12:25 AM – Capsule Corp.
The guys were coming out of the gravity chamber, finally done with their training.
"Damn, I really think we're pushing ourselves on this one." said Raditz, getting some water.
"Nonsense. If we stop training now, we're doomed to die fighting that android." said Vegeta, sitting down and taking a beer out of the fridge.
"He's got a point, Raditz. He have to work as hard as we can, to win this fight with the least amount of injuries possible." agreed Marcellous, taking off his shirt.
"...I'm gonna go get something to eat." said Goku as he walked into the kitchen. "You guys want anything?"
" I'll have the last of the nachos." said Trunks, as the nachos flew out of the kitchen and into his hands. "Before I start, anyone want some?"
...Silence.
"Ok then." Then Trunks sat down and was about to put the first nacho in his mouth. But oh no, Marcellous had his Saiyan eye on him the whole time. The second that one nacho was a crumb away from being even a nanometer close to Trunks' lips, was a second no one would ever forget.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!" shouted Marcellous as he viciously pounced on Trunks, knocking the nachos right out of his hand. While Marcellous was busy strangling the oh-so ever-loving hell out of Trunks, Raditz walked right up to the nachos and picked them up. Vegeta saw this, and started punching Raditz in the gut, desperately trying to get him to drop the nachos. Goku then rushed in, and head-butted Raditz, causing him to drop the nachos. Everyone saw this, and a huge fist-fight ensued. This included Trunks getting slammed into a bookshelf, Goku getting kicked in the nuts, Raditz having a beer bottle cracked on his head, Vegeta swallowing a dust bunny, and Marcellous having his head slammed into a TV. When all the commotion was over, the guys stopped, to see their prize snatched away by Bulma.
"What has gotten in to you all?" asked Bulma.
"NACHOS!!"
Then Bulma threw the nachos in the trash. "Those expired a week ago. Now go to bed."
"Or else what?" threatened Vegeta.
"You wanna know what? Come see me in my room!" shouted Bulma, as she angrily stormed away.
"Hmph, being sent places to be punished...it's high school all over again!" said Vegeta as he followed.
2: 15 AM – Guys' Room
Goku and Raditz were asleep, Trunks spent the night in Karen's room (gee, I wonder why...), and Marcellous was using the computer.
"...Hey...Vegeta still hasn't come back yet..." said Marcellous. "I might as well see why." said Marcellous as he left. A few minutes later, he was at Bulma's bedroom door. Then he turned the knob and opened the door.
"OH MY GOD!!"
"What, What is it?" asked Raditz as he ran in, hearing Marcellous' scream. Marcellous was frozen in shock, looking at Bulma's bed.
Vegeta was in it.
The were both naked.
"...That is wrong on so many levels." said Raditz.
"Damn it, I've only been here for 5 WEEKS, and I've walked in on people having sex 2 TIMES!!" shouted Marcellous.
"Hey...is this a pajama party?" asked Goku, running in. "Oh, scooch over!"
Then Raditz held him back.
4:15 AM - Capsule Corp.
The guys were getting ready to fight the last android, and were just saying their final goodbyes.
"Remember, If I don't make it back...you know where my emergency porn is." said Vegeta to Bulma.
Then the other guys flew off.
"Damn them." said Vegeta, as he too, took off.
Later, the guys were just flying through the sky, when Raditz found something. "Hey guys, I found his base!"
The volcano nearby was marked with a giant neon sign that read, "ANROID 100 HIDEOUT HERE"
"Damn, that fucking evil genius." said Marcellous as they landed.
Inside the base, there was a figure sitting at a throne. This figure of pure...evil.
The guys then walked inside.
"Hmm...I see you've made it past the others..." said the android.
"Android 100...we're here to defeat you, and restore this dimension to working order." said Goku.
"...I'd like to see you try." said 100 as he spun his chair around.
"...No way." said Raditz.
This android was not just an android, but a Majin, with cybernetic parts.
"...Who are you?!" asked Trunks.
"The only survivor in a line of machine mutants." said 100. "We were a mighty line, but we were wiped out by you bastards, in this dimension."
"The last of you're line, eh?" asked Vegeta.
"Well that line..." said Marcellous, becoming a Super Saiyan. "...Ends today."
Then the rest of them turned into Super Saiyans.
"Hmph, I haven't seen that form in a long time..." said 100. "Not since you died..."
Then Goku rushed 100. 100 just swatted Goku away like a fly, then Vegeta rushed, and he managed to get a few hits in, but they had no effect, because 100 gut-punched him. Raditz attempted a flying kick, but 100 caught his leg and threw him away. Trunks tried to charge up a blast, but 100, thanks to his Majin parts, extended his arm and started choking Trunks. Marcellous was able to rush 100 while he was busy with Trunks, and then punched 100 into a nearby wall.
"...I'm disappointed...You guys are miserable...Your other selves would have actually managed to bring me pain right now..."
Then Goku rushed him, but 100 used his Majin arm and caught him.
"Oh, you sly bastard! You caught me monologuing! I have to commend you on that." praised 100.
100 wasn't looking, so Marcellous was able to nail him with a Kamehameha. When the smoke cleared, 100 had a huge hole in his stomach.
"...Ouch." said 100 unconvincingly as he regenerated the damage. "...Now it's my turn." he said as he charged a Kamehameha with one hand and aimed it up at the ceiling.
