging his head against the wall, slightly, and repeatedly

"Damon, you gotta remove the video.. It's, uhh.. uploaded on your Facebook page,"

"by whom.."

"Your asshole friend, aka Eric."

Of course.