Bart: Well, hello again, everybody! Ken once again has some thoughts on his mind and would like to speak them.
Well, I have officially run out of things to say in this story.
If I insult Asuna in any way, Kirito will kill me, and I don't feel like dying anytime soon.
Kirito: Damn straight!
Sinon has too many good qualities for an insult.
And anything I'd have to say to Kayaba has probably already been said. This will most likely be my last on-stage appearance.
Bart: Oh, well. Thanks for staying with us as long as you could!
Oh, and be sure to visit my Q&A, please. I've only gotten 2 questions so far, so I need some more support from you guys. I'll be waiting for you there, if you ever decide to show up. Goodbye!
Bart: Ok, bye! Tell Sakuya and the kids I said hi! Well, let's move on to the next!