"...Dude, you have bad eyesight." said Trunks, right before a chandelier came crashing down on him.
"...Vegeta.." said Goku. "..Remember that technique we learned a few years back?"
"...What?" asked Vegeta, as Goku then whispered in his ear. "...Oh. You mean that." "Marcellous, Raditz! Stall for us."
"Got it!" shouted Raditz as him and Marcellous rushed 100.
"Think fast!" shouted Raditz as he kicked 100 into the air. Then Marcellous started punching him over and over again. "You've caused too much trouble!" he shouted as he slammed 100 back to the ground with closed fists. As soon as he came down. Raditz kicked him in the face. "It's time we teach you a lesson!" then Raditz and Marcellous started playing a game of Tennis with 100, using iron bars as paddles. After a while, they both shoved the pipes right through 100.
Then 100 got up. "...It's time I put you in place." said 100 as the iron bars started absorbing into him, and becoming a part of his body. Hell, he even grew a nose. "Now..." he said as he charged up a blast, but was knocked away by and even bigger blast.
"...Woah." said Trunks, still under the chandelier.
Where Goku and Vegeta once stood...there was a new figure. An amalgamation of both forces.
"..Who..who are you?" asked 100.
"I am the instrument of your defeat...Gogeta." said the new figure.
"No matter-GAH!" moaned 100 as Gogeta suddenly dissipated from his previous point and kneed 100 in the back. Then Gogeta started punching and kicking 100, landing combo after combo. After a while, 100 was clearly showing signs of damage. "Your nose it bleeding." said Gogeta as he kicked him away. "...Maybe you were better off before, when you didn't have a nose." Then Gogeta fired a Big Bang Kamehameha at him. When the smoke cleared, 100 was almost dead.
"Let's finish this..." whispered Gogeta, "I can't let him go on."
"I must hand it to you...Gogeta." said 100. "But let me ask you..."
"How much time do you have left in that form?"
Then Gogeta's eyes widened. "Damn you..." mumbled Gogeta as he rushed 100. He kicked him in the neck a few times, before finally setting him down. Then Gogeta gathered a small, starry sphere in his hand. "You won't survive this..." he said as he threw it. But 100 dodged it.
"Damn..."
"Goodbye Gogeta, it was a fun battle." said 100.
Then Gogeta transformed back into Goku and Vegeta. 100 seized the chance and started choking Goku and Vegeta, and then blasted them away.
Marcellous and Raditz tried to attack 100, but he extended his mechanical arm into a machine gun, and started firing at them. They managed to dodge them, but the bullets turned into flash bombs. As Marcellous and Raditz couldn't see, 100 blasted them away, right into Trunks' chandelier.
"Somebody get this damn chandelier out of here, please?" asked Trunks.
"Oh, sorry about that." said 100 as he lifted the chandelier out of the way, and help the three up. "Yeah, the installation in here is a little faulty."
"Well you know, If you get the drywall replaced, add a little Spackle here and there, redo the electric system, you could have yourself a real good pad here." said Marcellous.
"Oh really? I always though that replacing the floor with finished wood will be a good idea."
"Well yeah, you can do that, but you should add some insulation first." added Raditz.
Then Goku punched 100 in the back of the head.
100 jumped back and started charging a blast. "THIS WILL END IT!"
The 5 guys then got together and charged one, huge, epic blast.
"OMEGA BLASTER!!" shouted 100 as he fired off a huge orange blast, roughly 10 times the size of his body.
"INSERT AWESOME ATTACK NAME HERE!!" the guys shouted , firing off a red blast, 100 times the size of their bodies combined.
As the two monstrous blasts combined, the whole area began to shake.
"THIS WILL FINISH IT!!" shouted 100 again as he added more power into his blast, doubling it's power.
"YOU SUCK COCK!!" shouted the guys, completely covering 100 and his blast.
"DAMN YOU...DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!" said 100 as he completely dissipated.
3 days later...
They guys were getting ready to go back into the portal, to their own dimension.
"Well, I guess this is it..." said Raditz. "It was fun."
"Thank you all...for allowing me to rest at peace." said Bulma.
Then Raditz went though the portal.
"..I'm telling Bulma you cheated on her!" shouted Goku as he ran though the portal.
"NO I DIDN'T!! I DIDN'T CHEAT ON BULMA BY HAVING SEX WITH BULMA!!" shouted Vegeta as he ran after Goku.
"Karen...do you want to come with us?" asked Trunks.
"Is the sex good?" asked Karen as he pushed Trunks through the portal and went though herself.
"..Thanks for bringing us over Bulma, it really helped us out." said Trunks.
"Wait, Marcellous!" said Bulma. "The you of this time built a time machine, but couldn't complete it before he died...you left the key."
Then Marcellous looked down at his chest. "...Oh, you mean this?" asked Marcellous as he pulled out his sliver cross necklace.
"Yeah!"
Then Marcellous took it off and gave it to Bulma. "...Tell myself I said Hello." said Marcellous as he went though the portal.
1:00 PM – Dorm 666
The guys were all back in their dorms, just like nothing ever happened...but Goku wasn't there.
"There he is!" shouted Goku as he came through the door, with the girls.
"VEGETA!" shouted Bulma as he choked him up against the wall, "HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH ME!!"
"Marcellous!" squealed Rae as he hugged him. "Honey, where were you guys?"
"Rae...It's a long story."