Letters to a Slytherin

by TreesMusicSun21

Draco decides to answer letters. Send them in! Rated T because some of you have a bone to pick.

25. Harry Potter 1

Hey Malfoy,

Still wearing diapers? Well I'm not! why? Cuz were totally awesome! (yeah That part was Ron singing in there too)

From, TheSuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot

Harry Potter!

Ps were doing a reprise of Not Alone later, Ginny's making us ask if you wanna come and jump in there with us

Dear Potter,

You are not supermegafoxyawesomehot, not matter how many times you say you're 'totally awesome'. And yes, I still wear diapers because all respectable wizards do. I'll see you later for singing!

-Draco Malfoy.