AN: Yay a new Chapter! Please enjoy! And review. I am sorry that I wasn't able to update as much as you or I wanted, but like you guys probably know, my health is a disaster, so I please ask you to understand.
Warning: language, discrimination.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Chapter 24.
Life Is A Cruel Joke.
Now this was the good life.
Naruto smiled as he walked with his boyfriend to school.
That's right, boyfriend.
Naruto glanced at Sasuke with a secretive smile. He couldn't help but smile when he thought about Sasuke, not that he will ever let the bastard know. The bastard had already a big enough of an ego to begin with, may hell have mercy if he found out about that. Naruto would die of embarrassment.
Anyways, like he said earlier, everything is good now. Sakura left him alone after Madara's little visit. His parents are still the troublesome pair they are, he got along better with his niece now though. He found a way to do something with her, and since then they became quite close. Naruto frowned as he thought back at the parents of his little niece. Deidera was still a pain, and for some reason was trying to eliminate Kyuubi out of the family. Also it seems that Sasori was aiding him to accomplish this.
A family war was starting.
Naruto shook his head. Now wasn't the time to be thinking about that! He should think about the good stuff.
"OI Naruto!" And with that, Naruto was stuck in a headlock. Naruto smiled, yes times like this.
"Let go, dog-breath! I don't want to stink like you!" Naruto took Kiba's wrist and twisted it around, making Kiba cry out of pain. Naruto smirked.
"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry, Dude! Have mercy!" Naruto laughed as he let the brunet, who was now rubbing his wrist. Kiba grimaced, but then smirked. Naruto laughed and took his trolley, he was about to step forward, until Kiba grabbed his wrist.
"Aah…!" Naruto gasped out, while Kiba hadn't even moved or twisted the joint, rather at the amount of the pressure was already enough to cause enough pain . The sound actually seemed more like a sensually and sexually noise. Which made Kiba blush, and Sasuke glare at Kiba.
"K-kiba… please… it hurts…" Naruto said, trying to blink away the tears. Kiba went crimson at that and let go as if his hand was burned. Sasuke went to stand beside the Dobe, and put his arm around the blond's waist.
"Damn it… can hurt like a guy, takes pain like a chick." Kiba murmered. Naruto fumed, and hit the dog lover on the head.
"I got HMS, you idiot!" Naruto huffed.
"What the fuck is that! It sound like a STD!" That earned Kiba a slap in the face.
"It means Hyper Mobility Syndrome, Dog-breath." Kiba rubbed his cheek, but then he remembered it.
"Wasn't that the thing with your joints or something." Naruto nodded with a pout.
"They are to flexible for their own good. They get hurt very easily, and I get tired very soon, since my muscles practically take over the stability that the joints should provide. I can barely walk 100 meters, and without these boots even less." Kiba rubbed his neck in guilt.
"Sorry dude, I forgot." Naruto shook his head.
"No problem, I expected that someone with a dog's brain would forget given information easily, that and how to well behave." Kiba yelled a protest out, but they laughed after that. Sasuke though wasn't that happy, he was still glaring at Kiba. Kiba didn't notice it, but his eyes roamed to Naruto's wrist though.
"Does it hurt?" Naruto looked at his wrist, and shook his head.
"It did, but it's not that bad anymore." Kiba gave a guilty smile and apologized once again. Sasuke pulled the blond closer to him, since he didn't like how the two were getting cosy, took Naruto's trolley, and walked the blond inside the school building, leaving Kiba to yell behind them.
Naruto looked at Sasuke, he could see that the raven was upset from looking this close up. Naruto bit his bottom lip, worrying that the Uchiha might be mad at him. Sasuke guided them through the halls and past several students.
Sasuke manoeuvred them into the bathroom, giving his death glare at all the students in there, making them crawl out of the bathroom in fear of getting the raven's wrath.
Naruto watched in wonder as Sasuke turned the tap open, and gently guided his lightly bruised wrist under the cold stream of water. A blush covered his face when Sasuke started to rub the abused joint gently, almost sensually.
After a while the gentle massage stopped, and Naruto's hand was brought up before Sasuke's face. Sasuke gazed straight at Naruto's blue orbs, those obsidian eyes holding so much intensity.
"Why…..?" Naruto blinked, confused.
"Huh?" Sasuke gritted his teeth. And with one swift motion, Naruto was against the wall, Sasuke hovering above him.
"Why don't you see that I don't like it when you have fun with other guys? And those guys even hurt you?" Sasuke hissed, gritting his teeth.
"Why…" Sasuke's head drooped down onto Naruto's shoulder, letting out a tired sigh.
"Is it you, who I can show these feelings to?" Naruto gasped, but then smiled, wrapping his arms around Sasuke.
"it's because you love me, Teme." Sasuke growled at the nickname his boyfriend had given, but Naruto laughed it off.
"Just like I love you." Sasuke chuckled into Naruto's neck, sending shivers up and down Naruto's spine.
"Seriously though, sometimes I think I need to be your personal psychologist to help you understand your own emotions, Teme." A sly smirk crossed over Naruto's lips. "Actually, I should get payed for this."
"Oh you will get paid." Sasuke said before he leaned in, his breath ghosting over Naruto's ear, making the blond tremble in anticipation.
"Paid with pleasure." And with that, he took the Uzumaki's chin, moving the head upwards, he dived in the already slightly open mouth, and the abyss that was known to be Naruto's unique taste.
Yup this was the life.
This was hell, he was sure of it, because only the devil could be so cruel.
"What?" He asked from the backseat in the car, looking at his mother, and stealing a glance from his brother who was in the car as well.
Kushina's expression didn't change, and that worried Naruto more and more, and he wanted to cry the moment he heard those words being repeated again from his mother's mouth.
"I am divorcing your father, and I am going to sell the house."
How the hell did this happen?!
AN: Trouble is on it's way! Are you guys curious?
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