Hello Everyone! I'm back with another chapter :D So I know we already had this unique character but just because its hard not to mess around with him, I'll give him another chapter ;)
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Well enjoy :))
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Natsu: *Appears with a lot of bruises, and bumps on the head* WHAT THE HELL!
Happy: Natsu, calm down! You might burn the guild again…
Natsu: *Screams* How do you want me to calm down…. AHHHH! I feel like burning something!
Happy: *Sweat-drops* Oh Natsu you're hopeless…
Natsu: *Still mad* Okay, so I have been reading more of your stories and now besides been confused, I'm mad… Why do I have romantic stories w-with Erza? And yes I know what romantic means, I'm not that stupid you know-
Happy: *Starts eating a fish* He had to look it up…
Natsu: *Crosses hands over his chest* You want me to die an early death or something, because she sure would not be happy to know those kind of stories existed… *trembles* and I would probably suffer that devil's anger…
Happy: *Gasps* Natsu, did you just called Erza the devil!
Natsu: Shhhh Happy don't say it so loud… Also no more kicking Lucy out of Fairy Tail, that's not something I would do!... *Screams again* AHHH just thinking about it makes me want to explode!
Happy: *Raises hands* That's Natsu for you!
Natsu: You want to know why I'm all beat up? Well it was all thanks to Erza… so I came across a very weird word that came appearing whenever I read a story about Gray and me… I thought those stories where me beating the heck out that Exhibitionist but I was so wrong! I didn't know what Yeaoi-
Happy: Its Yaoi, Natsu…
Natsu: Yeah that's what I said. I didn't know what yaoi meant so I decided to ask Lucy about it and you know what she did!? She just looked all red and kicked me out of her house, then I went to ask Lisanna but she also looked all embarrassed and would not tell me anything… so I had to go with my last resort *gulps* Erza and when I asked her… *starts to remember something and trembles* she just looked at me… and then started punching me for no reason at all!
Happy: *Eating another fish* And then what happened?
Natsu: So I went back to the guild and Mira asked me what was wrong and I told her everything… and she even told me the meaning of that weird word…. *Starts to roar and spits fire* WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS! I am not gay, I don't want to be pair up with Gray, Gajeel, Laxus, Elfman, Sting…. *starts to list all the names of the people he has stories with* I don't care how they feel about it, I'm just against it!
Happy: Natsu calm down, those are just stories… right? *Sees Carla* Well I have to go, I'll see you later, *Flies to where she is*
*Natsu sees Gray*
Natsu: *Points a finger at him* YOU… sick bastard! I don't care who you like just don't drag me into anything!
Gray: *Scowls* What are you talking about stupid Flame Brain!?
Natsu: *Screams* Y-you stained my innocent soul!
Gray: *Grits his teeth* Did your brain turn into charcoal or something!? And aren't those some pretty big words for your brain to handle…
Natsu: That's it! I'm going to kill you right now!
Gray: *Smirks* Oh yeah, I would love to see you try!
Natsu: *Smirks* Well I'm all fired up, you Yaoi Freak!
Gray: *Scowls* Did you just called me a Yaoi Freak!?
Natsu: Did I stutter!? Hell yeah I DID!
Gray: You stupid jerk! And see who is talking, you with that horrible pink hair that gives a double impression!
Natsu: My hair is fine! Besides you cannot handle my fire, Jerk!
Gray: You bastard, I can extinguish that little flame of yours any time of the day!
*Both are ready to start the fight when they are stopped by three girls*
Erza: *Looks serious* What do both of you think are doing?
Natsu: *Looks nervous* Umm w-we were…
Gray: *Looks nervous as well* j-just practicing some new moves…
Mirajane: *Smiles* Awww you guys shouldn't be so secretive about it *Winks*
Natsu: *Looks confuse* Huh?
Gray: What are you girls talking about?
Juvia: Oh Gray-sama! Juvia is in shock, Juvia cannot believe she has another Love Rival…
Gray: Another love rival?
Juvia: Yes, that is correct! Love Rival number 7,501…
Gray: W-what the hell is going on!?
Mirajane: *Still smiling* I never knew both of you guys were into these type of things! I mean I knew that every time you both would fight it was because of your personalities but I would had never guess!
Juvia: Yes Mira-san Juvia agrees with you! But Juvia doesn't think it's that bad… *Starts to imagine something and blushes* Oh G-Gray-sama so hot!
Gray: *Raises a brow* I-is Juvia okay!?
Natsu: *Starts to scream again* AH! I don't know what's going on!
Erza: Stop screaming.
Natsu: *Trembles* Yes ma'am.
Erza: *Smiles slightly* At any rate I do agree with Mira and Juvia, I had my suspicions before but I did not wanted to say something, well at least not until I knew what was going on… I just think that you both should let your true self come out for once and for all-
Gray: *Starts to realize something* Erza y-you don't mean-
Erza: Both of you should stop acting like Tsunderes and show your true feelings-
Natsu: *Finally realizing what is going on* Wait a minute! I am not a Tsundere!... What's a Tsundere?
Gray: *Sighs* Ah! You're a hopeless jerk!
Mirajane: Well we already know your how you both feel so-
Juvia: *Finally coming out of her fantansy* Natsu you better take good care of Gray-sama or Juvia will be mad!
Gray: This is insane! I'm getting out of here! *Starts to run*
Natsu: *Starts to run as well* Wait for me Stripper! I don't know what's going…
*Both disappear and the three girls start to laugh*
Mirajane: *Giggles* My, my we got them good, didn't we girls?
Juvia: *Smiles* Juvia is sorry Gray-sama, but she had to do this… it was fun!
Erza: *Smirks* Indeed it was, indeed it was.
I hope it was good and funny :D
The guild's masters will also have their own chapters, Master Makarov and Master Bob... I will just have to come up with something for those two XD
And wanna know who will be next?... Rogue! I'll try to update another chapter before this year ends but I'm not that 100% sure -_-
But I do want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and an Amazing and Happy New Year!