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Rated: T

Ciel Phantomhive

Kuroshitsuji

(Black Butler)

'Kami-sama,' Kagome felt the sweat drip down her face as cool blue eyes stared into her own, 'I think that Sebastian does this to me for his own sadistic amusement!'

"Well, get on with it." Ciel demanded his newest maid, watching her fidget and sigh nervously. It's not like he was going to enjoy the 'Talk' anymore than her.

"W-well, I'm sure you've noticed there are differences between males and females–" The miko began to explain, her face blushing a light red, 'Why me? Sango-chan was the one who did all of this.' Kagome wanted to sigh wistfully as she thought of her long-deceased taijiya friend (who was the biggest closet pervert – and such, had no problem explaining these things).

Sebastian merely smirked from the corner, his bemusement rising as Kagome flustered. He simply raised a brow when Kagome turned to him desperately, "Why can't you do this? I feel like some kind of weird Shotacon for doing this!"

Ciel could only wonder what the hell a 'Shotacon' even was...

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